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Episode Number Date Run Time Show Notes
1 01/24/2011 1:37:38

Episode one, with Scott and Brian. News includes Packers and Steelers, Jack LaLanne dies, Sarah Palin Breathing, Glenn Beck can suck it, MTV's Skins show under fire, scientists that are making chickens that can't spread flu, the government killed 200 birds, snowman's junk needed to come off, martha stewart gets a head butt from her dog, Harrison Ford yells a lot, George Clooney gets malaria, Creed saves a boys life, Anthony Hopkins loves American Idol, Wonder Woman headed to NBC for sure this time, Zsa Zsa leaves the hospital, and Donkey Lovers Anonymous! All that and a BUNCH of calls on this first episode!

2 01/25/2011 1:39:19

We announce the start of Therpay Thursdays with Wendy. News includes Terrorist Bombing in Moscow killing 35 people, Shooting rampage in Tucson, Pope talks about social networking, 50 most loathsome Americans, Rush Limbaugh's Asian Impression Audio Clip, Brisk trade for eels and snails in North Korea, Internet users form groups, Parents who don't vaccinate their kids should pay higher premiums, Woman paralyzed by hickie. Celebrity Poop includes Christina Aguilera to perform national anthem, Oscar nominations, Oprah Winfrey has a secret sister, Raspberry Nominations, Peter Fonda finds body, Matrix sequels are not coming.

3 01/26/2011 1:53:11

Piano found on sand bar in Florida, Taco Bell "meat" isn't meat, Jersey Shore shooting next season in Italy, one of the Fantastic 4 is going to die! and more wackiness...

4 01/27/2011 1:31:21

We hit on Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook page is hacked, MTV stands by racy teen drama "Skins", Kucinich Sues for 'Oral Injuries' From Errant Olive Pit, Huge Lizard Roams Riverside Neighborhood, Face exercise: Is it a scam or a fountain of youth?, Blackbeard's Sword Has Been Found, Ted Haggard: I'm Probably What The Kids Call "Bisexual", Where's the diversity at the Oscars?, Michael Fassbender to star in "Prometheus", Man Refused Piranha 3D Rental From Blockbuster Due to "Health and Safety", and our FIRST Therapy Thursdays, with Wendi Dunford!

5 01/31/2011 1:42:34

We announce the TMS film festival, the word of the day, a bit of evidence that probably means Loughner can't plead insanity, new color coded threat system in place soon, Utah's new State Gun, Egypt turning off the internet, Professor peeing on his colleges door, broccoli will save you, there is something wrong with that yogurt, Bristol Palin, Tracy Morgan, Charlie Sheen, the new Superman is cast, and LOADS more! Tune in!

6 02/01/2011 1:50:41

We talk more about the TMS film festival, Maphook contests, 2 cents short on your payments, what Google did for Egypt, a search for lost teachers, belly button bacteria, drugs that make you gay, black ops murders, 10 hot aliens, Geordie Shore, creepy sitcom dudes, North Korean movie love, the new Charlie's Angels, Shatner making something on the web, and much more! TUNE IN!

7 02/02/2011 1:37:02

11-Year-Old Faces A Life Sentence Without Parole. Are we gonna finally see some alien life? Barbara Bush says gays should have the right to marry. Watching The Super Bowl Can (Literally) Give You A Heart Attack. Astonishing Photos of One of Earth's Last Uncontacted Tribes. Blake Lively named 2011's most desirable woman by AskMen.com. Adam Sandler Receives a Star on the Walk of Fame . The new Bond villain? Javier Bardem is intrigued. Brawl Breaks Out at Hulk Hogan’s Wedding. Martin Sheen says something about Charlie. Jean-Claude Van Damme -- 4% Tipper. What historial maniac are you test? Your favorite Superbowl foods. and MORE!

8 02/03/2011 1:52:33

Pot catapult launches drugs over U.S. Border. Trained Labrador Can Sniff Out Colon Cancer, Researchers Say. Popeye was right: spinach really does boost your muscles. From Jhakai. Woman mails a dog!. 2500 year old beer recipe found. Stephen King’s The Stand Being Developed For The Big Screen. 12 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About The Movie ‘Groundhog Day’. Jersey Shore Beauty Products. ‘Twilight’ Stars Among the Top 40 Money Makers in Hollywood. Farrah Fawcett's red swimsuit on display at Smithsonian. Jennifer Aniston turned down SNL for Friends. tyler warned. And don't forget, it's Therapy Thursdays!

9 02/07/2011 1:55:39

We talk a TON about the super bowl, the TMS film prize package. Working Pro Boner. Who sat by Ashton Kutcher in Dallas. Messed up National anthem. Christians protecting Muslims. A bad new Utah bill. How to avoid cancer. O'Really interviewing the president. New law banning farting in public. Gary Moore dies. Shia LaBeoff uses TWO swears. NBC proves themselves wrong. The new Miley tat. Shatner recording a metal album. And much more!

10 02/08/2011 1:44:00

Detroit does not want a statue of Robocop statue, beheadings, ladies eating dog food, today show on internet, GoDaddy picks a new babe, Simon Cowell talking smack, Cosmo likes the low neck lines, AOL buys Huffington, Tony Hawk dumping Lhotse, Robot Bands, and MUCHO MOREO!

11 02/09/2011 1:44:00

Being popular leads to aggression in kids study says, pregnant women gets medication that could kill her baby, allergies might be good for cancer fighting, abandoned newborn found in southern circus toilet, American's rich were less giving last year, the Palins try and trademark their names, lizard found with a double penis, Harry Baals is not getting his name on stuff, Linsey not gonna get roughed up and taken into custody, mother says she purchased a Dora DVD that turned out to be hard core porn, things that taste like bacon, the burrito, and much more!

12 02/10/2011 1:56:32

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13 02/14/2011 1:48:13

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14 02/15/2011 1:30:35

The Beaver coming soon, video games for girls, british teen dies of kissing, Grammy ratings, condoms on your smartphone, what is your fast food, charley only getting 4 more two and a half men, top ten death threats from Bieber fans, Dark Knight Rising looking awesome, new Spiderman suit and title revealed, Liz Taylor in hospital, and much much more!

15 02/16/2011 1:53:49

Scott tells his driveup story, 61 year old gives birth to own grandson, dating site scammers, headless lady and dogs, why parallel universes may exist, Muniz is losing it, Moby is a nice guy, Mickey Rooney might be paranoid, Billy Ray is having second thoughts, fun with grapes, and MORE!

16 02/17/2011 2:00:52

Glenn Beck vs Google, Borders going away, researches grow hair on mice, face transplants, wiener on a leash, 10 year old meme, gaga spent three days in a coffin, the new Wonder Woman, Lex back to Smallville, Glee hates Elvis, Disney lays down some smack on Billy Ray, Therapy Thursdays with Wendi, and MUCH MORE!

17 02/21/2011 1:39:31

We start things off with our picks for next week's Oscar race! Plus, stump a trek fan, lady suspended to talking to her son who is off to war, Westburo responds to Anonymous, knife inside your head for four years, naked man stealing meat, lady just had a bad headache, man does the dumbest tattoo ever, Liam Neeson doing well, Mexican teen hunger strike, celeb rehab rocker in Utah, James Franco joined twitter, Plaid Stallions and MUCH MORE!

18 02/22/2011 1:40:37

Stump a trek fan, kim got vertigo, our second day of oscar picks, we start a new contest where you can win a copy of the LotR Blu-Ray trilogy, Blockbuster up for sale, Discovery launch on thursday, youtube makes you cut yourself, dude names his kid Facebook, dead workers, lady wont leave the toilet, boy has to learn not to play with fire, 10 best directors that never won, charile sheen wants to do a new Major League, Miley gives back, Glenn Beck says more dumb stuff, xray glasses, a new print contest, and much much more!

19 02/23/2011 1:42:44

Another stumping of a trek fan, Gadhafi says he aint going down without a fight, cellphones and what they are doing to your head, more Loughner shots, little girls want more in life, Sheen takes seeing jaws very seriously, the post office Steve Carell, Alyssa Milano is having a baby, 20 best Bieber hair remarks on Twitter, Sporks, and MORE!

20 02/24/2011 1:50:29

Stump a trek nerd, our final Oscar pics, air pollution is giving you heart attacks, farm raised kids are less sick, 33 things you probably don't know about the Toy Story films, Obama condemns Libyan violence, kid busted for stick figures, funny Clooney comment, Therapy Thursdays with Wendi, the national Hot Dog and Sausage council, and more!

21 02/28/2011 1:43:17

It's Oscars time! But not before we try and stump a trek nerd! Randy Jordan joins us for the first half of the show to give the Oscars what-for. The big winners, the hosts, the presenters, the funny bits, the terrible bits, and all about The King's Peach. True Grit loses, but not because it wasn't awesome. Reznor wins! No more batman from Nolan after Rising. Franco was stoned. Anime Eyes did ok. And why not, some late breaking Charlie Sheen news.

22 03/01/2011 1:40:20

Human milk ice-cream, the last US WWI vet dies, the are a drillin in the gulf again, RoboCop stature sneak peak, Kids should not tan, auto-tune Carlin, breaking celeb news, feldman is mad, dancing with the stars, Ted Williams gets a show, top crazy Sheen moments, weird web and more!

23 03/02/2011 1:38:20

We stump a trek nerd again, Rutgers lets dudes and chicks shack up, a middle school right club is broken up, Jersey congressman defeats the computer, iHop freebies, Jose Padiha taking on Robocop remake, a bunch of Charlie Sheen things, Walken rapping Poker Face, and MUCH more.

24 03/03/2011 1:46:00

Take pills to stop Parkinson's, dog eats man's toes, 16 movie posters, shooting donkeys, russian roulette can get you in some trouble, Therapy Thursday, RFK stuff, Serena having trouble, Charlie Sheen is normal after all, Blade Runner coming, Javier Bardem as Gunslinger, and much more!

25 03/07/2011 1:40:47

Stump a trek nerd, NASA finds alien life, or did they? Hefty Heart Attack Grill spokesman dies at 29. Southern anti-gay reverend caught masturbating in front of park full of kids. World's largest shark jaws up for sale. Diane Lane to play Martha Kent. Lohan video goes public, Busey says he is praying for Sheen. Phil leaving music. Alice Cooper has words for Lohan. Frank talking prison in Walking Dead. Bay says Transformers 2 sucked. Ebert vs Sheen, and MORE!

26 03/08/2011 1:32:53

Fat Tuesday! We talk about a new Cheech and Chong cast. Stump a trek nerd! Obama flip flops. Teens having issues. Space shuttle success! Nevada has bad highschool news. Can't sleep? Blame your computer! Sheen axed officially. Johnny Carson awards! Last Comic Standing looses a nice guy. Christina A selling her Osbourne house. Sheen has a 26 year old daughter. The history of Doughnuts and MORE!

27 03/09/2011 1:51:33

Trek nerd stumpage again. Sammy Hagar tells all. Fat Tuesday report. A crap ton of fish die, Tesla getting the new sedan ready to ship. Peanut butter recall for a bunch of states. Cartoon branding affects kids cereal choices. Teacher has a porn past. Mike Starr dies. Tomb Raider making a new boot. Chuck says Rob Lowe could replace Charlie. Insect collectors rejoice! And way more than I can list here. Enjoy!

28 03/10/2011 1:51:27

Trek nerd, we award the TMS film fest winner, human penis spines, obesity in Colorado, breast milk icecream is back, therapy thursday, new Palin movie on HBO, Sheen says a half sorry, Chickens can FEEL! Video games segment! And even more!

29 03/14/2011 1:46:44

We talk about USA Today, stumping the trek nerd, Japan and this horrible disaster, we talk to a nuclear plant worker in canada about what is going on in Japan, car companies and them shutting down over there, Apple selling 500k iPad 2's over the weekend, AT&T pulling a huge jerk move, MIBIII is crazy town, no A-Team 2, Julia Roberts is all over this dude, Kill Bill star in trouble, the story of the McRunner, and Battle LA is killing it at the box office.

30 03/15/2011 1:39:58

Trek nerd, Zune is dead, networks are losing people fast, quakes will just keep coming, get a dog not a treadmill, Atlantis found, Gottfried is a douche, quakes a message from God says Beck, Richard Hatch reports to prison, Finish surprise party, and MORE!

31 03/16/2011 1:35:05

Trek nerd, radiation in Japan, depression and dads, chinese man gets a new anus after 55 years, the Lean Cuisine recall, sperm count, Courtney Cox still loves Dave, Enemenmeme's daughter is NOT on twitter, Stiffer is in rehab, Gilbert says he is sorry, the greatest Tracy Morgan picture of all time, and MORE!

32 03/17/2011 1:56:08

Trek nerd time, Taylors 17 magazine, Vader vs Jaws, Jon Bon Jovi hates apple, blaming earthquakes on dragon worship, massive pedophile ring busted, BioWare cheating the system, corned beef is fake, Therapy Thursdays with Wendi, Netflix has big plans, Jermaine Jackson tells all, Stiffler headed to another American Pie, Lord of the Dance 3D, Lampoon is in trouble, nose fetishes, and MORE!

33 03/21/2011 1:44:03

This episode is "legit"! We talk about our new VS contests rolling out tomorrow. Libya and the stuff that happened over the weekend. Ann Coulter and her radiation is good for you stance. We talk again to someone IN Japan about what's happening over there 2 weeks after the quake. Dude get's a kidney infected with HIV. Cameras roll on The Hobbit. McConaughey takes a pay cut. Feldman's awesome new hair cut. JGL gonna be Alberto Falcone in the new Batman movie. Weird web, emails and MORE!

34 03/22/2011 1:45:44

We start our bracketed VS wars! Five questions about attaching Gadhafi. Photos of US soldiers celebrating killed children surface. A followup with Jeff about the state of m]nuclear power. Happy birthday, Twitter. 20 terabytes of tweets. Taco Rage. 30 popular bits of misinformation. Stephen joins us for some comic talk. Sammy Hagar says he was abducted by aliens. Martin Sheen on his son. Miley comes back to Twitter. Does the network want Charlie back? Weird web, your emails and MORE!

35 03/23/2011 1:34:26

Scott saw Jackass 3, and was on NSFW again. A new day for the TMS Blood Bath. Facebook is bigger than porn. 92 year old lady shoots a dude for not kissing her. Study says sudden sex can kill you. Nicole has recommentals! Liz Taylor dead, at 79. Stephen King to write some Walking Dead episodes. Stern sues SiriusXM Radio. 80 reasons why Shatner is awesome. And MORE!

36 03/24/2011 1:44:00

We talk more about the Blood Bath! Some info on a TMS DC meetup! Glenn Beck's new cable channel, maybe. Japan food bans. Fat people are fatter than they think. 35 strange doritos flavors from around the world. Therapy Thursdays with Wendi! Lady Gaga thinks Rebecca Black is a genius. Liz Taylor outlived her death writer. Lebowski sweater on sale! People of Walmart and MORE!

37 03/28/2011 1:57:21

Updates on the Spring Blood Bath. We stump a trek nerd! Utah lawmakers are lame. Ferraro died. Church and fat: Praise the Lard! Amy Adams is your new Lois Lane. Lindsay is now her full name. Oprah gives a kill date for her 25 year old show. Greatest sci-fi dogs of all time, and LOADS more.

38 03/29/2011 1:43:44

My weird dream. New blood bath winners. Trek nerd stuff. Simpsons gags being censored in Europe. Love hurts. First artificial leaf. 14 things you don't know about Girl Scout cookies. Brave is coming next year. Katy's boobs are trouble for mom. And MORE!

39 03/30/2011 1:46:09

We stump a nerd again, and bring you up to speed on the latest TMS matchups! Abercrombie and Fitch is selling stupid things. A gross thing happened in Utah. Red cross donations for Japan exceed 120 million. Godaddy CEO is under fire. Clooney is gonna spill the beans. Nicole joins us today with some movies! Xmen 4 and 5 are in the works, as is the R rated Deadpool. The 11 worst politicians working today. Alec Baldwin has some serious chest hair action. Batman getting ANOTHER reboot. Weird web, your emails, and MORE!

40 03/31/2011 1:40:57

Akbar for the win! Hershey raises prices. Donald Trump is a crazy person. Hugh Jackman waiting for the right guy. Wendi is back with Therapy Thursday. Wonder Woman has more than one set of clothes. Amy Adams quiet about her Lane role. Mad Men delayed until 2012. Mailbag, weird web, and more!

41 04/04/2011 1:46:33

We talk about a new Stitcher Contest, and the new Roku app! Plus, trek nerd stumping, the TMS blood bath turns 8, zapping fires with electricity, cell phones making teens very sleepy, gender effecting movie preferences, Obama getting ready to spend a billion on getting to keep his office, some Major Spoilers talk about movies, Charlie Sheen bombing, Snooki speech pissing people off, Cavill getting buff for Superman, Flav is not paying people, and much MUCH more!

42 04/05/2011 1:47:15

We hear from Canadian Jeff again about what it means to pump bad water into the ocean. Big Trek Stumping. 3DS talk. TMS Spring Blood Bath 9 kicks off. McDonalds McJob event. Mummies and their hearts. TV ratings are up for dudes. First Contact Day is today. Sheen talks about his tour. Trump pumps his ratings. Arnold gets a trailer. Meatloaf completely loses it. Hover Hands. And MORE!

43 04/06/2011 1:38:52

We go to Minnesnowta! Also, we talk a bunch about small cars, the latest Spring Bloodbath, your ashes in vinyl, space junk smacking into stuff, 35,000 dollar dinners, Nicole has more movies for us, Sheen is loved by Cleveland, speakers that make less money than Snooki, this is not porn, and MORE!

44 04/07/2011 1:50:26

Svelt! We give away two N'11 tickets to a lucky winner! Trek nerd is back! The blood bath is heating up! Grammys take on a leaner presence. Beck ending his Fox show. White children are going away. Video games! Ibbott bought a 3DS. Wendi is back with Therapy Thursdays! Sofia Vergara and her stooges. Baldwin says 30 rock has one more year in it! Britney Spears seeking acting career. Ray Romano & James Spader joining the cast of the Office for the finale. Weird web and MORE!

45 04/11/2011 1:42:35

FBI says there were aliens in Utah in the 40's, China bans scifi time travel, Pringles dude wanted to be buried in a pringles can, teen says she was forced to do something horrible in church, AMC want's healthier movie goers, Stephen comes on again and talks about some upcoming movie projects, Ashley Judd spills the gross beans, Sidney Lumet dies at the age of 86, Mel Gibson gets a little vindication, a great weird web, mailbag and MORE!

46 04/12/2011 1:43:27

WInklevoss's lose again, Nick's comic is found after a decade, iSteve book, fat wrists in kids is a bad sign, Wendy's frys are good people think, Dennis Quaid lets it all hang out, Hudgens hates the interenet, Duncan Jones on tap for Wolverine, the tale of Two Brothers, and MORE!

47 04/13/2011 1:54:51

Hot Romney on Obama action, where the Space Shuttles are headed, Terry Brandshaw talks about his head butts, 10 lost Ben and Jerry's flavors, the most peaceful states in the union, Nicole is back with some Recomentals, Bradley Cooper to star in the Crow remake, Lautner's best quotes, Sheen got boo'd again, and still want's his job back, Portman gives up wanting to be a vegan, 20 celebs that give music to their movies, and the worst Black redub ever. And loads more!

48 04/14/2011 1:54:23

It's Therapy Thursdays again! Plus, a close race in the blood bath, Planned Parenthood is like LensCrafters, Penis Museum gets a human penis, there is anus in your icecream, Sony is getting it's new Bond on, Bieber is NOT meeting with the PM anymore, Bonds is busted, Eddie Murphy is all Shrek'd out, and much much more!

49 04/18/2011 1:43:42

My plumbing problems, a portal2 giveaway, stump a trek nerd, TMS Spring Blood Bath continues, Tea Party head sends a horrible email to friends, Japan quake sounds picked up on oceanic microphones, oldest man alive is no longer alive, burning man runs out of a california sex shop, dog bails out Cage, Cyrus says there is no love in America for her, Rourke lays down some smacktalk, Quaid in talks to team up with Sheen, signally the end of mankind. Plus, 7 of the best time machines, and MORE!

50 04/19/2011 1:45:47

Winklevoss Twins are at it again, hung-over doctors are more prone to mistakes, live artillery put Scott in a bad place, the new Beetle is bigger, and more manly, the outbreak at the Playboy mansion came from the pool, American Gods coming to HBO, Banned Celebs, Gary Busey is fired, 50 facts about Bill Murray, Shatner Clips, and Anderson Cooper talks smack about Snooki. All that and MORE!

51 04/20/2011 1:58:25

Our summer movies of choice, my horrible airport story, 6 year old brings a gun to school and it hurts people, CIA made invisible ink in WW I, American's top ten medications, Busey is voting for TRUMP, Current Geek with Tom Merritt talks about a game played entirely in your URL bar, Doctor Who loses one of the great ones, people want Black dead, Jeff Bridges has a new solo album deal, cell phones are the new skynet, and happy days actors are PISSED!

52 04/21/2011 2:00:15

It's Therapy Thursday! That, and Justin Robert Young joins us for a brand new Weird Things segment! Plus: The sites are all down, sleeping air traffic dudes, bombs near Ibbott, GOP lady says sorry, but in a totally dumb way, Xmen trailer hits again, Gaga is weird, and in a fight with Al, Dodgers are in trouble, Hudson says no GhostBusters 3, Starwars Fridays, and MORE!

53 04/25/2011 1:55:55

Brian is in Vegas! We talk a bit about that, and the big outage we had over the weekend. Also, Charles Manson has things to say about the sitting president, a new drink will help you lose all that weight, more iPads are surfing the web than Linux machines, gas prices just keep on rising, box office is UP due to dumb kids movies, Mac users are less likely to want a Harley, we chat with cartoonist, Mary Varn, the bed intruder got arrested, Charlie Sheen got dumped, and wants to run for president, Stephen S. comes on and talks movies with us, Price wants to van covers forever, and MUCH more. (Including a terrible Osmonds starwars special.)

54 04/26/2011 1:41:14

Ibbott tells some Vegas tales to start us off, and I remind the world about my dead body story. Boyfriend sees something horrible on his webcam, CNN investigates the birther claims, Scientology just got some sweet new studio space, Japan fears suicide rates will increase, Utah and other happy states have hi suicide rates, Lohan news, Schneider get's hitched, Black does not want to be known as the friday girl, Trump says Deniro is stupid, iPad in 1994, and MORE!

55 04/27/2011 1:51:15

The release of the Obama birth cert happened today, London thinks they will have a safe wedding, PSN hack might have exposed your credit card, diaper bag thief, a chat with the folks at the TMS DC meetup, Tom Merritt shows up for more geekery, new Terminator movies coming with Arny in them, Lohan has a five year plan, 21 Jump Street movie details, end of the world audio, and MUCH more!

56 04/28/2011 2:02:06

Scott talks about Carriers, Romney goofs, Pat Robertson says some really dumb stuff, Trump also says dumb stuff, Wendi joins us for Therapy Thursday, Mike gives us some video game love, Justin Robert Young lays down some weird things, Reese Witherspoon says she did NOT get farted on by a big animail, and MUCH more on this action packed episode of TMS!

57 05/02/2011 2:00:58

Hmmm...there MIGHT be the biggest news of the decade on this episode, plus Obama giving hell to ditractors, Glenn Beck hates Glee, PSN restoring service soon, pizza blotting, fat tall dudes are in trouble, MajorSpoilers today, Lorenzo Lamas gets hitched...again, Katy Perry covers Friday, Sheens says he never did Heroin, Bruce and Demi's kid got nabbed for underaged drinking, Tyson tattoo trouble, Fast Five, and MORE!

58 05/03/2011 1:45:35

Hackers using Bin Laden to get your goat, how things went down in the big raid, a big gaffe by a news show, Schilling pipes up on the Bin Laden death thing, people are not getting enough boob scans now, mealtimes with kids is a GOOD thing it turns out, dude finally shaves after Bin Laden was captured or killed, Hurt Locker people are doing a new movie, Flavor Flav is in trouble again, Rick Springfield i also in similar trouble, and MORE!

59 05/04/2011 1:50:15

Happy Starwars Day! Also, Osama stuff, including Trumps response, some old bush audio, the 9/11 museum, TV ownership and what Nielsen says about it, Nicole's recomentals, Tom Merritt with Current Geek, Rob Lowe and the state of sex tapes, Playboy Playmate found dead after being that way for a year, and MUCH more!

60 05/05/2011 1:56:53

Worries over lack of proof in the Bin Laden killing, Palin calls Obama a pussy, Dalai Lama implies that the Bin Laden killing is justified, Sony lets loose some details on the PSN saga, Texas kills a dude with animal drugs, Justin Robert Young joins us for Weird Things, and Wendi is here again for Therapy Thursdays, Kendra farted, Jackie Cooper died, the ultimate celeb road trip, and a dude with a cool 3DS tattoo!

61 05/09/2011 2:00:34

Bin Laden death confirmed by Al Qaeda, his wife says they lived in that house for five years, some say the 50 million should go to NY victims, why we keep calling him Obama, and we play a few of them for fun, Stephen S. joins us to talk about a wad of awesome movie news, Sheen to take his one man freakshow over seas, the Beaver is Mel's way out of his hole, celebs who changed their names, and people that are much older than you think. And MUCH MUCH more!

62 05/10/2011 1:51:18

Bin Laden's favorite things, his compound as a Counter-Strike map, McDonalds is moderning things up, river is cresting on the Mississippi, MS to acquire Skype, Nick with 3 questions, Whitney Houston in rehab again, Fast Five is cleaning up, Arnold and Maria call it quits after 25 years, Betty White and Bea Aurthur did not get along, and MORE!

63 05/11/2011 1:54:27

100000 facebook apps have been leaking your personal data for years, breast feeding helps kids in life, and we have a med student to help back that up, YouTube gonna double their movie offerings, some Recomentals, Current Geek with Tom, the next Fast and Furious movie is coming, we just know it, Lady Gaga to release music through FarmVille, Pomplamoose did Angry Birds, Rebekka Black needs to worry less, Bieber barfer, and MORE!

64 05/12/2011 2:11:36

Scott tells the story of another weird dog following him in the morning, two earthquakes in Spain, Bin Laden pictures leave no doubt for a few senators, his other plans that may have been foiled, mothers of twins live way longer, Super Sherpa strikes again, Wendi joins us again, same with Justin Robert Young, 2 and a half Hugh Grants, Glee does Friday, Fox gives the axe to five primetime shows, and MORE!

65 05/16/2011 1:50:18

We chat a bit about Thor, Scott's cop problem, and ibbots trip to see the Cars. Also, Bin Laden's Porn Stash, a horrible crime happened, Huckabee says Trump has what it takes, David's unit is making people mad in Texas, Dumbest Defendant ever, Major Spoilers talk with Stephen, chatting with Ken from The Geek Dad Wired blog about his new book. the return of Celebrity Apprentice, Kutcher joining 2.5 Men, 26 Days Later for PSN, great actors who played crappy villains, Poop my Dad Says is cancelled, and MORE!

66 05/17/2011 1:42:43

We talk about breast feeding dolls, Game of Thrones, Trek Nerds, Huckabee, Trump not running for president, the Sahara closing down, Mass people flipping out about the Relaxation Brownie, Nick joines us, as does Chris Renshaw, Flintstones coming to TV in 2013, Depp and the Queen are related, Tom Sizemore is in trouble again, and a LOAD more!

67 05/18/2011 2:03:03

Our addiction to goofy girl games on iOS, people want to fire Ronald, Netflix now commands 30% of web traffic now, lots of coffee will help you not have cancer, big border bologna bust, horse herpes, life savings for doomsday, Nicole returns, a current geek article, Arnold's other kids react, Napoleon Dynamite cartoon is greenlit, Sheen borrowed 10 million for who knows why, Armie Hammer to play the lone ranger, and MORE!

68 05/19/2011 2:14:25

We give away a N'11 ticket! Scott talks about LA Noir. Osama audio he recorded before his death, the secret service tweets and then untweets, Madof's wine went for a pretty penny, planets are way more numerous than we thought, Wendi is here for another Therapy Thursday, Weird Things with JRY, Grease star on his deathbed, 40 reasons why the world will end Saturday, and the signs of such, and 40 things that will make you all feel OLD!

69 05/23/2011 1:48:14

We talk about Brian's scooter story, my hail storm, and Brian finishing Portal 2. Then we talk about judgement day not happening yet, the death of the Macho Man, a dude that can move now after years of being totally paralyzed, German insurance orgies, Disney ride getting a TSA treatment, Major Spoilers time with Stephen, Pirates 4 made an ass load of money, Titanic 3D is coming in 2012, Dunst won something in France, Sarah Palin thinks Arnold is disgusting, Krispy Kreme is making more money than ever, and MORE!

70 05/24/2011 1:54:47

Another Game of Thrones update, some followups to Campings end of the world rants, Sony's 171 million dollar problem, man attacks a woman with a pool noodle, why people get zits, red meat gives you bum cancer, my ManGrate chicken, how the Rapture Savage painting was created, Jane Semour has stuff to say, KISS guitarist in the slammer, the new Muppets trailer, Randy was a coffee freak, and WAY more!

71 05/25/2011 2:00:27

Happy Towel Day! Also, the Joplin tornados, measles are up in the US this year, Ford making a car seat that can tell if you are having a heart attack, USDA says pinker pork is ok, some netflix recomentals, Current Geek with Tom, Hangover II not looking good, Letterman's notes are tasty, Eddy James Olmos joins the Dexter cast, Tiger wants you to give a million to charity, Jersey Shore has a big fat fight, 25% of wresleters from Mania VII have died, and much more! Special Guest Host, Scott Fletcher in the house!

72 05/26/2011 1:50:50

The tornado talk comes up again, Elizabeth Smart has her head on strait while justice is done, Scott likes Swamp People, Loughner is found not ready to stand trial, Russian teen kills herself because of the Rapture crap, Therapy Thursdays with Wendi, Weird Things with Justin Robert Young, Shriver narc'd her husband out, expensive rings, Xmen doing well, Taylor Swift writes music on the can, and MORE!

73 05/30/2011 2:00:08

Scott talks about racism and witches at dinner last night, no more food pyramid, Gaza gets a gateway, Italy wants to bust a dude for not predicting earthquakes, Utah gets weirder with the gold and silver stuff, Stephen here again with Major Spoilers talk, Jeff Conaway dies, Jane Seymour backtracks, dude wants to bomb tv station for playing 2 and a half men episodes, Hangover II doing well with the money, and not with critics, Rays apologize for Avril's potty mouth, Aguilera is a huge gaming nerd, some bad singing, and MORE!

74 05/31/2011 1:48:51

LA Noire talk, what Scott is still digesting, and more! Married people are no longer the majority in America, GameStop honors decade old pre-orders, dancing at the Jefferson, Nam has a snake problem, Sony Spoof, Nick and Chris join us, Hobbit gets dates and names, Hawkman getting his own movie, Obama got a free copy of The Witcher 2 from Poland, Hot Dog Horrors, and MORE!

75 06/01/2011 1:51:32

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76 06/02/2011 2:10:46

Newspaper delivery dude story, ibbots travel plan changes are expensive, The Vita news, Denver is full of penis things, cellphone cancer spike not happening, the oscars decided what is or isn't animation, Wendi is back with Therapy Thursdays, and JRY is back with Weird Things, Gaga on top, Cosby show lady died, Hunger Games plan, Marilyn Monroe would be 85, and MORE!

77 06/06/2011 1:55:27

Talk a bit about First Class and how Master Chief is a JERK! Plus, Palin and her sense of american history, Kevorkian is dead, Shaq calls it quits, Bounce House goes for a flying lesson, naked dudes jumping in pools, some Major Spoilers, Sinatra took 12 showers a day, Capt. Kirk is scared of space travel, James Arness dies, Where is Gene Hackman? Lost star sued, LaBooooof says stuff about Fox, and Norway has their own Rebekka Black. And MORE!

78 06/07/2011 1:56:25

Talking about tweeting like a freak, and Brian has some sad news. Also, recap of all the happenings at WWDC and E3 yesterday, the deal with Weiner texting, 8 reasons to love Green Lantern's movie, the Thriller Jacket up for auction, and MORE!

79 06/08/2011 1:59:45

We find out about Nicoles's big project! Also, Nintendo has a new thing, Trump think's Weiner is a psycho, more photos are being held, and more about his porn pen pals, the sun is scary, some recommentals, Tom Merrit with some current geek, Flava Flav did a lot of coke, Nelson owes 500 bucks for drug bust, Human Cent II is really really bad, Kevin Smith gets a new reality series that we care about, Gaga has a rat named Black Jesus, and MORE!

80 06/09/2011 2:01:02

Scott tells his dog mating, milk story. Brian shares some local news. Later on, they both measure the distance between their nipples. Also, more Weiner stuff, Michelle Obama appearing on iCarley, National Park giving Palin preferential treatment, protecting your brain with exercise, drinking too much coffee will make you hear things, Therapy Thursdays with Wendi, Weird Things with JRY, Baldwin running for office in NY, Hulk Hogan is pissed, Aronofsky is doing a Noah's Ark movie, and MORE!

81 06/13/2011 2:04:14

Vertigo, Nerdtacular, and stuff...oh my. We tough on trying to find Osama's body in the ocean, Starbucks and cameras, Harold Camping has a stroke, Weiner pics continue to surface, as does his plans to take some time out, 3200 body piercings, Chupacabra klled in Mexico, the DC comics thing with Major Spoilers, Russell Crowe in some Twitter trouble, as is Tracy Morgan, what Anne Coulter says about gay kids, MTV cancels Skins, Dane Cook and his dog finding on Twitter, a Mashup and MORE!

82 06/14/2011 1:29:56

Randy joins us while we pick teams for N11! Plus, Bachmann is now in the running, Facebook is worth 100 billion dollars, a great sounding Weiner clip, the Heat did NOT win, Avengers gets a promo poster, questions with Nick, checking in with Bronco, Tracy Morgan is more sorry than you thought, 2.99 to watch Friday, KSL kills the Playboy Club, and MORE!

83 06/20/2011 1:41:51

We talk a ton about N11, how it went, who we met, and what we think. Plus a few clips from the event as well. Plus, trek nerd stumpage, soap saving lives, KFC doing something dumb in Utah, prehistoric bison, Clemons dies, Flynt wants to put Weiner to work, Sean Bean gets stabbed, Star Wars facts, and unfortunate last films for dead actors.

84 06/21/2011 1:50:35

We talk a bit about why my alarm no longer works, among other things. Plus, Ryan Dunn dies, Obama is on twitter for real this time, USA still has it when it comes to super computers, Palin gets trademarked, Nick joins us, so does Stephen, Tone Loc is busted, Hefner's Revenge, Shatner says no to Star Trek 2, and MORE!

85 06/22/2011 2:04:08

My walking path lady story, Apple iPhone 5, Hulu getting sold, Rowling about to lay the smack down, 10 things you never wanna hear, Perry uses Tweeeeter, Nicole joins us for Recamentals, Tom joins us for Current Geek, Tracy Morgan is really sorry, Jackson was killed, Dunn's death gets Ebert into some hot water, 51 year old actor marries a 16 year old, and MORE!

86 06/23/2011 2:17:38

Big show today! We talk about what the crap Pottermore turned out to be, the Amish Sexter, PopCap is expensive, Chick-Fil-A does not like the gays much, US Air lets a dude ride in a plane in his ladies panties, Wendi is here for Therapy Thursdays, we check in with Nicole, Mark, Marc, and Patrick on the north rim, JRY joins us again for Weird things, Ryan Dunn was super drunk, Tobey is in trouble, John Hughes remembered, Katy Perry used to tape her boobs, and MORE!

87 06/27/2011 1:38:41

Lots of talk about Ketchup, kissing kids, painting, and MORE! Plus, TSA is now patting down diaper wearing grandmas, gay pride in NY, Billy The Kid is expensive, women love the horse semen, Stephen stops by with some Major Spoilers, Spader to take the top spot on The Office, Jamie Fox is in Django, Peter Falk dies, and more!

88 06/28/2011 1:44:43

Racism, Utah gunman likes Facebook, video games win, anti-groping, a nice way to protect your biking junk, thriller jacket was expensive, Buddy Holly at 12, Hefner has a new lady now, Harper to die on 2.5 men, Hanks says YES to new Toy Story film.

89 07/04/2011 2:03:17

Scott recounts his time at the cabin last week, while Brian tells tale of the Anoyatron. Plus, Google+, Hansen busted in undercover sting, Python doing a movie together, Soundgarden back in the garden, Bug Penis is REALLY loud, Harrison Ford thinks LaBeouf is an idiot, MJ gave Aaron Carter coke at age 15, Sheen did steroids on set of Major League, Meyers tries to end it all, and MORE!

90 07/05/2011 1:37:42

We recap our 4th of July, play a funny trek song, and talk about 11 amendments that never made it, Fox losing control of its twitter account, Transformers cleaning up at the box office, a body in a pool for almost three days, what your ring finger tells you, Radcliffe and his drinking problem, best movies of 2011 so far, Flynt's daughter is in trouble for grinding, and MUCH more!

91 07/06/2011 2:11:25

We talk a mess about leaked Thundercats footage, we test out Google+ Hangouts for reals, tainted sprout seeds, Sony planning on a new PSN design, Twitter value being through the roof, nude mole rats, Tom Merritt, Nicole Spag, LED moons, Rick Springfield is in trouble, Sheen roast is a coming, the money actresses, Walken will play Zeus, and more Game of Thrones talk.

92 07/07/2011 1:52:28

Mr Scott Fletcher joins us today! Ibbott is on the road! 25 dumb Tea Party questions for the Twitter Town Hall. Facebook gets all Skypy, Grizzly Bears still a threat, giant Wombat fossil found, surgical implants to get a bomb past the TSA, flying car ready to roll, Port Man's new baby, Harry Peter has campers, James Spader is official now, and LOADS more.

93 07/11/2011 57:05

No regular episode today, but instead, we give you the Nerdtacular 2011 game show that we've been promising for so long. :) Enjoy!

94 07/12/2011 1:38:33

16 pound baby born in texas, Betty Ford has died, Obama and the Internets, Smart gets a deal with ABC, Mass Effect movie happening, Major Spoilers, Harry Potter star wants to rap, Black has a new single coming soon, Breast Practices, Not all is well at Archie Comics, Gaga might be dying, and MORE!

95 07/13/2011 1:57:55

Google+ is growing and fast, your dog is not as sniffable as you think it is, EA to buy PopCap, huge dust storms to be the norm in the southwest, cutting off stuff with 10 inch wives, Nicole with Recommentals, Tom with Current Geek, Sherwood Shwartz dies, the new Potter movie is super sad, Arnold in a new movie coming out, Kunis is a trek fan, and MORE!

96 07/14/2011 1:55:31

The Emmys are in, and we talk about those a bit, plus, food gonna get less fat for kids, no need to remove kids cause they are fat, stinky feet to help prevent malaria deaths, pills found to kick some HIV ass, Wendi is here, so is JRY, Ted Danson to take over CSI, and MORE!

97 07/18/2011 1:44:54

Our thoughts on the new HP movie, off-brand video games, and what scott did on his birthday. Plus, Rumsfeld stopped and touched gently by the TSA, The Rock could be your new president, Bachman says CHOOT SPAH, Vegas has sick people, big forks help you eat less, NFL running back running back to Utah to face charges, 10 great Ford moments, Nintendo 3DS has the netflix now, Tone Loc has a big gun, and 10 things you didn't know about Diehard! All that and MORE!

98 07/19/2011 2:04:14

Male heart attack victims are weird, Shatner kicked from G+, Borders says bye bye, awful loophole in the justice system. straight man turned away from blood bank because he seemed too gay, Dark Knight rises stuff, the Howling Reborn, The Dark Tower gets smashed, Emma Watson to be a Beauty, Buscemi refuses to fix his teeth, Black has a new single, and MORE!

99 07/20/2011 1:51:45

Scott tells the tale of the broken crown, funny Harry Potter protest, Bill Gates says we need a new toilet, women send way more sexts than dudes do, kids are safer with Nanna driving, Current Geek with Tom Merritt, Recommentals with Nicole, Joey has a new song, Spiderman trailer is kind of awesome, Hefner says he dodged a bullet, and MORE!

100 07/21/2011 2:07:24

Apple does a new blowout of changes, Bachmann has bad headaches, TSA changing how they see us, Loch Ness has a sister in Alaska, Wendi is here with Therapy Thursdays, and so is JRY with weird things, Comicon stuff, Lost actor and his 16 year old wife, Carter to join cast of Lone Ranger, Zach Braff is NOT gay, and MORE!


Episode 101 to 200 Edit

Episode Number Date Run Time Show Notes
101 07-26-2011 2:09:04

Ibbott recounts his iPhone in the ocean story, Scott will never eat raw steak again, Norway is still trying to recover from attacks, penis size study is dumb, NFL lockout is OVER, Patrick is getting married, a BIG SDCC'11 wrap-up, Amy Whinehouse is dead, Cavill says new Superman is awesome, 25 men that look like old lesbians, Captain not quite the box office smash we thought, Nevermind photographer wants to recreate his masterwork, and MORE!

102 07-27-2011 1:57:24

Wu is in trouble, Miccky D's is getting better at not killing fat kids, self surgery with a butter knife, recommittals, current geek, Winehouse album sales surge, Walking Dead loses a show runner, never seen Hugh naked, and MORE!

103 07/28/2011 2:07:42

Scott ate WAY too much food while the family was away. How to stop hiccups, a massive 3DS price drop, Lucas loses his court case, DOS is 30, Disney's house is up for sale, Chicken Nuggets are BAD, Therapy Thursdays, Weird Things, Alex Trebek is a freak, Hefner says his hot ex is lying, and MORE!

104 08/01/2011 1:54:54

Scott talks about douches at the movie theater, captain america, Hitler and Lincoln, debt ceiling being raised, IQ and brewer use, Weiner will not dance with the stars, Foxconn robot revolution, Morrissey still hates fast food, Major Spoilers, Winehouse might have died from cold turkey, dudes do NOT have Bieber Fever, new Mister Rogers cartoon, and MORE!

105 08/02/2011 1:34:59

We talk about Brian's birthday, black spider men, debt ceiling stuff, colon cleansing, 20 words that need to go, Boba Fett Carbonite Crunch, old men blaming things on satan, lopes to return Idol, buy Smiths house, Shawshank tree is dying, how reality tv is killing scripted tv, and MORE!

106 08/03/2011 1:55:18

We help AIE pick what faction to play in Old Republic! Dying from playing Xbox, poor dude lost his head trying out his new hovercraft, beagle gloss in the dark, Matt Damon on teachers, recommittals, Current Geek, Solo on Smurfs, Trek theme park in Jordan, 10 thinks you did not know about Weird Science, Morpheus to play Perry White, and MORE!

107 08/04/2011 2:23:51

We chat about the movies this weekend, especially the ones with apes in them, the fake IE story, why the moon is shaped funny, V Tech having issues this morning, teen having a bomb strapped to her neck, Bud getting a new look, splitting atoms at home, Therapy Thursdays, Weird Things, Marg is leaving, Bubba Smith died, and MUCH more!

108 08/08/2011 1:58:00

We talk a whole mess about the Apes movie, and why scott saw it twice over the weekend. Also, he is on his own again this week which means he will eat bad, sadly. Also, the effect of the credit rating change the US got over the weekend, teen smoking on the rise again, shark found in New Hampshire, 8 crazy food mascots, Stanos heading to Men anyway, Short Circuit getting a reboot, and 10 things about TOS that you did not know!

109 08/09/2011 1:42:35

Kim is gone, and we talk about why that's a problem. We also talk of tea party downgrades, london looting, spermless mosquitoes, men with breasts, mini-skirt mondays, Kanye West goes south, Mad Men finally underway, and MORE!

110 08/10/2011 1:58:23

The Superheroes Documentary, wikipedia is too easy to mess with, London rioting updates, Machmann and her horrific Newsweek cover, Apple and Exxon, huge ice chunks, smoking in the morning, recommentals w/ +Nicole Spag , Current Geek w/ +Tom Merritt , Bewitched Reboots, Anne Hathaway dishes on Batman, Kid is busted, Shaq has a nasty tape to protect, and loads more.

111 08/11/2011 2:22:53

We have a load of stuff today, not the least of which will be another Therapy Thursday with Wendi Dunford, and a visit by +Justin Young for the Weird Things segment! Plus: A conversation with a wow playing water in a chinese restaurant. Dude shoots his unit off with his wife's pink pistol, 83 year old women getting breast implants, The Facebook Rapture, fried butter on a stick, GI Joe 2, the aftermath of Jason Voorhees, the new SpreadEagle movie, Black gets out of school, and MORE!

112 08/15/2011 1:45:49

I talk about rude people at pawn shops, and then: Drunk dudes peeing on stuff, anti-gay politician gets busted trying to get all gay in this hizzouse, Bert and Ernie are not what people think, 10 of the most hated people in the US, funeral for dude in a chimney, new Austin Powers, Lego Arrestled Development, Apes rocks the boxoffice...again, and MUCH more!

113 08/16/2011 1:53:43

We talk about the troubles of having daughters. And, we tackle fish kill probes, Madoff's wife finally gets the hint, a drug that could kill anything, iPad 3 was cancelled why again, Conan the Barbarian reviews are trickling in, 16 things to never microwave, TLC cancels Kate + 8, and MORE! Join me and +Brian Ibbott another dose of morning frogpantery.

114 08/17/2012 2:05:20

On today's entry, we'll chat about PS3 price cuts, 10 animals that bleed blue, Jersey Shore branding problems, addiction is a brain disease, nice people earn less, Arrested Development movie news, silences, white people rapping, Glee 3D tanks, 10 thinks you did NOT know about The Fly, and MORE!

115 08/18/2011 1:59:47

Well of course Wendi is back with Therapy Thursdays, along with Justin Robert Young with his take on Weird Things, plus a 600,000 dollar burrito, the trouble with Twins, Tampa is feeling grateful right now, a mom and her bacteria, lost Dr. Seuss stories, The Trek Nerd, Depardieu pees on a plane, box office doing well despite crappy economy, and how the weekend movies are looking! And MORE!

116 08/23/2011 1:48:44

Today we tackle stuff like Scott and his spit on a stranger story, pets having plastic surgery, sexting ring busted, midget football under fire, sex appeal and the way you hold your neck, our Fitness Geek returns, a new Blade Runner in the works, Smell-o-vision, Burt has money problems, Winslet saves the day, and MORE!

117 08/24/2011 1:58:47

Today, we get a visit from +Tom Merritt & +Nicole Spag, plus earthquake talk, thirsty kids stuck in chimneys, accidentally removing a penis is a bad idea, Whinehouse update, the Smiths are alright, Disney says fert to Marvel, and Megan Fox says goodbye to Monroe! AND MORE!

118 08/25/2011 2:09:34

A whole different kind of Jobs loss today, snake couple faces prison, the penis doctor won, screw you, GameStop, Walk of Fame for reality stars, Carrie Fisher eyes her golden bikini again, odd celeb hobbies, and 20 ways to feel older! All that plus Wendi and +Justin Young!

119 08/29/2011 1:55:52

Can't avoid chatting about Irene a bit to start things off, snake couple going to jail, The Wahlbergers, hidden images in logos, bee stings are on the rise, VMA's, reality and the walk of fame, new Flatliners coming, odd celeb hobbies, Tron is getting a divorce, Chase on Fletch, and much more!

120 08/30/2011 1:46:00

We do an update with the fitness geek, Bachmann's message about god and hurricanes, Sebastian Bach loses all his stuff, Warren Jeffs is in a coma, eye socket impaling, Matthew Fox is a scoundrel, Courtney Stodden does not get twitter, Brad Pitt is a hero, Austin Powers actor is in serious trouble, and MORE!

121 08/31/2011 1:52:31

We hit hard-hitting stuff like, why we might finally start watching Sons of Anarchy, Irene power outages, space station news, Bachmann and why she's not gonna work out, newborn rate news, Kim K song SUCKS, Bieber and his crash, Ed "'Neil gets his due, porn ends, and MUCH more. Tom and Nicole are here too!

122 09/01/2011 1:59:01

Do Sex game, buying wooden iPads, 12 movie titles that mean something else, Chaz Bono stuff, Steven Seagal is busted, Sherlock does Snape, Number one issue hits DC, Ironman is having a baby, Lautner says its all about character, plus Therapy Thursday with Wendi, and Weird Things with +Justin Young ! And MORE!

123 09/05/2011 1:26:22

Burning Man happened, missing guns, shark bites are scary, 12 McDonalds menu items that did NOT succeed at all, brain facts, dumbest headline of the day, Boxoffice numbers, Billie Joe booted off a plane, LaToya with nail trouble, Eddie Murphy making a come back, Major Spoilers time, and MUCH more!

124 09/06/2011 1:39:39

Farting lady at IKEA, space junk is a problem, Apple is tightening up after a big leak, worst songs of the 90's, choking on your flight meal, 150 kids for one dude, Lauren Bush Lauren, Madonna still sings, Chaz wants a penis, and MORE!

125 09/07/2011 1:47:53

Why online passes are dumb, Texas fires, 21ft crocs, choking on dinner, 150 offspring, Beetlejuice getting a remake, Murphy official for Oscars 2012, AMH arrested, 20 worst lines in movie history, and MORE! Plus, visits from Tom Merritt & Nicole Spag!

126 09/08/2011 1:50:09

Talking why people love a good conspiracy theory with Therapy Thurday's Wendi Dunford! Plus, Diablo III invites, the mystery peanut, XXX domains are live, Gumby robs a store, Futurama finale sounds fantastic, Reese Witherspoon gets hit by an old lady, +Justin Young will be joining us, and MORE!

127 09/12/2011 1:33:06

We tackle some thoughts about the ten year anniversary of 9-11, a couple of plane scares yesterday, GOP debates in 45 seconds, dying from hot beef fat injections to the face, Max Payne 3 is expensive, mysterious grey blobs, sad Spartacus news, Contagion did well, Cliff Robertson is no more, movies named for dude bits, and MORE!

128 09/13/2011 1:39:34

We chat it up live about super earths, spongebob in hot water, orangutan gets no more smokes, gamestop taking your phone in trade, 20 new grandpa naming trends, point break getting a remake, Carrie Fisher facts, dead man in a hot tub, our fitness geek, and MORE!

129 09/14/2011 1:42:49

Video games are getting the breaks, Contagion plausible, six inch what in my what, Tyler Perry is rich, Houston to be in a movie, Game of Thrones accident, +Tom Merritt & +Nicole Spag and MORE!

130 09/15/2011 1:55:03

Teen faking cancer for cash, video games are crazy subsidized, could contagion happen, Palin is said to be quite the party animal, Cage and his fudge sickle eating intruder, Scarlett lets it all hang out, and MORE! Therapy Thursdays with Wendi, as well as a visit from Justin Young !

131 09/19/2011 1:40:05

Real life weekend at Burnie's, Pat Robertson is heartless, Superman Burgler found, dude keeps arm in the air for 38 years, our Emmy wrapup, Sheen goes nice, Frances Bay dies, dude from the Room does a web series, the worst comic book covers ever, +Stephen Schleicher is here, and MORE!

132 09/20/2011 1:40:25

More thoughts on the netflix thing, CBS is pretending they are already dead, things that apple is worth more than, 12 celebs that have killed before, Baldwin and his story, Travolta's car is missing, Fitness Geek, and MORE!

133 09/22/2011 2:03:34

Rick Perry goes all Armageddon on us with his new ad campaign, mom killed over Lavigne tickets, craziest headline ever, Ziggy creator died, Cable Guy ain't got nothing on his real life counterpart, Dinklage and next season, REM calls it quits, is Nick Cage a vampire, Wendy with Therapy Thursday,and +Justin Young joins us for Weird Things! All that and more!

134 09/26/2011 1:58:18

Scott recounts the big dance Saturday night, moms are pissed about ice-cream, one man and his bucket of urine, Rick Perry is sleepy, Amazon tablet this week, hair loss is tied to something new, Dorito man dies, Abduction is bad, Lion King is king again, Jim Henson, and MORE!

135 09/27/2011 1:29:56

More weird regional live food tasting, the kitty story, the Utah Undies Run, 6 laws you already broke, family dinner helps teens not be lame, 18 REALLY offensive food products, Gary Busey and Ted Haggard, Fitness Geek, Spears in Trouble, lesbians on a plane, too loud for his own good, and MORE!

136 09/28/2011 1:43:45

More food testing this morning, the Amazon thing, cantaloupe death on the rise, pork with what in it?, dinner is good for kids, Busey and Haggard, Rooney retires, Jackson before death, and MORE! Did I mention that we should be hearing from +Nicole Spag & +Tom Merritt today? Well, we should!

136b 9/29/2011 1:09:34 The Morning Stream A LOOK BACK! No live show today, but instead a fun look back at TMS of old! Thx to Rob from Chicago and Ibbott for putting this together!
137 10/03/2011 1:54:11

More exotic crappy food testing, Scott tells the tale of last week, Occupy Wall Street, man drops daughter, Twitter tracks our happiness, more money for seeing 3D movies, the Uniboob, 12 things about Waldo, Arrested Development coming BACK, Gene Simmons ties the knot, Kutcher and Moore call it quits, Russell to replace Costner, Groundhog Day, and MORE! (+Stephen Schleicher will be here as well for Major Spoilers!)

138 10/04/2011 1:42:19

We do some more weird food testing, Apple's big day, and our predictions, coffee powered car is fast, Ken Burns is the man, Ozone hole!!!, microbe that turns your pee to rocket fuel, Fitness Geek, Spock says he is through, who wants Arrested Development, Tone Loc is funky cold guilty, Madonna at the Superbowl, and the return of the potential wardrobe malfunction, and MORE!

139 10/05/2011 1:46:38

More Canadian and Irish food testing, brian tells us about his physical, iPhone 4s is a thing, breast implants save, listeria still a threat, Occupy more cities, vocal hemorrhage, FOX needs money for The Simpsons, Jenna Fischer has a kid, NBC hates Playboy bunnies, and visits from +Nicole Spag & +Tom Merritt!

140 10/06/2011 2:01:26

We talk about the Steve Jobs legacy, and a few personal notes in that regard, more food testing, MS bringing TV to Xbox, the Broken Penis syndrome, the poverty muppet, Therapy Thursday, and a visit from Weirdthingsdotcom's own +Justin Young!

141 10/10/2011 1:46:05

iPhone 4s coming, 6 frogpants shows, Netflix changes their minds...again, suing over bad trailers, Romney gets support from the front runners, We Built This City sucks, The Simpsons survive another day, I Do for the 3rd time, Weezer loses a friend, pooping on a police car, and MORE!

142 10/11/2011 1:51:08

Apocolypto, GEEX, Dr Pepper dude campain, the breast milk, bleach fight, oldest car on sale, Real Steel does well, Sony gets the Jobs deal, excited announcers at the wrong time, Fonz mo-mo is up for auction, and MORE!

143 10/12/2011 1:46:49

We try some weird out of country candy, the rapture is back, DC threat thwarted, pot in the brownies, old car again, zombie movie gets raided, other zombie movie gets hurt, Bardem confirms bond role, Austin Powers villain kills again, and MUCHO more.

144 10/17/2011 1:53:44

iPhone 4s, Brian's time in SLC, Real Steel, more food testing, bad crash at the IndyCar finale, pot smoking, Google is a Buzzkiller, Paula Deen is hot, Real Steal did well, Qunito qomes out, no more Angels, Fred Durst has a TV show, and MORE!

145 10/18/2011 1:38:03

Sesame Street invaded by porn, Family lost in a corn maze, Herman Cain imagines, pot should be legal according to half of us, teen agression tied to swearing, Walking Dead records, Statham in Transformers, Arnold in his new film, Nazi Pope, and MORE!

146 10/19/2011 1:59:10

Scott's eyes and his display, more food, pot is ok, swearing on TV, 6 mind blowing space discoveries, eating light bulbs, Jane is Addicted again, and I am NOT 40! All that and more! Did I mention the tripple threat of Nicole Spag Tom Merritt & Justin Young ??

147 10/20/2011 1:00:44 Special! Our special GEEX panel, while Scott is out of town! Enjoy!
148 10/24/2011 1:45:04

We get all up in your grill about Blizzcon, more food testing, shark patrols, Perry and birthers, Camping got it wrong...again, 6 dumb things movies taught us, Lennon's tooth, Zombieland as a TV show, Madonna needs to help her brother, Two and a Half Men goes half again, and MORE!

149 10/25/2011 1:30:30

Rag is hard, tasting is good, fitness is hard, Netflix in the UK, Obama follows through on Bush promises, McRib is back, Utah trainer gains weight, Darrell Hammond did some hard drugs, Zombieland is going to tv, and way way more.

150 10/26/2011 1:37:49

Desk problems, TSA tries to be funny, the Shithead song, Gadhafi buried, nuke goes bye bye, the germiest places in america, Lohan in Playboy, 10 celebs that married young people, Rooney in hospital, Recommittals, Current Geek, and MORE!

151 10/27/2011 1:58:35

Nokia Keynotes are weird, more food testing, Utah mom sells daughters virginity, dentist wants to buy your candy, big nuke goes away, NBC gonna do the whitehouse big time, Winehouse drank a lot, Tyler doing find after fall in tub, and MORE! Wendi will be here for Therapy Thursday, and +Justin Young as well! He has weird things to talk about no doubt. :)

152 10/31/2011 1:35:00

Halloween musings, more food testing, dentist plans halloween candy buy back, man steals a sandwich, FBI sees the Juggalos as a threat, Gaga and halloween, Puss is tops, In Living Color living in color again soon, Gaga in Lettuce, and MUCH more!

153 11/01/2011 1:30:00

McRibb facts, Disney is in big with Amazon, 7 billion people, frankenstein mosquitoes, FDA and black licorice, 2 headed snakes, swift and her naked truth, rowling and who she almost killed off, Henry Cavil is ripped, and MORE!

154 11/02/2011 1:46:09

Uncharted 3, ER trouble, painkiller overdoses on the rise, Movember is on the rise, cow pee is good, 2 headed snakes are scary, Bieber says no to out of wedlock baby siring, Johansson breaks her silence, Current Geek, Recommentals, and MORE!

155 11/03/2011 1:45:37

Some followup on cow pee drinks in india, prehistoric squirrels, hand transplants, zombie worms, short celeb marriages, Bubba Smith cause of death, Therapy Thursday, and Weird Things with +Justin Young and MORE!

156 11/07/2011 1:49:00

On tap today, Dahmer hero is now a zero, quakes are rough on human life, smoking is the gateway drug for real this time, listeria outbreak worst since 1924, Rooney checks out, Bieber says he will do a DNA test, GWAR looses one of their own, William Hung is Officer Hung now, and a visit from MajorSpoilers!

157 11/08/2011 1:27:02

This episode of TMS might just be classified as Redonkulous. Bullying is ok in Michigan, dude got way too upset about his Star Wars figures, BK in Japan is crazy, mild burns are fixed with a little yellow mustard, Die Hard needs a boy, X-Men 2nd class underway, Lohan issue on stands just in time for Christmas, Kelly smashed her head open, and MORE!

158 11/09/2011

American Horror Story report, Herman Cain has some funny ideas, stroke to gay in seconds, Jackson's doctor is guilty, mustard burns, Ratner is fired, heavy hearts for Heavy D, DiCaprio wears a dress, Osbourne smacks ye olde head, and MORE! Also, a bit of ye olde Current Geek with Tom Merritt to boot!

159 11/10/2011

Bill Keane is gone, Sodium in your diet is not that bad after all, Perry still sounds drunk, vodka soaked something something, Murphy out in wake of Ratner quiting, Kutcher supports Paterno, Jacobs makes ad that turns heads, Clooney lost his yehaw on a rope, Therapy Thursday, and a Visit from Justing Robert Young! And more. And perhaps, even more.

160 11/14/2011

Some Skyrim talk, food testing, Trek nerdery, Occupy Salt Lake is weird, Colorado connection to not be proud of, McRib lawsuit, more porn stars should do children's readings, Stern might have talent, Frank Miller does not like the Occupy movement at all, Major Spoilers is here, and MORE!

161 11/15/2011

Dying highschool friends, parenthood is good, trek goodness, Riker week continues, Dukes connection, Machmann says China has it goin on, religion prevents depression, is cheese better than butter, teeth cleanings cut your heart attack risks, Community is toast, Pitts says no more after 50, Doctor Who is film bound, the Fitness Geek, and MORE!

162 11/16/2011

Skyrim is crazy, Lego Movies revisited, Riker week continues, Kotex recalled, video games are like gambling, we need space men, teeth are cool, Mad Men and Old Men, People screws up over time, The Situation sues, Bieber is out of the hot water for now, and Tom Merritt day!

163 11/17/2011 1:52:24

Vegemite clarification, Riker Week ends, dreaming about a song for days, man calls 911 over and over about his iPhone not working, PETA is pissed at Mario, Pilot locked in a bathroom, fat kids and what they can do about it, South Park is not going anywhere, People magazine and sexy, Bieber's lady might be lying afterall, Therapy Thursdays, Justing Roberting Younging will be here, and MORE!

BONUS 11/24/2011 46:06 The TMS Thanksgiving Clip Show!
164 11/28/2011 1:49:20

We are back! Chatting it up about a hot new Frogpants show, the Coverathon, football, pepper spray in walmart, Utah man busted for porn on a plane, Gummy Bears that will make you high, Buzz in the bum, uninal video games, and MORE!

165 11/29/2011

Number one spot in seconds flat, Kinect 2 reads lips, Utah dude says he did not watch porn on plane, gummies to party by, cyber monday records, Tobey says uncle, Mifflin paper coming your way, the Fitness Geek, Trek Trivia, and MORE!

166 11/30/2011 1:37:08

Kitt Katt notes, lactic acid, dog loss, Cain main drop out, soccer balls and memory loss, morning snacking could be killing you, wifi kills your swimmers, Patrice O'Neal, Jacksons Dr gets the boot, Costello says don't by my album, TLC on virgins, Current Geek, and MORE!!!

167 12/01/2011 1:43:08

Ketchup, Kittkat news again, imprisoned on a Scientology cruise, GamePro is no more, Worms in space, Harry Potter land, Wyclef Jean is a con artist, Renner on Bourne, Therapy Thursday, and Weird Things! AND MORE!

168 12/05/2011

Muppets, getting shape, the Nook, trolls, the real ABC, Cain is out, UofU is number one, worlds largest beetle, man shot by his dog, Deliverance delivers another actor, breaking dawn continues to pwn, church just aint the same, wanna smell like JWoww, Major Spoilers visit, and MORE!

169 12/06/2011

Green lasers, NASA finds a place for us all to live, sexting is not all that popular afterall, real life Jurassic Park, Muppets are Communist, Modonna doing Super Bowl, 8 terrible holiday movies, Larry King wants to be frozen, Fitness geek, and MORE!

170 12/07/2011 1:32:26

Pokemon correction, US presidents live a long ass time, Vermont is tops in US health, XXX domains are go, Baldwin tossed off a plane, 8 terrible movies, Cruise pays for fans, sucking face in Utah, and MORE!

171 12/08/2011 1:49:09

Miyamoto, say it ain't so, Rick Perry made us sad today, cereal is FULL of sugar and other surprises, FDA says it's ok to get drunk, goodbye Harry Morgan, Alec Baldwin left twitter, Guns & Roses and others enter the hall of fame, Therapy Thursday, and Justin Robert Young is here!

172 12/12/2011 1:48:48

Charity, Muppets, all nighters, VGA's happened, Cookie Dough can kill you, should nuns be on the pill, Lohan got her purse back, Fear Factor is gross again, box office suckin it, faces of Star Trek, awkward stock photos, and Major Spoilers to boot!

173 12/13/2011 1:33:05

Yelling penis in Walmart, RaG is dead, Mitt Romney pooped in a bucket, stealing christmas, dumb study of the week, God is saving the Broncos, Perry and his gay thing, MiB3 gets a trailer, Snoop lights it up, Duty makes Money, the Fitness Geek and MORE!

174 12/14/2011 1:42:37

ToR Time, no more TV late at night, Bronco power, Chick-fil-A employees are jerks, driver got way too many texts, the year in banning, weird fatwas, Tony Bennett likes nude Gaga, TV commercial volume changes, Current Geek with Tom, Recomentals, and MORE!

175 12/15/2011

Driving with frosted windows, Cheech and Busey up to no good, more on Tim Tebow, teen drinking and smoking at a 30 year low, zombie dog, masks are stupid on kids, Matt on why he's not in the next Bourne movie, Paramount changes its logo again, Therapy Thursday, RJY and MORE!

176 12/19/2011 1:42:53

Kids and Beavis, big bag of jerky, Perry the Beard Tugger, the Dear Leader is no more, xmas trees can make you sick, loud xmas toys are bad for your kids, dude assaults people with light saber, bad boxoffice again, Brad Pitts house is SOLD, Bieber and Claus, Major Spoilers and MORE!

177 12/20/2011 1:29:17

PEZ is the gift that keeps on giving, christmas plans, Kim Jong The Second, noisy toys are bad, Great Successor, Americans get arrested, Punk'd coming back, Pitts house, Lohan breaking records, and Creepy Santa photos! All that and our fitness geek for our last pre-christmas episode!

178 12/26/2011 1:48:29

Siri Stories, Ghost Proto, Christmas and how it went, Stump a STAR WARS geek, man as doctor, Palin says it's not too late, Trump says bye-bye, comet through the sun, Blair Which Pot Project, Bill shreds Ghost Busters script, De Niro a father again, Wolverine gets you in jail, defending Comic Sans, and MORE!

179 12/27/2011 1:27:53

A windex on your skin update, how bad is the Star Wars holiday special, He-Man says hey, North Korea already doing better, swine flu is back, 29th is dump GoDaddy day, shoplifting is still a thing, Van Halen is back at it, O'Connor ends marriage already, vegan black metal, The FItness Geek, and MORE!

180 12/28/2011 1:32:01

Taking comics personally, 2011 political fumbles, creating deadly viruses, condoms on the set, man misses death by satellite, SNL writer dies, Heavy D flew too much, Sandusky wants to do Oprah, Fresh Prince in trouble with mom, Recommentals, Current Geek, and MORE!

181 12/29/2011

Mario Kart Heaven, Oprah has a new show, getting fat bad for health, risk of falling, satellite nearly kills a dude, SOPA people download torrents, Katy Perry and Russell on the splits, Cheetah the chimp may not be dead, Forrest Gump is IN, Therapy Thursday, JRY, and MORE!

182 01/02/2012 1:37:40

New years and how that all went down, kimchee, blue shells, TSA can't dress up, a SOPA pull out, new years REVOLUTIONS, you brain still works after you get it cut off, twins in two years, O'Connor blames marriage on crack, Perry and Brand divorce, 11 great movies you missed, Major Spoilers, and MORE! Welcome to 2012, suckers!

183 01/03/2012 1:32:02

LoTR's holds up yo, a face for radio, trek nerd is back, pulling kids from the river, happy b-day Commodore, trees prevent robberies, Murdoch joins twitter, vader died, Snoop wins The Price is Right, 52 movies we all wanna see in 2012, Perlman owns hollywood, Fast Five was Fast pirated, Fitness Geek, and MORE!

184 01/04/2012

Camping on Camping LoTR's holds up yo, a face for radio, trek nerd is back, pulling kids from the river, happy b-day Commodore, trees prevent robberies, Murdoch joins twitter, vader died, Snoop wins The Price is Right, 52 movies we all wanna see in 2012, Perlman owns hollywood, Fast Five was Fast pirated, Fitness Geek, and MORE!

185 01/05/2012 1:39:07

She HAD a lot of choooot-spah!

"The gays" set the record straight, where bees go, the things Mtn Dew can dissolve, shopper tries to use a million dollar bill, 12 things that will cost more in 2012, expensive fake swords, Camping is an idiot, the Simpsons were right, Arnold is wearing his ring again, who will play Elton John, Arnold is a angle, Recomentals, and TOM MERRITT are all here!

186 01/09/2012 1:39:09

A Micro What?

The baby happened, head to the door, CES week, Colorado steamy photos, Papa John is a racist, Perry wants troops back in Iraq, Xbox and PS4 rumors, cross-dressing actors, Webster loses his house, dying at 111 years old, Chaz saving up for a sweet penis, album covers minus the dead guys, Major Spoilers, Mailbag Mondays, and MORE!

187 01/10/2012

Vampires are gross

What people do while listening to this show, trek nerd, Blitzer is a little creepy, penis tattoo has unforeseen side effects, Warren Jeffs is messing around on the phones, eating healthy helps kids (duh), 20 worst songs of the 90's, the name of the Star Wars TV show, proper Bruce Almighty sequel in the works, the real deal on Micro Penises, Fitness Geek, and Twilight girl goes WAY too far! And MORE!

188 01/11/2012 1:38:02

A big bowl of cat what?

Which would you rather do questions, IS IS, Trek Nerd, SLC is sooooo gay, Halo appears in Colorado, no lung problems for pot lovers, Fox getting all animated this year, Betty White get's Punk'd, new Police Academy coming, live action Pinocchio, Paul's new album name is crazy dumb, Nicole's Recomentals, REAL fast food, and MORE!

189 01/12/2012 1:59:42

Cheating at real life

Cleaning windows to TMS, our final report from CES, ripping off artists is not cool on facebook, the dark side of the other C word, Trek Nerd, Fox commenters are the worst about Twinkies, people who cheat cheat more, Katy Perry and Tim Tebow, Rosie O kills things, Therapy Thursday, JRY, and MORE!

190 01/16/2012 1:49:01

The Golden Glo…zzzzzzzz…

Hunan Express, having 6 kids, Lord of the Watching, Rick Perry continues to say dumb stuff, Huntsman is OUT, SOPA on the shelf, Facebook after you die, the Globes, Major Spoilers, dead horse naked lady, a different take on the Christian Tebow thing, and a visit from Andrew Maine! And MORE!

191 01/17/2012 1:37:29

Bring me a whopper!

Pooping man at Walmart, making radar work with TMS, headphone wearing dead people on the rise, Burger King tries to deliver, the world's tiniest ear, the Peralta Reality Show, Contraband at the movies, Game of Thones has a hot date, Rosie O is a murder of endangered fish, Batman villains you will never see in the movies, Swedish idol, Fitness Geek, and Dumb Running Sonic! All that and more!

192 01/18/2012 1:41:09

Sopa on a Ropa

Palm Pilots, SOPA day, PIPA day, Kingdoms is pretty awesome, Dunaway is a freak, losing 40lbs, lady wanted crack, 13 times is a lot, sex or nuggets, laughing in baggage claim, Paula Deen gets a double whammy, Vinny has a self help book, Gervais says he is so done with the Globes, Modern Family is in trouble, Tom Merritt with Current Geek, Recommentals, how many Danzigs, and MORE!

193 01/19/2012 1:55:53

You can eat rice!

The iTouch and why it needs to go away, 6 tacos in a parking lot, warehouse listeners, RIAA VP is a serious jerk, TSA searched two really old ladies, Locklear is busted, doctors that listen, Starwars show is further along than you think, Lucas to retire, Wahlberg said a bad thing, Therapy Thursday, JRY and MORE!

194 01/23/2012 1:38:23

Uncooked Bacon

Our poor Niners, Two more Towers, Schilling interview, Paterno dead, Dodd is bribing, you can't be the cougars, junk food at school is not making kids fat, dude marries dead girlfriend, OJ is Khloe's dad, Underworld is OVER doing it, Tracy Morgan rushed to hospital in SLC, Major Spoilers, David Bowie doing normal stuff, and Mailbag Mondays!

195 01/24/2012 1:48:01

Happy birthday to us

Ibbott is sick, Laim does Sean, Golden Girl correction, Fletcher tribute, Chris Dodd is a fraud, nail to the brain, OSCAR time is upon us, and we weigh in with our picks and guesses, another bad taco story, Recommentals, Current Geek, and lady in a tub! All that and more awaits!

196 01/25/2012 2:07:57

Eat More Tacos

Chillaxing needs to go, Golden Girl clarification again, Forrest Forrest, taco comments, Netflix says no to video games, artificial testicles, 10 worst movies of the year, Demi Moore huffed her way to the ER, the Winklevoss dude is busted, Therapy Thursday, and Justin Philbert Young is here! (With a surprise visit from Brian Brushwood!)

197 01/30/2012 1:31:10

Stein full of Donkey something…

An old lady voice, Scott is Mr Mom again, Ibbott and his time in Austin, getting over bad car accidents, dragging a kid behind a car is not cool, eye's taste like oysters, testicular zapping, lego man in space, Paula Deen chowing down again, Epstein died, Python returning in Scifi film, Fear Factor is gross, Andre The Giant sings, worst song ever, Major Spoilers, Drunk Swanson, MailBagMondays, and MORE!

198 01/31/2012 1:35:32

Digging up Marilyn Monroe

The multipoo, George on Trek, British think they are funny on twitter, WikiLeaks founder playing himself on The Simpsons, Spam tied to risks, car chase ends in dude's bed, Seinfeld actor dead, 9 movies from Sundance that you gotta see, NBC pulls the plug on donkey seamen, cast is confirmed for AD, Fitness Geek, and dumb Facebook people.

199 02/01/2012 1:29:37

A spash of Old Spock

Farting UPS men, more towells go missing, Newt sued for using Eye of the Tiger, Gary Glitter makes a lot of money, paper clip dentist, Android means more than you think, Lana Del Ray hates WoW, Miley broke her bum, Avery Brooks went all glub glub, Recomentals with Nicole, and Corporate Twits! And MORE!

200 02/02/2012 1:56:23

Florida’s Ape Kingdom!

A long look in the 'meer', we help people, it is NOT Mick Romney, no more pink goo for McDonalds, women all eat the same, Taco Bell has food poisoning again, hotel worker responds to missing towells, really mean reviews of Lana Del Rey, Drug Improvement, Therapy Thursday, Justin Robert Young, and MORE!


Episode 201 to 300 Edit

Episode Number Date Run Time Show Notes
201 02/06/2012 1:37:24

Jaggy Bluritude!

Minecraft videos, changing your twitter name, Superbowl happened, government seizes 307 domains violating NFL copyrights, the Pats and their weird menu, we found Tatooine, Harrison Ford in talks to be in a new Blade Runner movie, Kristofferson's son is a beast, Half Time Show Bird, Snooki peed all over the place, worst trailer ever ever ever, Major Spoilers, Ross Kemp Folded, and MORE!

202 02/07/2012 1:50:19

The Smokesman for the Cherriff

Some head coach followup, vertigo one year later, League of Legends player checks out of this mortal coil, tased at McDonalds, former JFK intern recounts affair, new Trek series might actually happen, Threes Company feud laid to rest, CSI wife says her husband is a fake, Lost in Space loses another, Joan Rivers and her HUNDREDS of surgeries, Fitness Geek, and Justin Robert Young! And MORE!

203 02/08/2012 1:34:29

Trump a Tech Nerd

UPS guy came by again, minus his usual “package”, Prop 8 is no more, for now, the last WW! vet has died, Madonna’s satanic ritual, best original song getting the boot, NBC is sorry for the bird, new Spiderman trailer is kind of awesome, Nicole with Recommentals, Tom Merritt with Current Geek, and people sleeping in weird places!

204 02/09/2012 1:40:01

A cold water balloon

Running with TMS in your ears, purple Squirrels, Path says sorry, stabbing your brother over a brownie, Busey is out of cash, Arnold and Sly are in the Tomb, Connolly joins Hobbit Cast, Therapy Thursday, and T-Rex trying really hard!

205 02/13/2012 1:41:30

Up The Long Ladder

Scott has an MMO problem, kid does not know the meaning of the words black man, who is Paul, Grammys happened, Santorum does not think women are good enough, Palin is the new Dr. Seuss, Houston we have a problem, Tony Bennett and drugs, Jar Jar Binks even knows he sucks, Space 2099 coming back, Major Spoilers, Ghetto Hikes, and Mail Bag Mondays!

206 02/14/2012 1:45:38

Soilent Green is SHEEPLE!

Flu, Whitney was broke, kids don't get enough sleep, have dessert for breakfast, walking dead cleans up hardcore, new B and the B in the works, Walts secret apartment, Space 2099 coming back, Fitness Geek, Justin Robert Young, and MORE!

207 02/15/2012 1:48:26

I can’t do the chit

Sliding to the left and right, scarlet fever, airplane dudes that listen to us, AT&T want's to screw with you, Osama Bin Laden was in love with Whitney Houston, 400 shades of death, NBC says yes to Hannibal show, Michael Bay is doing Transformers 4, Disney's secret house, SPACE 2099 coming soon, Tom Merritt, Nicole Spag, and Callin Oats!

208 02/16/2012

1:42:26

Charter is a terrible name

Romance Trek week ends, Man has heart attack while eathing at the heart attack grill, Mattell to sell Official Royal Wedding Barbie sets, FDA is worried about your lips, Enquirer pulls a douche move, 66 bad movies, Bachmann says no to dancing, Jeremy Lin makes the NBA interesting again, Therapy Thursday, and Pizza Club!

209 2/20/2012 1:35:56

Army of Ninja Women

The mashed potato eye has another problem, we kick off horse week in trek trivia, ESPN has some ESPNlaining to do, aspririn as contraception, Iran and its army of Ninja Women, Gary Busey has nothing left, the great character actors, Major Spoilers, great Simpson cameos, and mailbag mondays await!

210 2/21/2012 1:38:17

Sorry Charlie

Horse week continues, Taco Bell is preparing for their Doritos taco thing, porn industry might leave town, Perry Mason is back, Whitney’s daughter got high, Kick-Ass sequel is coming, Charlie says so sorry, Fitness Geek, and JRY!!!

211 2/22/2012 1:43:36

You pronounce it Goat Man

Horse Trek week concludes, dude tells Scott what he is, what evil toys did to a listener, Comcast wants to be Netflix, Plastic Surgery will take 9 years off your age, cut penis means trouble for one lucky dude, Community returns in march, Simpsons murders trump, David Cross and presidential coke, Ozzy’s dog bites the dust, Nicole with Recommentals, and Tom Merritt here for current geek, and the Many Faces of Ibbott. Hop in! The water’s fine!

212 2/27/2012 1:43:57

Pinch a horse today

Going back to 2004, making your own burger are Denny’s, doing your daughter’s boob job, The Oscars and who cares, Tim Gunn is awkward, Sandler sets a record, that Navy Seal thing did really well, 5 actors that always do the same freaking thing in every movie, Major Spoilers, Pinup RDJ, and YOU EMAILS!

213 2/28/2012 1:49:27

Where did these zombies come from?

The right Star Wars order, canadian money with holes in it, the real impact of bad bosses, Utah bill is crazy, Wii games don’t mean kids exercise more, Playboy wants to go to space, Oscars does well, Spader is out, 10 greatest oscar travesties, Fitness Geek, and Justin Robert Young, just to name a few!

214 2/29/2012 1:52:12

A brown muffin in my throat

Veronica at 5 in the morning, waiting for glasses, Tyler Perry update, a big awesome interview with Blizzard’s Chris Metzen, but not about video games, Recommentals, Tom Merritt with current geek, a machine that poops for you, and MORE!

215 3/1/2012 1:53:08

Who does that cabbage think he is?

We got that Toy Box book, bat flu is a threat, iPad 3 launch makes tablet sales on eBay spike, giant mosquito robots in Utah, grisly tobacco labels blocked by judge, Davy Jones died, Avengers trailer looks epic, Therapy Thursday, and a wall of animated Courtney.

216 3/5/2012 1:42:00

Dukes of Hazzard Alien?

Chasing Ghosts, comic book Saturday, Navy Store still crazy, GoT sung by the young actors, peeing frenchman sues google, half of India still poops in public, Lorax breaks records, Houston and Jackson had an affair, Snooki be preggers, Major Spoilers, Mailbag Mondays, and The Hoff as The Hitler.

217 3/6/2012 1:43:48

Cameron works blue

Smoking face funny, dry china cake, snoring is bad for kids, needle in the what, spanish pokemon team disgraced, the look of starwars has died, Lennon was Bulimic, Fitness Geek, and Weird Things with Justing Robert Young, and a surprise visit from Brian Brushwood!

218 3/7/2012 1:30:58

Welcome to the Tad Poo

Kim is DOWN, ME3 is fantastic so far, the book knows what’s what, Oreos turn 100, toddler swallows 37 magnets and lives to tell the tale, the tasty new McWorm, Terra Nova has gone nova, Gaga breaks all twitter records, Recommentals with Nicole, and Nick Cage is EVERYONE!

219 3/8/2012 1:38:06

Master the Disaster

Coffee beans up your nose, woman who won the lottery still thinks food stamps are awesome, does pink exist, Simpson goes preg-nude on a magazine, Shazam finally gets a name, Debbie Harry looks like Lohan, Hulk Hogan has been up to something, Therapy Thursday, and the Spiderweb Forrest.

220 3/12/2012 1:47:46

That is a lot of Grilled Cheese

Some big news today regarding N12, daylight savings is dumb, iPads have shipped, Rush is in trouble, grilled cheese record broken, LSD helps you give up drinking, Gerber recalls stuff because it stanks, well done young Quaid, Moebius is no more, Major Spoilers, did I marry a lesbian, Mail Bag mondays, and MORE!

221 3/13/2012 1:55:43

My name is TMS, and I am a 4G Hot Spot

Deplaning, Tapley on Tap, what has happened ot the Metreon, all red meat is bad for you, pink slime at school is also bad for you, homeless hot spots, Bieber doll as weapon, Fitness Geek, Justing Rober Young with Weird Things, and the Lone Ranger could be good, says one of you. All that and more!

222 3/14/2012 1:44:39

Bit off the what now?

The REAL Lone Ranger, Hypo Help is BACK, tallest man finally stops being tall, MacGyver bombs, biting off more than he can chew, Man v Wild is done, Dark Tower is a thing again, HBO and Pawn Stars, Current Geek, a big announcement, Recommentals, Xmen with funny eyes, and some more homeless hot spot comments!

223 3/15/2012 1:43:24

Stunt double is a dude

Diablo III has a date, Nerdtacular Q & A, Facebookery contest, Utah’s other pro team, spiders have 8 legs duh, fat reduces sperm count, new frogs, PS3 and hookups, penis shows up all over golf course, we are all sex addicts, J’lo’s stunt double is a dude, Scrubs all up in this shiznit, Therapy Thursday with Wendi, the bad red shirt deaths, and MORE!

224 3/19/2012 1:44:09

Turtles are from space!

Smashed finger, iPad came, N12 stuff, Kony 2012 dude is crazy, think twice about rice, red bull dude was rich when he died, 21 Jump Street did well, Looper looks fun, Major Spoilers, Reagan Doodles, and MailBag Mondays!

225 3/20/2012 1:50:46

The Sarcastic Diarrhea Society

Classic stuff, flight attendant goes a little nuts, John Carter is a huge mess, 24 movie still on, 6th season on the Jersey Shore, Gllagher has a heart attack, the Fitness Geek, Weird things with Justin Robert Young, and MORE!

226 3/21/2012 1:34:22

Sulu, and the rest…

Memorable commercials from the only decade that matters, Bay gets defensive, Kickstarter to buy Kickstarter, Meth babies are a problem, 10 amazing things that still work, man buried in beans, Hefner’s son is a douche, KISS and Crue are on tour, Kitsch is not happy about “Carter”, Recommentals, Current Geek with Tom Merritt, and Batman running away from stuff.

227 3/22/2012 1:35:35

The Situation in Utah

Burping at Jimmy Johns, people that weird scott out the most, male baldness clues, daily dose of aspirin is good for you, smoking kills a lot of damn people, The Muppets get their due, The Stich has a drug problem and is in Utah to fix it, Houston, we have a sex tape, Therapy Thursday, and One Tiny Hand!

228 3/26/2012 1:45:45

I think Ed Harris is still down there…

Kickstarter is a GO, we can eat rice again, The Hunger Games happened, James Cameron totally hits bottom, popcorn is really really good for you it turns out, breaking the box office, Gallagher has another heart attack, Kim gets flour bombed, Simon Cowell finds something extra in the bathroom, Major Spoilers, and a live chat with Graphicly founder, Micah Baldwin!

229 3/27/2012 1:54:16

Flour is flaming

Kickstarter is crazy, flour is flammable, 83 year old does not see glass, girls are likely gonna die when texting, HBO go-ing to Xbox today, Man Men does well, Bobby Brown got arrested, Hunger Games, more like the Racist Games, Fitness Geek, Jousting Roberta Youngman, and MORE!

230 3/29/2012 1:47:13

The Bleeding Plastic Era

Being Chuffed, the Cat Puss, Daisy and the dude that got pissed, NPR and fund raising, skinny people at chocolate, plastic that bleeds like we do, 8 toys that got banned but seemed harmless, Stodden does PETA, Will Farrell made our week, Therapy Thursday, and 10 crazy tacos! (Plus, trouble in SLCI!)

231 4/2/2012 1:41:41

Barbara Bush is the Quaker Oats dude

How to fix NPR, update on the cat, really like the Fuel Band, bald Barbie, Quaker Oats dude getting a makeover, Palin hosting the Today Show, Hunger Games KILLS it again, My Heart Will NOT go on, Kutcher as Steve Jobs, ProCatinator, mailbag mondays, and Major Spoilers day!

232 4/3/2012 1:32:57

That’s not my powerpoint

GoT is BACK, Mississippi people do NOT eat squirrel, priest shared too much it seems, Bono and The Edge are all up in that Dropbox business, Workers confused at Foxconn, The Fray is BAD, Dumb and Dumbest, getting married to your yoga instructor, Fitness Geek, and MORE!

233 4/4/2012 1:37:39

This smells like peanuts

Romney trading votes for sandwiches, baby with no blood makes it ok, Yoga can cure everything dude says, why Kazaam exists, Community is not a drama, Trump’s wiener, Current Geek, Recomentals, and Stalone is a time traveler!

234 4/5/2012 1:59:00

Biggs Unit!

Food at the Hoover, Scott feels especially old today, cup checks, 27 toys you should have kept, half of cancer survivors die from other things, Google wants you to wear some crazy classes, The Sitch is out of rehab, and I said no no no, Biggs shows of the unit, Whitney died from a white powdery substance, Therapy Thursday, and MORE!

235 4/9/2012 1:29:32

Hotdog in my Pizza

Vegas might not be ready for us, Pizza Hut is really going crazy now, RIP, Mike Wallace, fat people who do not think they are fat, selling you organs for an iPhone, Hunger Games continues to eat everyone’s lunch, Amanda Bynes drunk and driving, Major Spoilers, throwin the goat, and MORE!

236 4/16/2012 1:33:38

Let go of that avocado!

Fighting over avocados in vegas, getting pulled on stage, snowstorm about killed scott, Puppies in Suitcase, Groening says where Springfield is, JK has new adult novel coming, Hunger Games still hungry, Major Spoilers, really bad Wolverine costumes, and mailbag mondays!

237 4/17/2012 1:36:19

No power where the power comes from

Hoover Dam, skype hates brian, where the vegas food goes, 1 in 5 adults don’t use the internet, baby in a coffin found alive, lose 20lbs through your nose, MGM and Youtube love each other, EA prepping to lay off 600, Justy Rusty Youngsty, and MORE!

238 4/18/2012 1:35:12

I need a chinplant

Huge bus headed to Vegas, how to say BilUXee, chins are the new breasts, Pebble breaks all records, 89 bags of drugs tied to your what, holo-Tupac might go on tour, Paltrow and how she got roped into The Avengers, Recommentals, Current Geek, and a really weird cookbook, all that and more!

239 4/19/2012 1:48:36

The Joy and the Pain

The real way to peal a banana, chinplants and web chat, bad people use video games as an excuse, ultrasound that can kill you, kangaroos have more than yoos, Dick Clark is dead, George says V was the worst, Bird says no to next MI movie, Netflix doing it all at once, Therapy Thursday, 21 of the worst things ever, and MORE!

240 4/23/2012 1:41:55

The train is leaving the station

Beware the Tostitos, part of a Tribe, finally watched Clerks, Oxy vs Pot, The Pregnant man has had enough, 7 year old with no hands is better than us, Bieber pokes fun, Gomez says kissing him is just embarrassing, Suge Knight has a theory, 10 best worst cops from TV and film, never too late to marry for Neil Diamond, Draw Some Pics, and Mailbag Mondays!

241 4/24/2012 1:41:56

Show Hijacking

Getting hijacked on your own show, Hillbilly Heroin back in the limelight, teens are drinking what now, another heart attack grill victim, Adobe and its crazy new gamble, Dr John Carter in trouble, Twilight on the Penis Pics, Avengers review shows up early, The Fitness Geek, and Jousting Roberta Youngman the 3rd! And More!

242 4/25/2012 1:43:13

There be zombies in that mall

What are you wearing, what teens really do, cheeseburger crust pizza, talking to yourself is a good thing, lady fines penis in burger, Jack White and Snow White are buddies now, Hobbitt looks weird at 48FPS, Megan Fox is preggers, Recommentals, Current Geek talks Zombie Malls, and because John Goodman is a hot man.

243 4/26/2012 1:46:37

Bully Pulpit

Vertigo, frames per second again, Gingrich is almost done, 10 greatest modes of transport in video games, penis it be gettin bigger yo, Beyonce is hot, 30 rock to go live today, One Direction is worried about ONE thing, Will and Kate go a year, the topic of bullies on Therapy Thursday, and the great Moustair!

244 4/30/2012 1:43:31

Eck Cetera, Eck Cetera

Pizza Hut is weird all over, the Federation just got smoother, MacDonalds used to be CHEAP, McCain goes nuts on shame, Avengers is avenging box office numbers around the world, fantastic four gets a reboot, fringe gets a final season, robot chicken going all DC on us, booster gold going to SyFy, and Hats of Meat!

245 5/1/2012 1:41:34

The Discovery Phase

Fletcher gets older, what of politics, the discovery phase, Trek Nerd, Titanic II ready to set sail, Dentist does a revenge pull, Stephen King wants you to tax him, Ke$ha has to pee like the rest of us, Michael Jackson had an affair with Houston, Fitness Geek, and JURY!

246 5/2/2012 1:42:03

Time to thrown down

Throwing down while walking the dog, Trek Nerd, Romney has a Gay-Gate, Goldsmith dies way too young, giant flea-like insects, 6 more Hulk movies, Kahn is happening, Recommentals, Current Geek, and Rupert has some crazy hands.

247 5/7/2012 1:44:48

TMS Smash

Floormats, The Avengers Spoiler Free, new comic book shops are new, family in the East, Trek Nerd, one spray and yer drunk, lady faked breast cancer to get breasts, emails from work are really bad for you, TV’s mightiest heroes, shattering the box office, Beastie Boys looses one of their own, Free Comic Book Day is not free for everyone, new trailers for Spiderman and Batman, Daredevil getting the right treatment, Hughe’s Loris, MailBag Mondays, and MORE!

248 5/8/2012 1:33:03

Powered Flesh Cures All

Backwards seating, N12 tickets still there, 3D is really dying, Trek Nerd, terror plot killed, why we brag so much, baby flesh is used for weird things, Where Wild Things Are’ author Maurice Sendak dies, Travolta did what now, Stern to bring some sleaze, The Fitness Geek, and a really nice tribute to The Beastie Boys!

249 5/9/2012 1:41:29

Pentagon does not get S.H.I.E.L.D.

Terrorists and their dates, Torchlight II is pretty good, Pentagon says no to The Avengers, let’s get a little pissed, Travolta gets hit AGAIN, Avengers goes 700 million, a sequel is coming (duh), MCA sued right before his death, Recommentals, Current Geek, and Glamour gone wrong!

250 5/10/2012 1:49:32

Scott wants his very own what again?

Ran into a tree, Trek Nerd, that dentist thing seems to be fake, Obama comes out, Gay Republicans don’t like it, Sassoon takes the big haircut in the sky, things might get worse for Travolta, Mashup Day, dealing with Racism in Therapy Thursday, 32 things you don’t say right, and MORE!

251 5/14/2012 1:45:48

Stabbing your computer

Loud dude at the deli, D3 happens tomorrow, Trek Nerd, stabbing your computer, 2012 will not be the end of the world, long commutes make you a fatty, Game of Thrones is missing the boat, Palin crits the pres, Avengers passes 1billion, ten best sitcom moms of all time, Bandersnatch, mailbag mondays, and MORE!

252 5/15/2012 1:48:52

Sanctuary!

D3 hangovers, the best 15 hero movies, a contest day, Trek Nerd, pot is good for MS, 7-11 wants you to be healthy, Avengers cameo, what NBC’s shakeup means for you, Travolta looks to be headed for court, Modern Family star gets a modern operation, Fitness Geek, JRY, and MORE!

253 5/16/2012 1:37:12

Error 37

The up and down of D3, Nick turns 12, Trek Nerd, you might just be sleepwalking, two earths needed to maintain our fancy lifestyle, Gaga will corrupt Indonesia, Recommentals, Current Geek hits the Enterprise where it hurts, licking a monkey bum, and MORE!

254 5/17/2012 1:41:43

What I’d do with my robot arm

Reverse Racism, how much oil we really have, Trek Nerd, robot arms are a good thing, sweet tooth could be your worst enemy, dude just wanted more fish, that was expensive for Seacrest, where is Nick Stahl, Swamp People lose one of their own, Therapy Thursday, and Naming Things!

255 5/21/2012 1:36:17

Flesh Eating Florida Monster

Blinded by the light, Kim is home today, Trek Nerd, Zuckerberg has a new ball and chain, Nintendo tweaks the Wii U controller, flesh eating what on my what, Gibb is gone, Harmon axed from Community, Travolta did weird stuff on the Grease set, Summer is gone, Major Spoilers, Nick Fury writ LARGE, and Mailbag Mondays!!!

256 5/22/2012 1:46:00

Rocket Men

Dude thinks scott is too white, old man in stall, Trek Nerd, snoring means you will get cancer, Chrome rules over all, MS opens their social network, top tv shows by downloads, Stahl was found, Avengers KILLS it again, The Fitness Geek, and JURY takes a look at the big spaceX launch, and MORE!

257 5/23/2012 1:41:41

Make me a floppy thing

Garbage, eclipse stuff, Trek Nerd, plane diverted with bomb implants, Tesla wants you to drive their car, Scotty is finally in space, Laverne and Shirly star hit by car, Marvel getting in on the gay business as well, 51 things, Recommentals, Current Geek, Sexist Vintage Ads, and MORE!

258 5/24/2012 1:48:34

Pass the Remote

TMS is a motion picture event, on the subject of piracy, pass the remote, Trek Nerd, Facebook sued, dude thinks he owes NOTHING in child support for his 30 kids, Transformers pays up, GI Joe got delayed, Ryan Reynolds might live forever, Travolta goes to interesting parties, Therapy Thursday gets all socially awkward, and MORE!

259 6/4/2012 1:31:59

Run! Zambies!

We are BACK after a week off, the dental office spam, Ibbott in Vegas, farting at a urinal, taylor graduated, Trek Nerd, the zombie outbreak we missed last week, Green Lantern is all rainbow now, Kickstarter to help find bigfoot, 12 songs that sound the same, Dawson be dead, George goofs on late night TV, Major Spoilers, Amercia, dogs heard us, we hate trek, and MORE!

260 6/5/2012 1:52:26

Eee Threeeeee

A little test for Brian, Trek Nerd, E3 happened, and we have a recap and thoughts thus far, dog whistle strikes again, xmen, thor, the arrow, GI Joe, and the Iron patriot, Fitness Geek, JURY time, and we get the science on Bath Salts, and MORE!

261 6/6/2012 1:43:12

That’s an expensive Throne you got there…

Daughters that go to Italy early in the morning, Nintendo showed stuff yesterday, cooking your own junk, Game of Thrones throne can be yours for the cheap cheap price of 30k, more gameshow time with Ibbott, Recommentals, Tom’s TOMTACULAR Tasty Tech Torrent Time, Texts from Dogs, and MORE!

262 6/7/2012 1:51:52

Let my people go

Greece and how it’s going there, I have a crap ton of hotdogs here, Trek 2 teaser, Trek Nerd, Super Bug on the rise, Twitter bird is changing, a Mashup, Axl Rose got robbed of his bling, Presley to be a hologram too, Travolta in more trouble, Therapy Thursday on hot to let go, Shite Food, the lowdown on helmet replacement, and MORE!

263 6/11/2012 1:43:15

All hail the DirtSmackers!

We pick our teams for N12, texts from Italy, roped into another house pet, fire at The Garage, Trek Nerd, MS and penis songs, the weekend Boxoffice, Modonna pops her nipple out, Major Spoilers, Winds and Faces, your emails, and MORE!

264 6/12/2012 1:29:48

The Smell of Stinkor

Pets, and how kids trick their parents, Farewell to Fourcast, Trek Nerd, Jerry Sandusky trial begins, Tommy Chong has a cure for what you need, Snooki is nude, McConaughey ties the knot, Lohan crash, and The Fitness Geek! Oh, and an email about a close call.

265 6/14/2012

1:06:46

(Show cut short)

The power of power

Uppity regional food people, PSV is in Scott’s hands, Instacast is fixed, Trek Nerd, Miami Face victim is now talking and moving about freely, ticketing teens for swearing, Hoffman might be in the next Hunger Games, Hugh Laurie to battle RoboCop, Bush’s head on a stick in Game of Thrones, great headline about Bieber concert, a chat with The Geek Dad, and a HUGE power outage!

266 6/18/2012 1:37:18

No blue darts

Sending kids off to camp, N12 update, outages last week, Trek Nerd, The King is Dead, plague from a cat, hotel rooms are gonna make you sick, 30 sad tv deaths, CBS making draw something, Major Spoilers, Calming Manatees, and mailbag mondays!

267 6/19/2012 1:30:38

No no no no no no

Hipsters, Ft Collins, TNT from the Frogpants Studios, Trek Nerd, MS has a new tablet, LaBeouf’s penis is on display, Paul McCartney turns 70, Jack O has issues, Fitness Geek, JURY, and they have lego lands EVERYWHERE!

268 6/26/2012 1:59:33

Tired-Tacular

We wrap up Nerdtacular in a nice big bow, Trek Nerd, teens that hide internet stuff from their parents, a woman high on bathsalts, Brave nails the box office, what is a heart attack alex, HBO tweaks the Bush head, Fitness Geek, Justin Robert Young, and so much more!

269 6/27/2012 1:49:11

The Oreo PR Rainbow

The federation is smooth, might have to testify at a trial, trek nerd, Oreo is so gay, baby born with penis on head, Sleepless in Seattle director is no more, 50 cent had a run in with Mack Truck, Tom’s Tech Moment, Recommentals with Nicole, not so pretty ponies, and more!

270 6/28/2012 1:51:13

Nipple Nightmare

Bollocks, bad nipples, Oreos come from somewhere else, Trek Nerd, teens should not eat moose poo, swine flu was worse than you though, KFC has the worst burger idea ever, people you forgot were on SNL, Nolan to join the 3D revolution, Marty McFly showed up yesterday, dealing with mother stuff on Therapy Thursday, things that are not true, buying half a cow, and carbs are the real issue!

271 7/2/2012 1:33:53

Commander Paris

The new THING OF THE DAY, nipple update, Trek Nerd, men at the BronyCon, porn induced headaches, TomKat details, Miley ripped off an In-N-Out, Major Spoilers, and you guys weigh in on the health care question, and MORE!

272 7/3/2012 1:51:31

Torch Wiener

Some BonyCon updates, back seat gamers, Kindle does weigh more filled with books, Trek Nerd, cat litter makes you wanna die, dude in a wiener outfit upsets olympic officials, Ander Cooper is gay, Bon Jovi odors coming to you soon, Ted does well at the box office, Any Griffith is dead, The Fitness Geek, Justin Robert Young talks about Spiderman, and the story behind 50 shades comes out.

273 7/4/2012 1:31:06

The Frogpants Producers Panel at N12!

The Frogpants Producers Panel at Nerdtacular 2012. Enjoy!!!

274 7/9/2012 1:37:45

Sulu likes comics

Scott is HOME, the cabin was interesting, GeekFood coming back, but on TMS this time, serve the president and then die after, teens demand mags get it right, hamburger patty made from 100% bacon, Ernie B dies, how much do Mad Men make, Major Spoilers day, Tug of War with a huge tiger, and your emails!

275 7/10/2012 1:23:50

Fassbender’s Palp

Sunking your data, viral comics, Trek Nerd, spider dumps his unit for better fighting, putting your baby in the baggage scanner, Fassbender in Assassin’s Creed, Nolan says no to future batmen, Happy Days has a happy day, Fitness Geek, Weird Things, and more Anderson Cooper thoughts, and MORE!

276 7/11/2012 1:30:03

Buy my fax modem

Hungry and bored, Dale has arrived, Trek Nerd, stuff you can buy that no longer matter, worst running mates ever, dude what has a BBQ brush in his system, Adam Lambert might be a judge, Twilight fan died, Recomentals, Tom’s Tomtacular Tasty Tech Time Torrent, Neverending Garfeild, Unions, and what really happened to Ginger.

277 7/12/2012 1:50:08

Monkey Venereal Disease

A novel, Scott’s adventures at the DMV, Trek Nerd, fire sucks worse than you think, got 99 bucks says video game startup, testing positive for EEEEEEEEE, Tosh says sorry, Firefly reunion is happening, cuddling is gonna cost you, feeling pain in today’s Therapy Thursday, and MORE!

278 7/13/2012 1:08:05

TMS: The Battle of the Frogpants Stars at Nerdtacular!

Enjoy!!!

279 7/16/2012 1:48:36

Worst prom ever

Batman week begins, diary of a cartoonist is back in effect, new frogpants site up and running, Worf / Riker week begins for Trek Nerd, Brit teen is gross, breastfeeding mom gets her own show, Sage Stallone dead at 37, why Jamie Foxx is in Django, Sheen tells Twitter to suck it, Major Spoilers rounds up the SDCC coverage today, cool generals, and your emails!

280 7/17/2012 1:49:07

A burger on the floor

On a VaCay, let’s quiz brian again, computer gave scott a bad morning, happy birthday to the hoff, trek nerd, Denver dentist is a douche, mashed potatoes from a slurpee machine, people really like The Dark Knight Rises, Holmes and Suri hit by a truck, Tom Racine with some SDCC thoughts, Jousting Roberta Youngman will be here, and TMS is dangerous!

281 7/18/2012 1:38:10

The Bane of Our Lives

Scott is mentally challenged in the bathroom this morning, lets do another quiz on brian moment, Trek Nerd, Limbaugh has a great theory about Dark Knight Rises, Woz was an extreme Tetris player, man with biggest BEEP gets frisked, Backstreet Boys are back, Halle Berry got hurt, Recommentals, Tom’s Tomtacular Tasty Tech Time Torrent, spectacular sea hats!

282 7/19/2012 1:56:54

I do not want any milk

Frack, naming a gecko, TMS will hit 1000 sooner than we think, Trek Nerd, man dies from Diablo, BK employee is standing in your lettuce, youtube can blur you now, Pete Rose goes all reality on us, Andrew Stanton doing Nemo 2, Therapy Thursday, and Milke Gargling!

283 7/25/2012 1:42:38

Beware the Goat Men!

To live and die in LA, The Bat Man, why Scott has Bale issues, Trek Nerd, Goat Men in Utah, CO shooter and his record with ladies is somehow a topic, Fred Willard is even funny about his worst moment, RIP George Jefferson, Recomentals, Tom’s Tech Time, Crossed Eye 3D, and giving crooks too much TV time, and MORE!

284 7/26/2012 1:40:38

That is so not our flag.

Knock on wood, Scott killed a Mtn Lion, trek nerd, North Korea does not like flag goofs, Greenland is melting, the Dear Leader is now married, Kristen Stewart is busted, Bale does good by the killings, Therapy Thursday, YOU are a hedgehog, TMS did NOT get blocked, and MORE!

285 7/30/2012 1:37:31

Shot my groin, moved to Miami

Olympics are a thing, commercials with your voice in them, Trek Nerd, kidnapped man in a detectives garage, shot in the groin, 28 great names in the olympics, Fred Willard talks about his junk, Major Spoilers and a big new announcement, The Ugly Dance, Deckard Bane, Wendi on Skype, turning 42, and MORE!

286 7/31/2012 1:33:20

50 Shades of Scamming

Dude really hates sirens, National Anthem like you’ve never heard it before, farmer’s market for tadpoolers, the torch had to be relit, Trek Nerd, Jersey Girl takes the wheel from dying grandpa, batman shirts in court, ABC pulls plug on Willard, The Spida-mun turns 50, Justin Robert Young, and who is Ma Kent? All this and more today on TMS.

287 8/1/2012 1:48:12

Obi Wan’s Wiener

Cleeo rules, running in the sun, ebay of the N12 banner for charity, trek nerd, bad billboard, Romney photo gets dude in trouble, charity gives you plastic surgery, show me the bail, Pattinson kicked dead face out of the house, Snoop Lion, Recommentals with Nicole Spag, Tom’s Tech Time, and weird Best Buy policies!

288 8/2/2012 1:49:43

Blame it on the gaze

Microwaves are weird, huge burgers, banner on ebay, Trek Nerd, Limbaugh goofs again, Chick-fil-A a rally spot for the non-gays, robbers made off with his unit, Culkin is not a heroin addict, Vince Vaughn wants to bring back the Brady’s, Therapy Thursday talks Bi-Polar, and MORE! That is to say, Man Boobs.

289 8/6/2012 1:53:14

Curiosity Killed The Cat

Always having to be right, mouse has gone on to that great aquarium in the sky, Vegas week is here, catching up with Walter White, Trek Nerd, Curiosity has landed, AZ shooter will plead guilty, study finds that avoiding lies is good for your, Selena Gomez banned from Facebook, River Phoenix family is pissed, Portman is no longer single, Major Spoilers, what it costs to be a great hero, and Mail Bag Mondays!

290 8/7/2012 1:16:33

The Robot Eye

Youz Guyz, eye update, new fires rage in SLC, Vegas is happening no matter what at this point, Trek Nerd, 5 signs of gaming addiction, your eyes tell people if yer gay, why hoarders don’t seem to have a problem with all the crap, Elton John bitch slapping Madonna again, Tom Arnold fried up his ex wife, Fitness Geek and then someone cut the fiber!  :)

291 8/14/2012 1:38:18

Solo, Gangnam Style

Brian is a slacker, not really, clicking in the background is annoying, Vegas was a thing, Running Mates, why people don’t smile in Vegas, Trek Nerd, guy wants a TV, gets a huge assault rifle, COD player collapses, sliced apples are bad at Mickie Dees, Rand Travis is drunk, yo, Fitness Geek, Justin Robert Youngman, and more!

292 8/15/2012 1:43:27

I’m in line!!

The Vegas roundup, Trek Nerd, Sleeping man is not dead, topless women in a car chase, new survey ranks US 11th, Horshack is no more, Van Damme admits to affair on set of Shitgriteefter, Cyrus gets hacked, the web mapped out, and Colorado is SKINNY!

293 8/16/2012 1:39:33

Exit Only

Ibbot is hacking, “The Fact is”, Galaxy of Terror, kids going away from home, Trek Nerd, Google Earth might have found pyramids, anal tattoos are the next big thing, Blossom gets in a wreck, Marty McFly is coming back to TV, Fraiser snubbed by Emmys, Therapy Thursday, Door Sounds, vegas questions, and MORE!

294 8/20/2012 1:47:23

Hand over that blizzard, nave!

Thing of the day, brian had the plague, so did carter, sending a kid to school is rough, lets do a poll about the hobbit, Trek Nerd, Rep Todd Akin is an idiot, sword wielding robber taken down in Vegas, egg yolk as bad as smoking, Octomom has a song, throwback muscles on top of the box office, Tonight Show had layoffs, Major Spoilers, sneak peak of Geek Food, The Oracle of Bacon, what LA is really like, awesome sponsors make a difference, Q’s space crust hand, baby got born, yo.

295 8/21/2012 1:51:15

Akin is Aching

Stan Lee Man, hooked on tubes and Claire Danes, Trek Nerd, Akin says sorry but won’t drop out, eating walnuts will help your swimmers, Tony Scott might have had a brain tumor, Diller is dead, O’Donnell had a heart attack, Fitness Geek, and MORE!

296 8/22/2012 1:34:58

Swiss Family Shittington

Campfires, Burger Poll, the negative ad contest starts monday, Scott is eye nervous, Trek Nerd, Zelda unseats Shades of Grey, Doctors have burnout, 21 cats and a body, The Office has an endgame, Avril and Kroeger, Hank Williams does not like the president at all, Tom’s Tech Time, Little Face Mitt, and Erotic Drinks!

297 8/23/2012 2:10:44

Cut Rate Sleestak

Not Really, when your kids listen to the show, today is D day for the eye, Trek Nerd, Democrat and his sex scandal, The Faceini, chili pepper does a robber in, Prince Harry let his prince harry hang out in Vegas, Therapy Thursday tackles event anxiety, bully time, McFadden’s freakish pelvis, and MORE!

298 8/27/2012 1:41:46

Did what in the bushes now?

Sleeping like a baby, Scott has a horrid experience on the road, eye update, Trek Nerd, Neil is in the stars for good, Akin still defiant, e-quakes in San Diego, Prince Harry offered 10 million, Jerry Nelson RIP, Snooki is a parent now, Geek Food, Major Spoilers, and Mail Bag Mondays!

299 8/28/2012 1:49:23

Hanging in the trees

Tube packing elbow, Man on Fire, riding the bike park, Trek Nerd, Texas GOP dude said something weird, Utah station rejects new show, Airbags are complicated, Oprah tops Forbes list…again, summer movies not doing that great, Fitness Geek, Lusty Rubber Yung, how it’s easy to get your eye removed, our measured conversation on display, and MORE!

300 8/29/2012 1:48:42

4 Way Flip Off

Drive thrus must go, 4 way flip off, the Enterprise D set got tossed, Trek Nerd, bigfoot hoaxer got his, Romney is your GOP candidate for reals, LaBeouf took acid, 3 surprising high paid celebs, the royal penis is on film, Recomentals, Tom and Tech, Rich Kids of Instagram, and more!


Episode 301 to 400 Edit

Episode Number Date Run Time Show Notes


301 8/30/2012 2:02:56

We can just all get a long

RNC is underway, Rosanne is not the lib candidate, Issac gets weaker, it’s the 13 year old’s fault according to some, Chocolate can limit stroke risk in men, smoking pot turns you dumb, Stodden is 18 and available, ABC wants SHEILD, taping the royal unit, Therapy Thursday, Paula Deen riding things, and MORE!

302 9/4/2012 1:47:35

Don’t get conned by a dragon

Hiding behind the podium, DragonCon report from Brian, N13 gets a possible new space, scott has two great docs to tell you about, Trek Nerd, Clint at the RNC, organic food not all that healthy, shape of your glass says a lot about how fast you’ll drink it, Duncan has passed, get ready for the Captain Worf series, Starship loses one of their own, Fitness Geek, Weird Things, and MORE!

303 9/5/2012 1:43:27

Barfing up the morphine

You’ve got another thing comin’, Nick gets his first bully, Scott wants to play CS:GO with YOU, Trek Nerd, drunk man kills 70,000 chickens, Colorado gets west nile BAD, teen denied boarding a plane because he has Down Syndrome, Tom Cruise cruises for chicks differently than you or I, Beverly Hills Cop coming to TV, Miley wants you to know that she makes a lot of money, Recommentals, Tom’s Tech Time, Star Wars vs Star Trek, Free Range explained, and little house memories are shared.

304 9/6/2012 1:53:23

‘Teen Age Land’ is the worst amusement park ever

Shopping cart stalls, that lady that flipped scott off last week is back in the news, ToR is no MoRe, Trek Nerd, Colorado and it’s health problems, fish has a penis on it’s head, Cheeto fight, five more crazy stories about Tom Cruise and his wife getting, Jessica Simpson says her boobs are too big to run, Bob Barker is mad, Therapy Thursday tackles bullies, and MORE!

305 9/10/2012 1:56:27

We’ll always have commander Paris.

Streamys, more fun with conjoined twins, Trek Nerd, Utah does not smoke anymore, OJ trial was tampered with, Pattinson likes to lick armpits, Culkin is a hot new artist, Possession takes the lead, GeekFood Ladies are here, Major Spoilers, What is a Groon, Killer Clowns, and eating while TMS is one can be weird. Oh, and a pro wrestler joins us for con talk! (Joey Image!)

306 9/11/2012 1:38:55

Sherman T. Pottery

Like a boss, step on your back, Vincent Price Poems, two headed update, Trek Nerd, weed will mess with your testies, Nevada man needs to get off that plane, dude kept organs in storage unit, Bale is a real hero, Pacino gonna play Paterno, Reynolds and Lively get lively, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, and turning 22!

307 9/12/2012 1:36:22

Bullet Through My What?

Eating on air, early call from Tom ahead of the big apple announcement, Trek Nerd, mudder explanation, Hilter shop to change it’s name, organs found in storage unit, dumb teen shoots self in unit, then denies it, Meg Ryan and John Cougar are still a thing, vampires have twins, Recommentals, Cheese and Burger, and the final word on Time Travel.

308 9/13/2012 1:51:16

Root Beef

Apple does stuff, more Mudder fighting, Trek Nerd, diplomat dies, that played video games, west nile is out of control, texas mother gets new pair of arms, America’s next top meth addict, SNL gets a new obama, Therapy Thursday, and Scott is bias towards rootbeer.

309 9/17/2012 1:39:41

Just beat it

Living the dream, Scott’s WoW nerd moment in a bar, comics are being read by the unlikely, Trek Nerd, Pat Robertson needs to retire, SuperBug kills more, too fat to see your what, Kunis was trapped, Amanda Bynes is in all kinds of trouble, Geek Food Ladies, Major Spoilers, Random Movie Generator, and Mail Bag Mondays!

310 9/18/2012 1:49:09

Loungy Pee Soaked Pool

The Fact That, Pat Robertson has no love, the WoW thing, Trek Nerd, GI Joe did well over the last 100 years, watch out for Water Balz, Whale Vomit, Kate gone wild, the ties that Bynes, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, and dragoncon was fun for one listener!

311 9/19/2012 1:41:23

I hate Pirates

Laugh Tracks, iPhone 5 reviews, Pat Robertson defense, COMIC DORKS is a thing, Trek Nerd, Eastwood talks about the chair, Santorum won’t shut up, penis eating fish, Bynes is at it again, Stodden has a show, Recommentals, Tom’s Tech Time, 80 year old boy bands, and a cave man!

312 9/20/2012 1:50:39

They took R gunnnz!

Texting and walking, Burger King, iOS 6 is a thing, Hobbit Trailer, Trek Nerd, Chick-fil-a has a change of policy, tuna is bad for the brain, gun sales really need Obama to win, Pattinson and Stewart are back together, Gaga is HUGE, Eastwood arrested in an IKEA, Therapy Thursday, and MORE!

313 9/24/2012 1:41:08

Jefferson in the Fridge

Bad number use, old men in cargo pants, dorm time, Trek Nerd, I want to be one with the tiger, Wal-Mart is OUT of the tablet business, bully sticks, who won emmys, Christina Hendricks and McCarthy, Paris Hilton is a horrible person, GeekFood with Sarah and Kim, Major Spoilers, Hemsley on Ice, Mail Bag Mondays!

314 9/25/2012 1:56:02

Fatty Arbuckle knew what he was doing

Janeway is not universally loved, the Winter Movie Draft, Trek Nerd, gun goes off in a bad place, dudes with no wieners get much older, Anold tells all in a book, Kanye has some sex tapes out in the wild, The Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, Madden is not down after all, Red Dawn under the microscope, and MORE!

315 9/26/2012 1:41:58

This is too thick

Looking at people worried, WoW MoP, Trek Nerd, The McFury, Romney makes a joke about airplane windows, bullied teen gets the last laugh, Underwood gives a kiss to Underaged, NFL ref problem is on the president’s docket, Recommentals, Tom’s Tech Time, Facial Yoga, and more gun talk.

316 10/1/2012 1:51:34

The Korean Hand

Mouse Mat is wrong, The Used is spitting again, Peter Gabriel, Comic Dorks is OUT, Trek Nerd, a husband for your lesbian daughter, Insane Clowns get litigious, caffeine suppositories, Arnold confirms affair with Nielsen, Transylvania breaks records, Bieber hurls on stage, the negative ad thing is DONE, Geek Food, Major Spoilers, tiny Star Wars terrariums, thick liquid, 3 name stereotypes, refs, GANGNAM is a word, and MORE!

317 10/2/2012 1:56:46

Too much bacon in the morning

Compact disc turns 30, pottery update, Trek Nerd, what are your kids eating at school, modified cow has better milk, MacFarlane to host the oscars, Skyfall song debut this week, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, and a whole lot more!

318 10/3/2012 1:42:42

I am Frost Bitten!

Canada is not happy with Scott, Ross Perot has more warnings for us, Trek Nerd, man eaten by his hogs, man says VA caused frostbitten unit, Grohl says Foo on hold, Travolta and Newton-John making a record, Recommentals, Tom’s Tech Time, Japan again get’s weird, cows and gender, and interrupting your favorite show with TMS.

319 10/4/2012 1:40:45

I love big bird

Pervertid Relationships, Chili, whopper from non english speakers, we give away a print, Trek Nerd, the debates and how they went, famous lawyer is busted, Creed is no longer supporting Obama, 9 weird celeb christmas albums, Taken 2 not so great says early review, Therapy Thursday, Brian’s Done Deals, and MORE!

320 10/8/2012 1:26:15

We’re in a time loop

The Thing Is, Looper without spoilers, Taken 2 has Taken the box office, eye surgery date is locked, Trek Nerd, Caffeinated coffee linked to bad eyes, Sony sues it’s own mascot, fan takes a bite out of Bonaduce, South Korea does not understand why we love that guy, Major Spoilers, a Tour Update, bad 3D, Yellow Alert, offensive Scott, and Scott is WRONG about Burger King!

321 10/9/2012 1:45:03

The Crack and The Plumber

Two people in the store, plumber problems, black widow death, I said april yesterday and no one caught it, Trek Nerd, live roach eating will kill you, Pepsi and Coke are trying to make you healthier, 100 million year old hungry spider, Devito and Pearlman are calling it a day, Kunis is hottest chick ever, Gaga Gag Gagged, Jury Duty, and MORE!

322 10/10/2012 1:41:38

Smelling the Mammoth

Texting problems, more time travel thoughts, trek nerd, PETA says Pokemon is really bad, we found that nuclear waste, Russian kid finds a penis, Charlie Brown coming to the big screen, Bam feels Bad, Recommentals, Tom Merritt’s Tech Time, You Look Like Obama, and more bad plumbing, and MORE!

323 10/11/2012 1:51:42

Cat is an addict

Pigeon Management, Fry is an addict, caught up on Sixth Gun, pluming wisdom, shell fish and roaches are the same, Trek Nerd, Palin is making a fitness book, penis pump on the loose, Bieber Robbed, Lohan battle royale, Jurassic 4 art is kinda rad, Scott and Brian give advice, Robo Romney, and MORE!

324 10/15/2012 1:43:15

Steak OUT!

Cell phone gimmicks, Scott has a serious question about social situations, Trek Nerd, Fry is missing, giant eyeball fond washed ashore, more peanut problems, calling in sick, Coulson to be part of the SHIELD show, Lohan is voting for Mitt, Stodden had to deal with child labor laws, Geek Food ladies are here, Major Spoilers, Pointer Pointer, parenting, flu shots revisited, nazi tms, Rogan is weird, and MORE!

325 10/16/2012 1:54:59

Man not meant for laundry

Phones in bathrooms, getting your daughter unstuck, getting a shower when you are kidnapped, Trek Nerd, Super Ducks are coming, Berg says Romney stole his stuff, Glenn Beck is really into jeans, Breaking Bad to Need for Speed, Fey and Phehler to host the Globes, Stodden sucks, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, and flu update.

326 10/18/2012 1:59:07

Ringo Wiener

Social networking problems, why we need to ignore jerks with issues, Trek Nerd, the Beatles had five MEMBERS, Flamin’ Hot Cheetos are trouble at school, Beyonce to perform at the Super Bowl, Hogan sues over sex tape, South Park got sued yo, Therapy Thursday, and MORE!

327 10/22/2012 1:47:38

Hot Tub Flood Machine

Bag of chips in inappropriate places, hot tub overflow, Trek Nerd, keep your skin safe by setting it a flame, Stumpy was stolen, and then found in denver, feeling comfortable breast feeding your dog, Flava Flav chases family around with a knife, 10 best things Van Damme has ever said, Geek Food is here, and Majorspoilers! Plus Mailbag Mondays!

328 10/23/2012 1:36:02

Chips in the shower

Cable appointments, showering with your food, Jury Day, Mark of the Ninja impresses Scott, Trek Nerd, the last debates happened, Monster Energy drinks going on trial for deaths, a whale what sounds like a dude, Chevy Chase is rasist sometimes, Tony Scott autopsy released, Fitness Geek, and MAYBE Justing Robert Young will be here. oh, and how to vote, and the final word on breast feeding your dog.

329 10/24/2012 1:42:02

There’s a teen in my wolf

More lunch in the bathroom, Justing Robert Young is in the house, walking dead, Trek Nerd, iPad minis are things now, beware the Mourdock, Skyfall is a winner, Recommentals with Nicole, Tom Merritt is here with tech talk, local tools for my eye obliteration, and stitcher awards!

330 10/25/2012 2:02:47

Beaming off your lips

The end of the ‘hardest thing’, 5 bowls of Jumby, lady at walmart experience, Trek Nerd, worst passwords of 2012, toothpaste is bad for your skin, flu shot myths, Taylor makes a lot of dead money, full season pickups, Timberlake did not invite the other dudes, Therapy Thursday, and MORE!

331 10/29/2012 1:49:59

That’s a considerable amount of milk.

Cat’s eating crickets, possible move for Scott, 5 hours of Blizzgone in the can, Trek Nerd, if you quit smoking, you live longer, Texas mom has boobs that wont quit, E. Coli tied to pumpkin patch, Timberlake says sorry, Cloud Atlas not doing all that well, Major Spoilers, more on smoking young, 10k people should not be mocked, dealing with bad cancer, we were too soft on politicians, and MORE!

332 10/30/2012 2:00:59

A Spinoff!

Storm days for work, Google Maps people are dangerous, housing on hold, Trek Nerd, Ronald McDonald is in some serious trouble, horse head is awesome, Office Spinoff is cancelled, the NY talk shows did weird stuff for the storm, The Fitness Geek, and Jury Duty, and MORE!

333 10/31/2012 2:01:24

Moisture Farmville!

Fake enthusiasm, mini portal guns, dealing with halloween when you are getting into your young teens, already losing weight, Trek Nerd, Halloween Candy Nightmares, Apple not loving the release date, do NOT chew the condom, what the hell happened: Disney buys Lucasfilm, Jersey Shore is ok, Recommentals with Nicole, Tom’s Tech Time, Cat Bounce, and MORE!

334 11/1/2012 1:55:50

Don’t nap and text

Website problems, halloween tales, texting people badly, t-shirt contest from SlashLoot, Trek Nerd, Luke weighs in on the star wars news, how much caffeine does it take to kill you, Jersey Shore is ok, Hackman slapped a person, Therapy Thursday tackles lousy spouses, and finally, a definition of Honky that might make us want to forget it exists. And more!

335 11/5/2012 1:44:14

Picking teams

Hurricane Sandy stuff, two shows, election week and bias, Trek Nerd, Lucas giving all his cash to Education, Nipple Distance is a problem in China, Ugly Babies, Ralph cleans up at the box office, No Doubt has some Doubt, Rage against the Ryan, Geek Food, Gender Bending, smelly kids, texas fun, polarized by fonts, Todd Akin is only down 2 points, and MORE!

336 11/6/2012 1:53:30

Float Your Vote

It’s election day here in the states, go vote, eye time tomorrow, Utah can change, Trek Nerd, Redskins say Romney, Binden in Arvada, 7 dumb ways to die, death by liposuction, almost got Connery in new bond, Sam Worthington worthy of trouble in Atlanta, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, and MORE1

337 11/12/2012 1:47:18

The great argument

Road kill, presidential week, bad lady in the waiting room, the eye report, Trek Nerd, sugar water is good for your day, eat your deodorant, twitter screwed up your passwords, Skyfall did alright, Episode VII has a writer, Major Spoilers, transformers 4 gets Marky Mark, If fonts were cats, atheism, new jobs, Beetlejuice, Bronco vs Mick, and MORE

338 11/13/2012 1:51:18

Call me Mavis

End the post-election, crafting lenses is hard, thanksgiving, climate change, Trek Nerd, secession is happening with some, high-fiber cola is the next big thing, Elmo is in big trouble potentially, Anne Hathaway lost a load, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, and a note about the anti-christ not being a monster.

339 11/14/2012 1:43:06

30 days, one direction

We play “Rather” again, an email sparks more debate, Trek Nerd, McAfee has an update for you, Keith Hinds still wants you to get your Chinese food, Elmo is in the clear, Garofalo’s marriage is no joke, One Direction gets one director, Recommentals, Tom’s Tech Time, Cardboard Tubes, and the cost of seeing in the present.

340 11/15/2012 1:55:07

Hateful Weirdoness

Dirt from the dump, whopper ordering was strange, indy game people should play, holiday cards, Trek Nerd, sewage spray from choppers, injecting yourself with olive oil is a bad idea, Hobbitt gets all musical and stuff, Fisher says a mrs solo sounds interesting, Therapy Thursday tackles trolls, and a deodorant followup.

341 11/19/2012 1:51:01

Red Hot Twinkie

Tapley is serious, skyfall is awesome, public restrooms, Trek Nerd, stealing a LOT of iPads, the whole Twinkie thing, 106 years old, Bird says no to Wars, the twilight of our lives, Geek Food, Major Spoilers, Burger King confirmation, ID4 revisited, Maple Syrup Urine, peeing on stuff, and MORE!

342 11/20/2012 1:49:53

Jerky Turkey

On this SHOCKING episode of TMS, the house is on again, being a vegetarian at ThanksGiving, Stump a Trek Nerd get’s all picardy, People are already lining up for Black Friday, McAfee is wearing tampons now, tweeting your own cell number, Nic Cage is out of debt, The Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and MORE on this Turkey-tastic episode of The Morning Stream!

343 11/26/2012 1:46:34

Leftovers

On this episode of The Morning Stream, coupon lady is bugging someone, the Thanksgiving aftermath, giving crap for craps sake, Gangnam Style breaks all the records, kissing a patients butt, JR is no more, Puck is busted, Sheen bailed out Lohan, Geek Food & Major Spoilers, your emails and more! On this very special episode of The Morning Stream!

344 11/27/2012 1:15:16

Filmy Mouth

On this episode of The Morning Stream, steak questioning really matters, the Okra film explained, LA groups ready for the end of the world, a very bad date, Stamos and Saget over for thanksgiving, two and a half men star wants to get fired, Fitness Geek & Jury Duty, and the show gets ALL kinds on this very special episode of the morning stream.

345 11/28/2012 1:39:24

Hey dude, do make it sad

On this episode of TMS, we play a friendly game of rather, tech support sucks, Waterworld coming to tv, Wii Mini, too average for the FBI, more trouble for Elmo, Kardashian and BING really like each other, Star Trek Plot revealed, Tom Merritt and Nicole Spag, and forever falling on This VERY special episode of the morning stream.

346 11/29/2012 1:49:52

Stay in School

On this episode of TMS, websites that steal your cursor, Scott gets attacked, Burger King Strikes again, Scotty Trek week ends, big foot DNA confirmed, Flu does not come from cold, John Stewart turns 50, kid from 2 and a half men wants back in, beating your wife with your unit, Therapy Thursday and more on this very special episode of the morning stream!

347 12/03/2012 1:45:36

The cheese is hot

On this episode of The Morning Stream, i just died in your arms tonight, vegas is nearly done, let scott look upon you with his own eyes, Weber Cooks, Alexander Week starts now, people are naming their kid Siri, bullett proof boobs, Hefner is frisky for marriage again, sex with demons, The Root Kit, Major Spoilers, and your emails on this very special edition of The Morning Stream

348 12/04/2012 1:46:15

What from a Yak?

On this episode of The Morning Stream, guaranteed hot sales, getting the cold finger, Alexander week continues, a runny nose to stay home for, zombies increase actual gun sales, $55,000 back packs, Seth on the Simpsons, Fitness Geek, and Jury Duty on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.

349 12/05/2012 1:41:52

Dump the rice into the thing

On this episode of The Morning Stream, knowing when to die, P90X is weird, Chic-fil-OH NO, Trek Nerd Time, the French have a sperm problem, oldest person is no longer the oldest person, crazy Chinese news, Malcolm in the Middle in trouble, Hobbit reviews are mixed, Travolta has a sue to worry about, Nicole’s Recommentals and Tom Merritt on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.

350 12/06/2012 2:01:27

Needs more Donkeys

On this episode of The Morning Stream, science in movies, you got chocolate on my iPhone, the end of Alexander week, too much media makes you sad, man shoots girlfriend over the walking dead, disney must pay, Gangnam money is significant, wendi’s here for Therapy thursday, and we get to the bottom of Cold Finger on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.

351 12/12/2012 1:45:51

Fever 103 FM

On this episode of The Morning Stream, sleeping on a cold hard slab, runners watch out for daisy, The American Scream, Pizza Perfume, dog vomit will make you sicker than you think, Psy rapped about killing americans, Martha Stewart sickened by turkeys, CeeLo has gas, Mail Bag WEDNESDAYS and more, on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.

352 12/13/2012 1:56:15

Last Chance Twinkie

On this episode of The Morning Stream, spoiling spoiler alerts, 100 xmas songs, last chance on twinkies, is James Hong in your christmas song, skyfall is smokin, google porn just got tougher, dying over Gangnam Style, Bieber was nearly kilt, Hall and Oates in a bloody battle to the end, Therapy Thursday with Wendi and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.

353 12/17/2012 1:50:33

My BACK!

On this episode of The Morning Stream, we give away an iPod Nano, Old Man back, terrible things happen, overeating is now worse than hunger, the Hobbitt had a great weekend, Kat Von D is getting married, Major Spoilers, GeekFood, fake icecream, 3D HFR on the loose, an email from an Android and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.

354 12/18/2012 1:47:01

Your dog said what now?

On this episode of The Morning Stream, flu shots and YOU, scott’s dog is talking now, how the jews do it, teacher of the year is streaker of the year, Jesus not allowd to play darts, ScoJo phone hacker gets jail time, Hillbilly porn on the rise, The Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, and what Walking The Dog means in Arizona on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.

355 12/19/2012 1:45:14

Bring your own McBibb

On this episode of The Morning Stream, the real skinny on the McRibb, Utah kid brought his gun to school, maple syrup heist is huge, Fallen to possibly replace Leno, Lohan clogged everyone’s toilet, Recomentals, Tom Merrit and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.

356 12/20/2012 1:45:49

Snake Peal

On this episode of The Morning Stream, British Bathroom Trouble, you dump the rice into the SING, Scott pealed his snake, solo rock stars die young, porn consumption since 2006, Miss USA is crowning, winter is coming with a new beer, Therapy Thursday, a message from the future and more on this very apocolyptic episode of The Morning Stream.

357 12/31/2012 1:49:33

The Ball Drops

On this episode of The Morning Stream, very rude people at the hobbit, the sad hollywood deaths, porn filled nintendo christmas, we top ten the living hell out of you, Spile Lee has no love for Django Unchained, McConaughey named his kid something dumb, Courtney Hole is done with love, Major Spoilers, why the NRA did not say enough, dumping cable, TMS embarrasses some, and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream

358 01/02/2013 1:33:14

Exercise Ball Apocalypse

On this episode of The Morning Stream, scott eats fake Kobe beef, people keep doing dumb things on exercise balls, 5 things you should not do in 2013, Apple Store in france got robbed, homeless lady should have gotten a ton of cash, Hefner ties the knot with his hottie, Scientology has a huge alien space cathedral, Tom’s Tech, 14k teeth, bringing fake babies to movies and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.

359 01/03/2013 1:47:23

Don’t get the chicken salad

On this episode of The Morning Stream, the pitcher would like a picture, 5 degrees of grey, what drives people to burn them while in bed, leaving your baby in the strip club, man robbed by Oompa Loompas, Fred Wilard avoids trial, JGL might be in Guardians of the Galaxy, Therapy Thursday and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.

360 01/09/2013 1:48:38

Wrinkled Brain

On this episode of The Morning Stream, what happened in vegas, dude puked all over the cosmo, brian’s a winner, stump a trek nerd, last year was the hottest on record, dude fines a wrinkled brain in his chicken, Lohan has bad parents, Al Roker pooped his pants, Skyfall was goofed, Recomentals, Tom’s tech Time and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.

361 01/10/2013 1:31:22

The Scottie Bag!

On this episode of The Morning Stream, straws are too thin, national flu is a real problem at this point, submit your stories to TMS, Trek Nerd takes on Mirror Mirror, Monopoly want to update the little metal things, do NOT carry dyringes in your whoo-hah, Oscars have been nominated, action figures unchained, Geek Food, more Downton Abbey, a final look at chicken meat and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.

362 01/14/2013 1:43:31

No Death Star for YOU!

On this episode of The Morning Stream, Frogpants TV is UP, Toxic Avenger is really bad, what hot nickle sounds like, men have the ultimate birth control, Obama says no to the death star, all of Toy Story retold with actual toys, the Golden Globes happened, Major Spoilers, truckin to TMS, taking credit where none is due, racist dads and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.

363 01/15/2013 1:41:46

That water gun shoots blanks

On this episode of The Morning Stream, a funny story about that, dubstep bird will blow your mind, Lance says he took drugs and lots of em, Coke wants you to be skinny, robbing a white castle with a water gun, Justin Bieber brain waves, Snider is NOT making Star Wars, the return of the Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.

364 01/16/2013 1:44:36

Don’t tickle the walrus

On this episode of The Morning Stream, losing stuff and not knowing where it went, Andy Griffith holds up, Scott got roped into Foster-gate, we play that coke commercial and talk about it,Sheen wants back into 2 and a half men, Die Hard director going to jail, Recommentals, Tom’s Tech Time and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.

365 01/17/2013 2:00:26

Our Last Stand

On this episode of The Morning Stream, Burger King stikes again, when you die make sure you die in audio style, don’t play pranks on youtube, he broke into your apartment and did what with the who??, Todd Bridges has stuff to say about his TV dad, The Last Stand is doing well with critics, Therapy Thursday and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.

366 01/21/2013 1:41:15

Sporks over Knives!

On this episode of The Morning Stream, the danger of hidden nuts, watching Forks over Knives, prison for your fecal diet, ex-power ranger breaks records, Marty McFly does not like Taylor Swift much, Glee ripped off JoCo, Major Spoilers, mailbag mondays and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream

367 01/22/2013 1:33:53

Treadmill Nerds

On this episode of The Morning Stream, put stuff back so the rest of us can find it, treadmill delivery boys are complete nerds, the true JoCo comparison track, they wouldn’t give us anymore fish, grown man being told he can’t play his video games, when you think other people should have won, the batmobile sells for a tidy sum, The Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, and more GUNS on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.

368 01/23/2013 1:33:53

Alright alright alright

On this episode of The Morning Stream, the trouble with Starbucks, the case of the hidden nuts returns, teen had his even sights set on Walmart, naked yoga is a thing and dudes are into it,Armstrong pissed off McConaughey, Lohan rejects a massive offer, Ted Nugent says he is ready to go to war with the president, Nicole’s Recommentals, Tom’s Tech Time and more on this very special episode of The Morning Stream.

369 01/24/2013 2:06:59

Like a ton of bricks

On this episode of The Morning Stream, fictitious comparisons are for the birds, happy birthday to us, eating hot food on plastic is really bad, bad day for the pooping man, security guard shot his “partner” and could face charges, huge boulder crashes into Utah lady’s home, Bieber had a girlfriend and then he got high, therapy thursday with Wendi, some additional thoughts on drowning yourself in mayo and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

370 01/28/2013 1:32:10

Ummmmmm…

On this episode of The Morning Stream, a very merritt weekend, the Burger King lady does it again, a deadly weekend in Brazil, toddler gets a pencil in her head and lives, who will guard the galaxy, Bale turns out to be just about the nicest Batman ever, JJ on his Starwars gig, Major Spoilers, Weird Web, and your email on this episode of The Morning Stream

371 01/29/2013 1:25:45

Dad, what’s a Vegan?

On this episode of The Morning Stream, lazy shoppers on the loose, we learn what a vegan really is, social networking has a new silver metal winner, that’s a lot of chicken wings, the oldest profession gets older still, Burger King loves it’s dead, Oprah is in trouble for putting foreskins on her face, no 3D prequals for you, Hefner loses one of his own, The Fitness Geek, and we learn all about the Hookah on this episode of The Morning Stream

372 01/31/2013 1:29:44

Smack em with your buds

On this episode of The Morning Stream, earbuds in the mens room, your WoW movie has a director, The TMS Vine Film Festival starts today, FOX might be in some trouble, bubble wrap world record was broken, Porn on the Bus is not a new movie, the living Mario wants to keep on living, a look at the last time D’Niro got an oscar for anything, Tom’s Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream

373 02/04/2013 1:43:32

Follow your destiny, child.

On this episode of The Morning Stream, move your freaking cart, weather makes me feel weird, The Vine Film Festival Winner, 4 speeding tickets in 3 hours, FBI nails that kidnapper dude, Ron Jeremy will be in the hospital a bit longer, Lance Armstrong got waxed, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

374 02/05/2013 1:28:48

Waxed Armstrong

On this episode of The Morning Stream, move your freaking cart, weather makes me feel weird, The Vine Film Festival Winner, 4 speeding tickets in 3 hours, FBI nails that kidnapper dude, Ron Jeremy will be in the hospital a bit longer, Lance Armstrong got waxed, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

375 02/06/2013 1:37:13

No laughing during surgery

On this episode of The Morning Stream, the man with the womans face, why MASH had to laugh, dude shot off his junk with a flare gun, Kobayashi ate a pizza in 60 seconds, Beyonce got slammed by PETA, Wiig joins the Anchorman 2 cast, Recommentals, Tom’s Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

376 02/07/2013 1:59:35

Hey there sweet pea!

On this episode of The Morning Stream, Sonic also has weird people working there, you pick the next batch of Scott Fletcher show bumpers, KFC in india is an interesting bit of conversation, no more letters for you on Saturday, it’s totally mental to smoke cigarettes today, Barney has some stuff going on in his life, Yoda and Chewy lose one of their own, young Solo and Fett films are rumored to be true, Therapy Thursday with Wendi, putting beats on your burgers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

377 02/11/2013 1:40:11

It was NOT a hatchback!

On this episode of The Morning Stream, asking for sugar is hard, iPads and Texas don’t mix, more horse meat in London, it’s not sunny here like Germany, the Pope drops the mic and walks off stage, the Grammys happened and we care, Box Office numbers are interesting this week, the Geek Food ladies are here, mail bag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

378 02/12/2013 2:03:19

My Ravioli is crunchy.

On this completely ambivalent episode of The Morning Stream, Zelda and Link are not the same person, turns out the pope is HUGE out there, the Seal that killed Bin Laden is getting screwed, don’t look now but there might be glass in your ravioli, gender roles and the photos that get used, Netflix gets super animated, The Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

379 02/13/2013 1:47:43

Roll Out!

Today on a lightly salted episode of The Morning Stream, why you should be watching Transformers Prime, some Nerdtacular updates you might want to know about, letting your three year old pump your gas, zombie warning on TV after a hack, Kate Upton says her weird body shut down after her cold bikini shoot, Matt Damon will not take a dump, Dick Clark used to live in the Flintstones house, Nicole’s Recomentals, Tom’s Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream

380 02/14/2013 1:50:53

1000 Calorie Ear Lobes

Today, on this redundant episode of The Morning Stream, 6 things you can never say in front of you mother-in-law, the heart attack grill mascot is no more, swallowing your cousin’s ear sounds like a terrible idea, Ke$ha drinks her own pee, Steve Martin is finally the father of the bride, Therapy Thursdays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream

381 02/18/2013 1:35:32

Laugh at the Sandwich

Today, on a slow-roasted episode of The Morning Stream, Scott also has a warm body, Florida man arrested because his cat got carded, laughing at the sandwich, how long is too long to have a song stuck in your head, Holyfield and Tyson back together again, Solo to be in the new Starwars, Modonna loses one of her own, Rapid Fire Movie Review, Major Spoilers, mailbag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream

382 02/20/2013 Today, on this completely wireless episode of The Morning Stream, Penis Alergy lady tells her tale, Burger King got totally hacked, slap a kid on a plain and lose your job, Chick-fil-A likes the gaze, Alec Baldwin denies he said a terrible thing, how much are Biebers testicles worth, no more Kardashians, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Tim and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
383 02/21/2013 Today, on an overly-optimistic episode of The Morning Stream, there will be blood and playstation 4's, where will scott eat his tacos now, going through drive-ups is more fun when yer nekid, lets predict the oscars, Arrested Development gets some awesome guest stars, Therapy Thursday tackles 'slow parenting', the original TMS goth fan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
384 02/25/2013 Today, on a dark-roasted and slow-brewed episode of The Morning Stream, don't leave 5 guys in a bag for 20 minutes, Thrones gets ready for season 3 fun, eat your own road kill, kids are into inhaling fun dip now, so you say your pants shrunk, our Oscars recap, Charlize Theron saved the day last night, Rapid Fire Movie Review, mailbag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
385 02/26/2013 Today, on a plastic-coated episode of The Morning Stream, when the 7th grade shoe is on the parents foot, what to do about your stupid tooth, listener eats road kill and tells us about it, the role of the president in the oscars, how many bags can you hide up there, the Onion is still backtracking, Ang Lee knows how to celebrate, a visit from the Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
386 02/27/2013 Today, on a miniaturized, then biggified episode of The Morning Stream, King of the Nerds is a thing you can watch, changing your name is harder than you think, Russians think that meteor was everything but a meteor, dying on the way to another funeral, ratings are up but Seth is down, Princess Lea has a bad trip on a boat, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
387 02/28/2013 Today, on an unexceptionable of The Morning Stream, why we should be checking out the Cult, Nerdtacular Kickstarter starts today, assault with a deadly burrito, a kid and his bike get closer than they ever thought possible, there is doubt about No Doublt having a concert, Spiderman 2 to feature Chris Cooper, Therapy Thursday, a listener justifies Justified and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
388 03/04/2013 Today, on a very peculiar episode of The Morning Stream, an attack on craig's list, scott got his feet done, Nerdtacular 2013 is happening, let's all go to the Bayou, giant holes opening in Florida, baby born with cured HIV, Sheen says he's Lohan's mentor, Girls Gone Bankrupt, Major Spoilers, mailbag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
389 03/05/2013 Today, on a highly demanding episode of The Morning Stream, check out my new mixer, more personals from Craigslist, a word about talking like the locals do, Batman hands over a suspect in england, dude falls in love with his urninal, Fallon will probably take over for Leno, Fox likes some of its shows, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
390 03/06/2013 Today, on an untethered episode of The Morning Stream, dirty dirty public bathrooms, taking a crazy nap, Screw Sim City, Chavez is dead, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your vomit soup, Iran has giant scary rats that need killin, depressing news about The Daily Show, that OSC comic got delayed, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, thoughts on CraigsList ads and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
391 03/11/2013 Today, on this twirling, twirling; always twirling episode of The Morning Stream, bad names require action, putting the wisdom in wisdom teeth, the great frankfurter update of 2013, teacher busted for having kids taste her blood, peeing on a cops sandwich, Oz did really well at the box office, the new Trek trailer is action packed, Vince Neil is smokin in the waiting room, Major Spoilers, the Rapid Fire Movie review, Geek Food, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
392 03/12/2013 Today, on this fully licensed and certified episode of The Morning Stream, standing too close to someone when they are sitting down, Futurama and Star Trek are best friends, raiding tombs feels really good again, why we like zombies and what it says about people, poisoning your girlfriend with eye drops, Star Wars is changing all it's animation plans, Kelly Osbourne is having a problem, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
393 03/13/2013 Today, on this deep-fried episode of The Morning Stream, smokers annoy at least one listener, fighting over the West Wing, Frankfuter update 2013, putting razorblades in your doughnuts, dying from rabies just got less rare, Wonder Woman could be Wilde, Trainspotting sequel will feature less trips in the toilet, BZZZZZT! Power went out.
394 03/14/2013 Today, on a lint-covered episode of The Morning Stream, what's wrong with society, stupid power outage, Hodor is coming to Frogpants, we learn what Dancing Hands are, we have a new pope, bringing your kids to the bank robery, Veronica Mars lives another day, Sexy Cereal is a thing, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
395 03/18/2013 Today, on a very flexible episode of The Morning Stream, there are ignents among us, Jim Raynor takes over The West Wing, N13 art is up, random reboots are wrong, kids should NOT eat condoms, an inspiring story for the TMS family, never hide a gun in your va-jay-jay, Tone Loc is DOWN, James Bond does not like all gadgets it turns out, Rapid Fire Movie Review, Major Spoilers, GeekFood, mailbag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
396 03/19/2013 Today, on a very personal episode of The Morning Stream, Hodor is the nicest mute giant you'll ever meet, Pretty Little Liars heralds the endtimes, EA CEO gets the BOOT, what happens when you have 14 bags of heroin in your stomach, Bieber has another online meltdown, Pinkman's car is up for auction, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
397 03/20/2013 Today, on a terrifying episode of The Morning Stream, what's a patty anyway, the tator-tot lady at Sonic is mysterious, Brazilian Waxes can cause a serious infection, Chucky Cheese is a great place to have a huge brawl, Magneto to perform Picards wedding, Bieber has another blowout, Tom's Tech Time with a special visit from short man Len Peralta and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
398 03/21/2013 Today, on an all natural episode of The Morning Stream, when kindness used to be a thing, the chicken club toaster will make you fat, where those pollock jokes came from, another audio frankfuter update, if you're nice we'll make a penis out of your arm, the Pentagon destroys BlackBerry with lazers, Russell Brand says it was never his fault, Gosling is going on a hiatus, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
399 03/25/2013 Today, on this spicy black bean flavored episode of the morning stream, some healthy negative reinforcement, how bi-curiuos is your state, when killing a snake means burning your house down, having your kid pepper spray the help, reincarnated kids needed and fast, Bill Cosby does not understand why you think his sweaters are cool, Rapid Fire Movie Review, mail bag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Nerdtacular 2013 Q&A 03/28/2013 Sit a spell with Scott as he answers live questions about Nerdtacular 2013, and what people can expect from the big event this year in July!
400 04/01/2013 Today, on a regularly scheduled episode of the morning stream, when people stop doing things, this episode is NOT an april fools joke, you will LOVE free play, angry people asking for rides from strangers, bacon condoms are finally a thing you can purchase, what it takes to steal 21 tons of cheese, Bieber's monkey gets in trouble in Germany, GI Joe takes the top spot from Cobra, rapid fire movie reviews, Major Spoilers, a little Geek Food, mailbag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.


Episode 401 to 500 Edit

Episode Number Date Run Time Show Notes


401 04/02/2013 Today, on a clear and present episode of the morning stream, we don't want to feel bad for you, N13 tickets are for sale, guys in parking lots hate the gaze, oldest person in the US is now gone, shooting the dog to get your finger back, GLEEfully entering rehab, Freddie Murcury is the guy to know when you want into a gay bar, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
402 04/04/2013 Today, on a good old-fashioned episode of the morning stream, I'm not feeling you bro, Brian tests his Doom knowlege, what it takes to steal a ton of lady perfume, don't eat in Vegas lest you get hit by a car, Lohan doesnt understand how april fools works, Netflix gets a date for Arested Development, Finding Nemo gets a sequel, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
403 04/08/2013 Today, on a college-ruled episode of the morning stream, escalators and you, Bioshock is infinitely good, Utah's great cabin burgler explained, you'll die if you shove your foot up there, Tom Arnold is repopulating the earth, Roger Ebert gives his final thumbs up, Geek Food ladies, Rapid Fire Movie Review, the worlds first TSM fan, sudden illnesses and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
404 04/09/2013 Today, on this highly advanced episode of the morning stream, Netflix reviews are broken, some clarity on people behaving badly, Whooping Cough 2013 continues, The Iron Lady is no more, how much Nutella can YOU eat, Mickey Mouse Club loses one of their own, Fox might leave the airwaves in a huff, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
405 04/10/2013 Cardiac Eagle Taint Pony

Today, on a non-proprietary episode of the morning stream, people that smell TOO good, let's play Youtube Roulette, how'd you get an eel up there, alarm fatigue is a terrible thing, Pope Porn, Anne Hathaway gonna get her Nolan on again, Charlize and Seth might be a thing, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

406 04/11/2013 Today, on a hard working episode of the morning stream, driving is hard for us, the nerdiest cities in america, faking cancer to get paid, Taco Bell wants to be healthy but it's gonna take forever, Jimmy Carter is not a huge fan of smooth nutts, Circus elephant ok after being shot, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
407 04/15/2013 Today, on a very taxing episode of the morning stream, bad behavior in video games, standing desk status, NASCAR is a weird place to shoot yourself, when did you figure out your girlfriend was dead, Bieber hopes Anne Frank would have been a fan, going after Wolverine with a razor, Major Spoilers, Rapid Fire Movie Reviews, mailbag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
408 04/16/2013 On this somewhat subdued episode of the morning stream, John Goodman is never not good, what we know from the Boston attacks, when a painted arrow is not enough, the NBA does the right thing, giant land snails are attacking Florida, Sharon and Ozzy are breaking up, PSY try's to go viral again, 50 shades of grey has nothing on Captain Underpants, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, Canada is willing to trade Beiber and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
409 04/17/2013 Today, on a very sweaty episode of the morning stream, misleading stinky things, when it rains it pours, little kids can make adults look lame, bombs were in a pressure cooker, Bioshock and Baptism are under the gun, 20th century gets with the times, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
410 04/18/2013 On a swelatering episode of the morning stream, emails are still a real pain, frankfurter thrown back in scott's face, friends are not really friends afterall, bombing suspect yet to be arrested, google is heading over to Provo and soon, the mysteries of Man of Steel, get ready for Star Wars every single year, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
411 04/22/2013 On a slipery when wet episode of the morning stream, 3rd eagle is a mother effin gentlemen, we do a walkthrough of the N13 location, Coffee Shop Hippies take stuff, how the internet got it wrong in Boston, Jaden Smith says the president confirmed aliens, Zooey Deschanel was accused of something really bad, Spiderman 2 pictures are interesting, Geek Food, Rapid Fire Movie Reviews, Major Spoilers, mailbag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
412 04/23/2013 On a cantankerous episode of the morning stream, on the subject of the worst deoderant money can buy, living bomber charged for his crimes, how old is that hamburger in your pocket, Futrama has no future anymore, Backstreet Boys still a thing, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, a final word on croud sourced CSI work and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
413 04/24/2013 Coming up, on a hysterically un-funny episode of the morning stream, let's talk about novelties again, Romneycare kicks in and helps more than you thought, the cinnamon challenge could kill you, MASH loses another fine actor, Netflix is beating HBO, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, the NRA does not love TMS and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
414 04/25/2013 Coming up, on slightly weird episode of the morning stream, in a world of bad brands and bad bands, smuggling pot in a pac-man machine, when a thumb will just have to do, The Rock had his guts rearranged, Zach Braff wants you to help pay for his next movie, Affleck to live in extreme poverty, Therapy Thursday is a catastrophy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
415 04/29/2013 Coming up, on a severely sensual episode of the morning stream, when the best day and worst day are the same day, Bioshock Infinite does not like Jesus say some, living with the dead, The Rock and the Berg on how to eat tons of food for your movies, the Pulp Fiction Chevy came back, Major Spoilers, Rapid Fire Movie Review, band names corrected, novelties strike again, Corrinne's Clarifications and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
416 04/30/2013 Coming up, on a melty episode of the morning stream, things you can never un-see, that time you found a dead frog in your food, NBA and it's first openly gay player, Fatone on Bieber, Steve Martin has a funny idea of what a girl's name should be, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
417 05/01/2013 Coming up, on a spacially inconsistent episode of the morning stream, movies with twin plots are weird, free comic book day just got a whole lot freeish, the webbies seems like it's not for us anymore, women are the ones that need to stop smoking, bad advice from the famous, hero movies are gonna burst their bubble, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, more Kate Upton thoughts, Glenn Beck's site made some sense to us today and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
418 05/06/2013 Coming up, on a smelly dishrag episode of the morning stream, lets chat about Ironman and his many suits, people and their unfortunate names, more Nerdtacular tickets today, sad day in Salt Lake City, dog bowl causes huge house fire, Bieber attacked on stage, Mick Mars attacked on stage, Kris Kross loses one of it's own, Major Spoilers, Rapid Fire Movie Review, mailbag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
419 05/08/2013 Coming up, on a disturbingly simple episode of the morning stream, Kim left me today, the 90's hulk is a dumb hulk, Clinton really likes Led Zeppelin, getting hit with a toilet on your way to school, Cumberbatch gets all choked up, pour one out for Harryhousen, Marge Simpson inpsiriation is no longer here, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
420 05/13/2013 Coming up, on a thorasic episode of the morning stream, don't leave your purse at the chinese place, the best mothers of all time, the big hate chart is here, farts lead to knife fights, what happened that time you were swolled by that hippo, Carrie Fisher is on the payroll, Seth Meyers to replace Fallon, Iron Man still knows how to rule the boxoffice, Rapid Fire Movie Review, Major Spoilers, mailbag mondays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
421 05/14/2013 Coming up, on a strangely compelling episode of the morning stream, what would YOU buy from your government, what the rest of us have to sell, getting kicked off the plane means we will always love you, redneck saves a cat and the world rejoices, Lindsay not allowed her meds in rehab, more Jack Bauer and what you're gonna do about it, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, a big wad of tuesday emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
422 05/15/2013 Coming up, on a sweltering episode of the morning stream, more weird stuff you can buy online, underated trek episodes to celebrate trek week, Angelina Jolie can afford the double, woman pinned under drunk son for hours, Shield gets a proper trailer, we finally meet the mother, the Smith boy wants out, Recomentals, Tech Time, some emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
423 05/16/2013 Coming up on a frighteningly realistic episode of the morning stream, why 1966 was a bigger deal than you think, do NOT do that with a nest full of hornets, when Starwars and Dr Who fans smack into each other, the fresh prince can't handle mice, Melissa Joan Hart does not do well on Kickstarter, Rapid Fire Movie Review looks into the darkness, Corrinnes Corrections and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
424 05/20/2013 Coming up on a really swell episode of the morning stream, Star Trek 2 is here and we have stuff to say spoiler free of course, Yahoo buys Tumblr for some sick cash, giving away your baby at a convenience store, guess what theres a lot of in your local public swimming pool, the Terminator 2 kid is in more trouble than ever, Courtney Stodden reveals her sex tape, Major Spoilers, drawing things, Kirk has a thing you can't unsee and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
425 05/21/2013 Coming up on a broken episode of the morning stream, why the carpets in vegas are so freakin gross, xbox new coming today, the sony box is blurry, Tornado hits Oklahoma City really hard, Minister sad he liked that hot girl, Michael Jackson said some weird stuff in 1979, The Doors loses another one of their best people, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, and another thing you can't see and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
426 05/22/2013 Coming up on a malfunctioning episode of the morning stream, what films really sucked last year, the whole GIF thing is possibly laid to rest, Xbox One wants to be everything you want it to be, Nikki Sixx calls out a Kardashian near the Bajorin worm hole, Brad Pitt has no friends, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
427 05/23/2013 Coming up on a bloated episode of the morning stream, why movies sucked in 2012, eating nothing but nuts and berries, instant Karma in Bogota Columbia, using a 3-D printer to help a kid is a real thing, don't apologize for alice eve, Keh-dollar-hah drinking pee and getting in trouble for it, Therapy Thursday, what we ate on this show a few days ago and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
428 05/27/2013 Coming up on a sexy hot episode of the morning stream, fire BAD, why spoilers are not spoilers at all, how arrested is our development, a special all calls episode and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
429 05/28/2013 Coming up on a most likely illegal episode of the morning stream, can't stress that fireworks rule enough, the 10 worst movie flops ever, you'll never guess where Memorial Day came from, people get stabby after American Idol, that lady on start trek that looks like a bird thinks aliens are out there, Fast 6 rips up the competition at the boxoffice, Arron Paul is off the market Mr White, The Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, a contest and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
430 05/29/2013 Coming up on a sweltering episode of the morning stream, 2 free tickets could be yours, things pick up for Arrested Development, Walter White might know what diet coke is doing to your teeth, what it takes to live with so many dead animals, hi my name is masturbate and could you sign my yearbook, Charlie Sheen is Carlos Estevez again, Bieber is driving his neighbors crazy, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
431 05/30/2013 Coming up on a pesky episode of the morning stream, people and their stupid phones, mammoth blood recovered, singer sues McDonalds, Superman was a fat kid, Picard tries Pizza for the first time ever, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
432 06/03/2013 Coming up on a derpy episode of the morning stream, Denver had a Comiccon over the weekend, there might be giants in SLC this weekend, Willie Smith gets hard time for them ribs, Burger King gave away a bunch of hands-free whopper eaters, Dan Aykroyd is not guilty, After Earth could end Will Smith's big money maker, Edith Bunker is no more, Major Spoilers, emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
433 06/04/2013 Coming up - the contest is still happening, never tip a girl at Los Dos Hermanos, Taco Bell employee licks a stack of your tacos, how you take down a loose llama in the street, the 101 best-written TV shows ever made, Del Toro joins the Guardians, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
434 06/05/2013 Coming up - The Taco Bell licker is let go, the Trek Nerd mourns for adonais, brest milk lollipops are finally here, Brian Whitehead was trying to lite a fart, actors that ALMOST got the part, a little Harry Potter in your Star Wars, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
435 06/06/2013 Coming up - we give some tickets away to Nerdtacular 2013, Scott's Nerves Hurt, 15 things you don't know about Forrest Forrest gump, Boston bomber has fans, what it takes to throw your teeth at the police, Paris Jackson in trouble, interchangeable celebrities, Therapy Thursday, a few emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
436 06/10/2013 Horse Eggs

Coming up - trees are people too, taking the internet at it's word, they might have been giants this weekend, we will all have huge anime eyes in 100,000 years, why scott hates news people, hot sauce should never be used in pranks, get your Paula Deen on with butter and chips, Beiber books a flight to the stars, Star Wars starts filming in 2014, John Malkovich saves a bleeding dude, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

437 06/11/2013 Best Season Ever

Coming up on TMS - celebrities in SPACE, apple stuff, Canada is FUNKY, Microsoft and Sony say stuff and we listened, you too can eat a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe, Dan Harmon is back in the Community, Jane Lynch wants a divorce, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

438 06/12/2013 Desolation of Cumberflups

Coming up on TMS - we have a brand new way to lose all that weight, we have a brand new way to lose your boyfriend, we get to see a little Desolation of Smaug, sad day for Mumford & Sons, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

439 06/13/2013 Picture Me Doing What Now?

Coming up on TMS - TMS gets you in trouble at work, dude singing mario songs while on his own green pipe, men don't grow up till they are scott and brian apparently, Microsoft says something really dumb on camera yesterday, 8 social networks you just have to join, Sulu is not as internet savvy as you think, Steve Jobs movie has been delayed, Therapy Thursday tackles the natural man, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

440 06/17/2013 Too High A Price

Coming up on TMS - what's the deal with fathers day, Miss Utah is embarrassing, psychic cancels his show for unforeseen reasons, Skunk Ape sighting in Florida, Chewy not allowed on that plane, how much are those testicles in the window, Major Spoilers, Geekfood, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

441 06/18/2013 Six Thousand Dollar Man

Coming up on TMS - my eye doctor is a funny dude, the first Frogpants Spoiler Cast is up, drugging kids at daycare is a thing that will get you in trouble, man tells flight that you are all poisoned, Wendy's employee loves him some frosty, Miss Utah has an explanation, Ozzy and Sharon living together again? It's a yes from me!, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

442 06/19/2013 Mexican Lawnmover Man

Coming up on TMS - Scott get's the stink eye from the lawnmower man, more bad names for things, Scott and Brian did not make it on Fallon last night, smell like Stan Lee, dude beats another man with his fake leg, Bieber was cleared of all charges, Axl Rose does not look like Axl Rose anymore, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

443 06/20/2013 Gender Sneeze

Coming up on TMS - some say Lois was perfect in every way, the insane amount of destruction Superman paved, Xbox does a complete 180, pot mom says she makes a better parent, James Gandolfini leaves us too soon, Paula Deen is NOT RACIST but she likes that N word, let's play 'Call Now' and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

444 06/25/2013 Solid Snakes

Coming up on TMS - Wendy's sure knew how to train with style in the late 80's, Brian gives us a peak at World War Z, man in coma after eating way too many biscuits, snake expert has a hard time dispelling myths about snakes, Martha Stewart needs to pass the doobie, we talk about baby North, man guarantees getting fired, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, Corrinne's Clarifications and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

445 06/26/2013 Sorry Satan

We really pick teams this time, Scott gets his fill of Zambies, what drinking soda will do to you in 16 years, doll mutilator apologized to satan, Jim Carrey doesn't like Kick Ass 2 now, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

446 06/27/2013 Couch Lovers

Coming up on TMS - Scott releases his sweariest video ever, the trek nerd is here, the hight court was up to stuff yesterday, NFL player formally charged, falling in love with your furniture, Walmart says they no longer want to make love to her tader, Whitehouse down ain't all that bad, Devo loses one of their own, Therapy Thursday tackles religious fallout and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

447 07/08/2013 Live From Nerdtacular
448 07/09/2013 Came Out Clean on the Other Side

Coming up on TMS - we try and sum up Nerdtacular the only way we know how, Brian got a big box of awesome things, the poop covered man is in trouble now, you don't want this kind of domestic violence, Mos Def won't eat his vittles, Metalica to perform at Comic Con, Fitnes Geek, Jury Duty, a few emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

449 07/10/2013 Dip Your Cheese Curds

Coming up on TMS - Firefall had no chance with me at the helm, waving attracts birds, SFO crash a point of shame for the South Koreans, the vagina saved the penis, Paula Dean got an offer she can't refuse, Bynes adds the presidential family to her ugly list, random calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

450 07/11/2013 Python Barf

Coming up on TMS - We get an exciting update about the hot new Brian iSight, Scott fell off the wagon yesterday...hard, toddler bought a car on ebay, 19 foot python fell through the roof, we know a great way to kill 18 cows all in one swing, Bieber really had to go bad, Pat Robertson is the worst person on this earth, we hypothetically help you and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

451 07/15/2013 Pie Face

Coming up on TMS - We saw a very Specific Rim over the weekend, how old are popular cartoon characters, news station under fire for screwing up names, dude caught throwing "things" in walmart, St. Louis mourns the loss of the Mustache Institute, what's with all the early deaths lately of famous people, Insane Clown Posse gets labled, Apple suit is stupid, Major Spoilers, Geek Food, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

452 07/16/2013 I'll Be Taking Them Balloons There

News people are sorry, we visit some small soldiers, that Ken Burns knows how to make a good documentary, dude likes kids parties and stealing their balloons, mom has lightning baby, JK Rowling has a new novel coming out under a dude's name, Katy Perry takes a really long time to do her makeup, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

453 07/17/2013 Arizona Kills Viruses

Coming up on TMS - The last of us is the last of great games this generation, you get a fresh chance to get all charitable and stuff, watch out for snakes in toilets, Florida man thinks he's from Sweden now, Hollywood not feeling very Gleeful, Paula Deen video to stay under wraps, Recomentals, Tom's Tech TIme, how you can stop your kids from making mullett mistakes and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

454 07/18/2013 The Self Heating Soup Future

Coming up on TMS - The dust bowl got scott to thinking, Rolling Stone defends their big stupid cover, fighting off home intruders with a guitar called hero something, Sharknado sequel is a go, Robert Downey Jr. is the highest paid recovering cocaine addict in the world, Therapy Thursday, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Nerdtacular 2013 Frogpants All-Stars 1&2 07/19/2013 The Frogpants All-Stars competition from N13! Both parts in one MP3!
Nerdtacular 2013 Producers Panel 07/21/2013 Nerdtacular 2013 Producers Panel!
455 07/22/2013 Harvested Lady Milk

Coming up on TMS - teeth are really the worst thing ever, we can't wait to dance to Mass Text, pot pipe found in a happy meal, man kicks the bucket after winning a drinking contest, the fate of Doink the Clown is now understood, we do a box office check, Geek Food, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

456 07/23/2013 History is Hard

Coming up on TMS - the zen of dentist day, let's play the paste game, Subway uses meat that you don't want on your sandwich, a horse is a horse of course even in MacDonalds, Dennis Farrina is no more, the Royal Baby is born, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

457 07/24/2013 Gaga Over Mulah

Coming up on TMS - let's call a spammer, we take a deeper look at what everyone in Colorado already knows, Weiner to stay in the race, inhaling blow-darts might not be the best idea you've ever had, Gaga is the top earner in the under 30 set, the Puck is on the bad side of the rink again, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

458 07/25/2013 You Can't Poo There

Coming up on TMS - we need professional help, Rogue Legacy has it's claws deep into Scott's soul, Jogger Pooper on the loose, roaming gang of devil cats attack women when they least expect it, the royal baby has a name and it's boring, Texas Ranger house for sale, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

459 07/29/2013 Spitting on Fans Since 2011

Coming up on TMS - The Wolverine makes you pee, is that or is that not a Wolverine villain, the man that ate all the ramen for us, dudes body fell from 30000 feet, Hugh Jackman plays better overseas, Amanda Bines is hemorrhaging money, Beiber wont stop spitting on his fans, we tickle your Jawbone today, Geek Food, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

460 07/30/2013 Guess What I'm Gonna Do Now?

Coming up on TMS - speaking english as if nothing else matters, Stan Lee on why Spider-Man should never be gay, Weiner paid to have himself checked out, John Williams still has the force, Psy makes a big announcement about his "fuel", Fitness Geek, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

461 07/31/2013 Can't Feel My Crotch

Coming up on TMS - we try and get some free phone help again, what was it like before google, when your dog likes man crotch too much, missing prop cop car found, Sharknado repeat was a huge hit, Angelina Jolie makes a lot of scratch, lady what says who on the show a lot has passed away, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

462 08/05/2013 Woke Up and It Was Gone

Coming up on TMS - fridges are expensive and should last longer, we give a psychic one last chance, ever pass out and wake up with your penis gone, kid robs a lemonade stand with a BB gun, Keh-Dollar-Ha claims she used to have an extra appendage, we have a new Dr Who, Lucasfilm still working on a TV show for Starwars fans, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

463 08/06/2013 Forrest Gump Feather Style

Coming up on TMS - captain kirk could help you in your next street brawl, maybe scott really does host framerate, how to sell your baby on craigslist, the worst flight of all time, Jeff Bezos has the world's most annoying laugh AND the washington post, Bieber's crew of thugs beat up a dude, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, the longest episode we've EVER DONE, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

464 08/13/2013 Cities In Your Mouth

Coming up on TMS: why you gotta stare at that tree girl, why radio stations think you live in the 70's, the USDA has all the animal semen we could ever need, skinny dippers have a new nemesis in the water, Bieber got naked for his grandma, George Lucas is the proud father of a young padawan, World War Z has been good to Brad Pitt, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

465 08/15/2013 Be Nice Twice

Coming up on TMS: the site of the tree revisited, gun safety instructor shot a student, three sodas a day will kill you, Breaking Bad does good by young fan, Ron Burgundy releasing a tell-all book, Therapy Thursdays, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

466 08/19/2013 Stand By Me By The Tree

Coming up on TMS: moving people sucks, how awesome is hearthstone anyway, scott is juicing EVERYTHING, how much trouble could it be if you get caught steeling millions of quarters, selfies hurt relationships says study, Tanning Mom made a horrible music video, The Butler ruled the box office this last weekend, GeekFood, Major Spoilers, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

467 08/20/2013 The Power of Words. WORDS!

Coming up on TMS: I made a juicers nightmare yesterday, school is back suckers, who do you blame when your scrotum is gigantic, losing weight the gross way, Dick Van Dyke pulled from a flaming car, Breaking Bad fans are not sure what 911 is really for, who's gonna be here to get shorty, Fitness Geek, Recommentals, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

468 08/21/2013 Not Sure the Gun Was Real

Coming up on TMS: Why our bodies do weird things, the tree mystery goes deeper down the rabbit hole, when a burger is too big, way more girls use tanning beds than we first thought, Netflix gets another huge buy, Kutcher is TV's highest paid actor...again, Tom's Tech Time, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

469 08/22/2013 I Swear He Swore

Coming up on TMS: Blizzard gives good interviews, the Power Rangers were really racist, one-legged naked man makes his last stand, NSA is really watching closely, Dr Phil under fire on twitter which is totally shocking cause it's twitter and stuff, James Franco giving us a whole lot more James Franco, Therapy Thursday tackles self identity, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

470 08/26/2013 We're Being Oppressed!

Coming up on TMS: everyone is juicing now, Unbreakable totally holds up, is florida running out of sand, Ghostbuster tries to rid you of spirits using his unit, Whedon is totally cool with Batfleck, Paula Deen is off another ticket, Geek Food, Major Spoilers, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

471 08/27/2013 Down the D Path

Coming up on TMS: the internet is broken and scott is here to show you why, cartoon conspiracy ahoy, Sex Boxes are all the rage in Germany, Single guys do not like changing the sheets, Miley Cyrus' shocking VMA performance still making everyone throwup, Madonna made more money than everyone else this year, Fitness Geek, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

472 08/28/2013 I Want Top Wopat on MY Team!

Coming up on TMS: how would it be to be touched by the mystery tipper, that hot lady lit my car on fire, septic tank dude gets his due, the teddy bear people are NOT happy with Miley Cyrus, Joey Fatone is pretty sure he farted during his VMA performance, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

473 08/29/2013 Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda

Coming up on TMS: Scot and Kim have made it this far, we got called out on all this Miley Cyrus stuff, tiny human brain grown in a lab, Pat Robertson pisses off even his own network this time, Douglas and Zeta-Jones are taking a break from each other, Bieber in trouble with the po-po again, Trent was a good salesman, therapy thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

474 09/02/2013 The Lost City of Hotlanta

Coming up on TMS: Brian returns from Atlanta with tales to tell, and Scott decides to quiz me about it, Utah man hanging from a cliff for hours, men are getting taller every year, David Frost dies, Hayao Miazaki retires at 72, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

475 09/05/2013 What's Good for the Gogurts!

Coming up on TMS: What happens when you spit on your nurse, Old Yeller Dog Food is a thing you can buy, what about other weird brands, what would you do if you were stuck all night in a Kmart, iPhone 5C seen in the wild, 50 shades of casting, Amanda Bynes could be in a mental hospital for a while yet, Therapy THursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

476 09/09/2013 Drunk Chicken vs Drunk Wasps

Coming up on TMS: Chewy likes it when you wear his back back, SLC Comiccon was pretty crazy, Scott is moving NORTH, drunk wasps are not something to mess with, speaking of wasps some dude burns down his neighbors house trying to rid his life of them, Riddick does pretty well over the weekend, Arsenio Hall returns to late night TV, Major Spoilers, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

477 09/10/2013 Head Grissle

Coming up on TMS: Traditions can be really scary, you'll never guess what the first online order was, scott has a confession, doctors pulling pranks is frowned upon, the woman who woke up chinese, Cyrus swings around naked on a wrecking ball, SNL has a new lineup for a new season, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

478 09/11/2013 There Are Lots of Diseases You Can Get

Coming up on TMS: nothing good ever happens at 5am, nothing but grilled cheese sounds bad but it's not, Red Lobster loses one of their own, The Diet closes its doors, Ant-Man gets pushed up by Disney, Sharon Osbourne had a thing with Jay Leno, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

479 09/12/2013 A Foregone Conclusion

Coming up on TMS: When people in walmart give you more of themselves than you'd like, Scott has a doozy of a confession, lots of americans think UFO's are totally real, what would YOU do if a ton of chicken poo got dumped at your elementary school, Saul Goodman gets his own show on AMC, Jurassic Park 4 gets a new name and a release date, Therapy Thursday, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

480 09/16/2013 What The Hell's a Culvert?

Coming up on TMS: Brian brought the animals into the ship 2 by 2, there's a lot of internet video to watch this morning, holy water is pretty freaking gross, wash down that horrible infection with a piping hot burrito, Insidious 2 takes down all comers over the weekend, finally Miss America is crowed and we can move on with our lives, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

481 09/17/2013 Preocupus

Coming up on TMS: The Johnsons have bitten off more than they can chew, Google Street View is crazy dangerous, Subway accepts fake 9/11 coupons, Billy Connolly is recovering, Miley and Liam end their engagement, Fitness Geek, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

482 09/18/2013 Worka Till a Midinight on a Sunaday

Coming up on TMS: we get schooled about the Byzantine empire, running your life on borrowed internet, what's it like to eat 12,000 big macs, non-stop hiccup lady on trial for murder, Gus think's Walter should get his head on a spike, Bieber tries to ruin superman, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

483 09/23/2013 3 Putins

Coming up on TMS: Scott works a till a midi-night on a suna-day, brian saw things over the weekend and lived to tell the tale, woman stabs roomate over a really dumb reason, Iran has funny ideas about what to put in space, Breaking Bad broke good at the Emmys, Britney is now living in Vegas full time, Marky Mark finally graduates, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

484 09/24/2013 How Many Fannings

Coming up on TMS: let's play the what are people worth game, if Kim doesn't come home soon scott and the kids might have to start eating their shoes, staying together means you'll likely survive better, (stoner voice) Boulder gets some pretty rad relief man, Miley Cyrus might have Jabba the Hutt's tongue, Mumford and Sons goes Mum, Fitness geek, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

485 09/25/2013 It's Always FUNNY in Philadelphia

Coming up on TMS: The Infinite Tongue of Miley Cyrus, and that led to all kinds of terrible rabbit holes, man tried to shoot up a mall in SLC, Popular Science just got less popular with comment trolls, Fox wants to make Batman for TV, Apple thinks you got the raw deal with Breaking Bad, Bill Nye is now dancing with the nurses, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

486 09/26/2013 That Was Not a Big Onion

Coming up on TMS: Big disapointment with the Big Mac Big Onion, Breaking Bad breaks out this week, that's one way to get a nose job, what the bones of dead people say about them, Agents of SHIELD are now agents of ratings success, Aaron Paul thinks his career might be over, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

487 09/30/2013 Everything You Know is Wrong

Coming up on TMS: We find out what Dancing with Molly really means, what will it be like driving a huge truck around children as they collect candy all night, iOS7 making some people really really dizzy, Martha Stewart really needs help with her iPad, Breaking Bad house will never be on the market, OJ Simpson stole a bunch of prison cookies, Eric's App review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

488 10/01/2013 Shutting It Down

Coming up on TMS: we are a pawn in a lame game of blackmail every time this happens, you will never think of the col the same way again, Chimps have way better memory than you or me, naked haunted house get's yanked from the festivities, Jennifer Lawrence is in Dumb and Dumber To, Vanilla Ice has the cure for all douchebag up and comers, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

489 10/02/2013 Show Me Your Pancakes

Coming up on TMS: Wacom wants to hangout with Scott on thursday, more information about the mysterious world of Chinese traffic, Kentucky Man has eaten a lot of raw meat, huge asian hornets will keep you up at night, Bieber cant walk all by himself anymore apparently, The Simpsons to kill off another one of their own, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

490 10/03/2013 My Picker's Broke

Coming up on TMS: is the government still closed, what the crap is a Bauer Heel, Tesla has a fire problem on their hands, 8 ways the government shutdown effects YOU, Cyrus might be the most common halloween costume you see this year, Sinatra had a secret love child, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

491 10/07/2013 Hornet Hunters

Coming up on TMS: When your weekend is marked by a very bad burger, we have an update on those puppy sized hornets in China, your beard is a stupid place to hide your weed, we finally find out what's in a chicken nugget, Gravity did really well over the weekend, Walter White honored in a local Albuquerque newspaper, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

492 10/08/2013 The South with an F

Coming up on TMS: chunky juice is probably not a good thing, Howie Long says the government owes football an appology, firefighter's rescue a man's penis from a toaster, Esquire rather likes Scarlett Johansson, Eminem's daughter is a homecoming queen, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

493 10/09/2013 Unstopable Bad Chicken

Coming up on TMS: Should we get flu shots this year, that dirty chicken problem is more problematic than you think, Peggy Hill got drunk, JJ is talking to George Lucas CONSTANTLY, McCartney claims he was the first person to take a selfie, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

494 10/14/2013 Flu Shot in the Dark

Coming up on TMS: Scott got a flu shot but not the flu, Brian drank a lot of a very different kind of shot, there's a fly in my sub, canceling school over good weather, zombie drug finally makes its way to the US, Gravity is still pulling you in at the box office, Mulder and Scully still want you to see more X-files, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

495 10/15/2013 Barking Internet Idiot Dog

The walkin dead is back, do kids know who the marx brothers are, can you please put nuggets on that burger, when you're lost in the woods, you'll eat what you can get, Walmart makes an expensive mistake, Trek coming back to TV...maybe, Hopkins loves Cranston's acting, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

496 10/16/2013 And It's a No From Me

Coming up on TMS: Blimpie was fly-free, study shows that Oreo cookies are as or more addictive than actual drugs, you should never fire your gun in your apartment, Sharon Osbourne thinks something bad is going to happen, Miley Cyrus offered some serious bread to direct a film, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

497 10/22/2013 Cones on the Kids

Coming up on TMS: Get the spears experience right here, what are YOU gonna be for halloween, Yellow Fever is BACK, YouTube owns the mobile video stuff, Gravity does not want anyone else to win, Ke$ha is haunted by a rotting ghost, Morrissey says he is definitely not gay, Chinbeard, Jury, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

498 10/24/2013 Your Gravestone Offends Me

Coming up on TMS: there's a new trend to talk about, Comcast is really hard to talk to over the phone, getting rid of crap you'll never need again, that Apple thing that happened, people get really worked up over cartoon-based headstones, dude spent 100,000 dollars to look just like Justin Bieber, Jake Gyllenhaal explains dramatic weight loss, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

499 10/31/2013 Nugget Fetish

Coming up on TMS: The perils of moving all your shite, the perils of putting your consoles in the wrong box, don't drive and Google Glass or you are gonna get a ticket, dude is mad at Dell for sending him a computer that smells like pee, Lou Reed goes on ahead of us and takes a walk on the wild side, Marcia Wallace is no longer with us either, we play "Call Now" and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

500 11/04/2013 It's Been a Long Road

Coming up on TMS: We record 500 episodes, Scott pounds a rod deep into the earth's crust, Utah Woman gives birth to 14 pound kid, more flesh eating drugs make it to the states, Pet Cemetery is getting a proper remake, Ender's Game took the top spot over the weekend, in a unpredictable and shocking turn of events Courtney and her grandpa husband call it quits, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers, Geek Food and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Episode 501 to 600 Edit

Episode Number Date Run Time Show Notes
501 11/05/2013 There Aint No Turnin Back

Coming up on TMS: Nerdtacular gets serious about Twitter, companies that do the opposite of what they promise, bigfoot hunt ends terribly, dude faked seizures to get our of his restaurant tabs, Bieber might be a real pimp soon, Michelle Pfeiffer belonged to some weird cult, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

502 11/06/2013 In PERPITUITY

Coming up on TMS: Admitting to smoking crack but blaming it on booze, babies are awesome, glow in the dark icecream is a thing you can pay too much for, Lays wants to kill you, Miley gets grandma tattoo, Roots is getting remade, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

503 11/11/2013 Old Farty Face

Coming up on TMS: We return triumphantly from Blizzcon, but not before a dude farted in scott's face, giant man passes out in line, The Instance was special this week and you should listen to it, man nails his testicles to the floor in protest, another man breaks through security and runs out on the tarmac, Bieber kicked out of a country...again, Miley Cyrus smokes em if she gots em, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

504 11/12/2013 Branded Barf Bag

Coming up on TMS: What does it mean when you brand your barf bags, 13 year olds are terrible at organizing their lives, Target is full of misinformation, you can play your PS4 through your Xbox One, what drinking 54k worth of meth will do to a guy, Bieber leaves stage again, Angela Lansbury says murder should stay murdered, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

505 11/13/2013 Bad Furnature Man

Coming up on TMS: Furnature people lie, watching Fargo while on the treadmill is good for ya Waid, put some underwears on under them ponchos, Batman Bin Suparman is in big trouble, Zac Efron is a broken man, Stevie Nicks wants to scare you, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

506 11/14/2013 Fire Hose No Go There

Coming up on TMS: HBO can make stuff without a thousand boobs in it, Scott thinks he saw the strangest duck creature on record, more things people say that must go now, a fire hose in your butt is never a good idea, Netflix wants us all to be the same, I Love Lucy loses their last castmate, Courtney Stodden tells all about why she broke up with her old man, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

507 11/18/2013 Caught Between TNG and a Hard Place

Coming up on TMS: We have fans EVERYWHERE, plumbing scare overted, The One about The One, don't fire antique cannons at your neighbors, we have a guy that has WAY more pizza boxes than you do, Netflix wants to make a Killing, How I Met Your Spinoff, Eric's App Review, your calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

508 11/19/2013 Front to Back

Coming up on TMS: Do we really need a website to tell us how to do that, rich man gives his ex-wife the ultimate flip-off, florida man stole monkeys, It's a Wonderful Life 2: Electric Boogaloo, BatKid gets props from actual Bat Men, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

509 11/20/2013 Turkey Balls

Coming up on TMS: Monty Python to strap one on one more time, Florida man robs a bar with a sword, Tea Party congressman busted for coke, Walt Disney loses another one of the family, was Brittany murphy poisoned, Geek Food, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

510 11/21/2013 Cherry Picking

Coming up on TMS: Putting up walls in life, 2.5 hour install seems wrong somehow, lady sleeps next to her dead husband for a year, what does your poo tell us about the future of mankind, Yoda was almost a monkey, the Mathers family is back together again, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

511 11/25/2013 Can I Get Some Ice with my Cheese?

Coming up on TMS: AC4 is really really good, what are YOUR thanksgiving traditions, there be cheese in them there ice melters, Pixar hands out a bunch of pink slips, catching fire caught fire over the weekend, that kid from Goonies checked into rehab, Wolverine is healing from his nose cancer problem, Major Spoilers, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

512 11/27/2013 Butt Dialed

Coming up on TMS: all in all just another brick in the wall, what the hell is going on at Wendys, your raidio might have The Benz, butt-dialing your murder victim, people are using the PS4 for sexy time, Rob Ford coming to a porno near you, Brad Pitt asks what's on in the island, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, Geek Food, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

513 11/30/2013 Warehouse Full of Gibbons

Coming up on TMS: Please pass the potatos and a plate of bigotry please, Black Friday be DAMNED, Man of Steel is still Man of Who Cares, Sony wants you to wear a smarter wig, did Jackson's doctor really hold his weiner every night, Lady Gaga and her muppet thing sucked, Catching Fire and Frozen made loads of cash, Miley Cyrus's beard ruined Thanksgiving, Special Guests, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

514 12/02/2013 It's a Yes From Us

Coming up on TMS: There are lots of balls to play with at your local gym, we find out if Brian is running on fumes, world's ugliest dog finally dies, GTA is getting sued by Lohan, the internet is really dumb about celebrety deaths, Sharron Osborne says it's a yes from her on Vagina surgery, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

515 12/03/2013 Get the Hell Out Of Dodge

Coming up on TMS: Scott becomes full cyborg this week, let's play a game where Brian has to choose, San Diego skys are filled with pot this time of year, 6 days without water or food and sleepin' on a dead guy, Paul Walker stuff explained, Beyonce is the most searched of all of us, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

516 12/05/2013 Hairy Men

Coming up on TMS: Let me look on you with my own eyes, gonna put dees drops in yer eyes mon, China just bought a ton of pig sperm, don't bite off people's lips at Oktoberfest, Will Ferrell removed from SportsCenter, Ben Foster finds himself in the World of Warcraft, we play "call now" and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

517 12/09/2013 What I Miss?

Coming up on TMS: The office is coming to south jordan utah, The Tom and Scott Mystery project got announced, sequels that absolutely must be made, dude fell asleep on a plane and it became his new home, injecting drugs into your unit is a very bad idea, people stole stuff from the Paul Walker car, 2nd Hobbit seems to have it together, critics really like Gravity and Her, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

518 12/10/2013 Puffy Lips

Coming up on TMS: Taco Bell training is hard, MTV says things and we still listen, there are hoaxes a foot in San Francisco, don't drink beer from a tainted river, NBC is happy with that weird live business, Jason Momoa is ready for his Batman closeup, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

519 12/11/2013 Ocular Dissonance

Coming up on TMS: some phone calls just can't be explained, Scott's Neighbor might be Clark Grizzwald, don't you dare kiss your classmate, 20 years of doom is upon us, Joan Jett does not like seaworld very much, Sandler makes way too much money apparently, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, Geek Food and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

520 12/16/2013 French Axe

Coming up on TMS: being santa is really weird sometimes, tis the time of year to eat badly, we are raising a bunch of lazy babies, dude attacked people with an axe over cold fries, Drew is having another girl, watch out for that big black snake, Peter O'Toole remembered, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

521 12/17/2013 Tertiary Nipple

Coming up on TMS: What do you do when you have your first migrane, pooping out 200 christmas cards is not easy, getting kicked out of your favorite steakhouse because you gots a beanie on your head, sir I think my meat might have been in that guys pants, Ace Frehley had a fire, The Desolation of Boxoffice Succes, the Judd girls just can't get along, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

522 12/18/2013 Hey Peter

Coming up on TMS: When Radar forgot to ask permission, the history of Santa in strange places, Harold Camping is Camping in the great camp ground in heaven, shoot that guys car if you're really mad, Bieber says he's out after this next album, we have a Gilligan's Island movie on the way, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

523 12/19/2013 Nobody Cares

Coming up on TMS: MacDonalds makes a way better burger than you think, the best selling apps of 2013, crazy world records in 2013, Duck Dynasty people are incredible biggots and you should NOT be surprized, Bieber's agent says he's not retiring, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

524 12/23/2013 Too Many Umlauts

Coming up on TMS: The malls are PACKED, weird christmas traditions, Angelina is not a trend setter, internet company executive makes a huge mistake, this Duck Dynasty thing is blowing up all over, what's the deal with that weird Beyonce album, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

525 12/24/2013 Pirate Radio

Justin R Young and Bill Doran take over the station and go all pirate on us! For a special Xmas eve edition of TMS!

526 12/31/2013 Short Stack

Coming up on TMS: Scott has a really terrible story to share with you, Arizona has a serious problem, our favorite things in 2013, Netflix decides you might want less for less, A&E decides to let Phil Robertson back on the Duck show because money, Paris Hiton is spinnin the hits, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

527 01/02/2014 Coming up on TMS: Scott is still not sure if he's gonna see the rolling stones or not, is anything really different in 2014, gasoline drinker goes back for more, Mary Jane finally comes out of hiding in Colorado, the Fresh Uncle of Bel-Air is no more, the Galaxy needs some Guarding, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
528 01/06/2014 Hot Dog Head Bump

Coming up on TMS: Justin guest hosts with Scott while Brian gambles in Vegas, we won big at the PCA's last night, Current Geek is off to a nice start, giant rubber ducks burst onto the scene in Taiwan, Israel wants to pay for a very controversial procedure, Downton Abbey might be on it's last season and no one told you about it, Steven Seagal might run for office, Keh-Dollar-Hah checked into rehab, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

529 01/07/2014 Yack It Up

Coming up on TMS: Things get back to normal here at TMS, Scott gets closer to his fighting weight, people get to wear no pants on light rail, a naked man gets free down under, Modonna's kid might be a douche, Kim Jong Un is not much fun at family gatherings, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

530 01/08/2014 Southern Comfort

Coming up on TMS: What dumb thing would you be willing to do online for attention, Brian is sooooooo sick, Sony has cool ideas about your subscription money, don't eat too may PB&J sandwiches, OJ Simpson wants to get out and die in peace, Morrissey has some extreme things to say about meat eaters, Tom's Tech Time, Recomentals, Geek Food and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

531 01/09/2014 Is a Spade is a Spade is a Spade

Coming up on TMS: What our zombie dreams mean in the long run, a nice update on dogs and their magnetic poo, Florida Man pretended to be a deputy to get a gun, what's it like getting tazed in a PF Changs, Lohan needs a Find My Laptop app and soon, the British are coming and they have awards with them, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

532 01/13/2014 Rage Quitting Life

Coming up on TMS: Make yourself laugh by sitting on your chest, we watched the Golden Ear Lobe awards, dude suffocated with his own underwear, getting stabbed for bringing home the wrong lunch, we break down the winners and losers, giving people the bird on the red carpet, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

533 01/14/2014 You Drank Cow What?

Coming up on TMS: Drinking coffee might really be helping your memory, Scott dreamt he went bowling with a super hero, this man has no butt-crack, dude believes that drinking cow pee is the secret to long and healthy life, Bieber likes his eggs tossed at the neighbors window, Marvel makes a very strange move for Ant-Man, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

534 01/15/2014 Eat Like a Jungle Man

Coming up on TMS: What do you do when your kid is just like you, let's kick off the weekend of kindness, get a beer and shoot some stuff, early man really liked Tiger Nuts, George and Jerry make their way back to the famous restaurant, Bieber's house was raided and they found stuff there, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

535 01/16/2014 60 Years of Dirty

Coming up on TMS: Let's gear up to be kind this weekend, 21 things that will happen if you don't eat meat, smoking animal poop and never showering equals long life, what to do when you find yellow dog barf, Hershey wants all that Nutella money, LaBOOOF does not like Jim Carrey, Oscar Nominations are in, Depp leads the razzie nominations, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

536 01/20/2014 Battle of the Pot Teams

Coming up on TMS: how much legal pot will be at the superbowl this year, Jack Ryan is back and he wants all your financial records, how did the weekend of kindness go, the Broncos get to buck the Seahawks in a couple weeks, multivitamins are kinda useless it seems, Bieber is afraid of what you might see on his cell phone, Bill Murray says he goofed on that whole Garfeild deal, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

537 01/21/2014 Battle of the No Pants Stars

Coming up on TMS: Making sense of drive by yellings, the Vikings are coming, Password is no longer the most popular Password, JJ confirms we'll have a little bit of the Jessie Plemons in Star Wars, Madonna is not a racist, Rodman had a little too much to drink in North Korea, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

538 01/22/2014 Alright Alright Alright

Coming up on TMS: The TMS Oscar pool is happening now, why retro is the new retro, reading your own obituary in the paper, Obama says pot is like beer, Aaron Paul might have a gig in the Dark Tower movie, SAG awards was too quick to pull he plug on Cate, Tom's Tech Time, Recomentals, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

539 01/23/2014 Slack Faced Yokel

Coming up on TMS: You should never do that to our shared workout equipment, North Korea confirms it landed a man on the sun, nun who had a baby thought it was just a bad taco or something, 140 drop into a well is nothing for this kid, new Cosby sitcom coming, Arnold freaks everyone out with his fake mustache, Bieber busted for DUI and drag racing, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

540 01/27/2014 On Twinkies Alone

Coming up on TMS: Brian dominates trivia in Texas, Scott did some deep research into the whole Duck Dynasty thing, TSA found some crazy stuff last year before your flights, star-shaped cataracts are scary, Mom gave Beiber Drugs, Leno was confused during the Conan thing, Major Spoilers, Geek Food, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

541 01/28/2014 The Glitch Witch

Coming up on TMS: Duck Dynasty research is in, we get a call from a Gnome, opera singer says she can't perform without farting, all the stereotypes in one big ass map, Tarantino is suing everyone for everything, Jonathan Banks is in for the Breaking Bad spinoff, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

542 01/29/2014 Tripple Turn

Coming up on TMS: Baby Names you should never use, a reminder that oscar time is coming up quick, cow farts destroy a dairy farm, the State of the Union had some duck callers in the audience, Motley Crue sign a death pact, Bieber had an intervention, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

543 01/30/2014 Retail Homework

Coming up on TMS: what are you doing with your life, a morning filled with wet clumpy dogs, cruise ship is lucky to be alive, get your next exorcism via skype, Bieber turns himself in in Toronto, another Marlboro man is dead, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

544 02/03/2014 Forever 15

Coming up on TMS: stage and screen loose one of the greatest actors of our day, Superbowl is over and one team could really use some legal pot right now, SLC in trouble for taking away your lunch, dude gets buried in the least appealing way possible, the web's most popular women list has a big problem on it, JK Rowling says Harry and Hermione should have gotten married, Major Spoilers, GeekFood, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

545 02/04/2014 Yoyo Was a Robot

Coming up on TMS: Brian sings about the bad times AND the good times, Explosive Tip is another thing you can say to people, high fives might be the official greeting in Missouri, Rob Ford really likes that Bieber kid, sugar is killing us, what is Scott Bakula up to now, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

546 02/05/2014 Developers!

Coming up on TMS: You should have figured out how to tie a shoe by now, we are dangerously close to launching our Patreon page, Super Bowl Sex Trafficing was a real thing, there's a new wave of heroin out there and it desires to have you, uproar over stray dogs at the olympics is also a reall thing, Flea says he was faking that whole thing on Sunday, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

547 02/06/2014 Doing Stares at the Gym

Coming up on TMS: Really big men at gyms are confusing, we get a mashup to end all mashups, 5 million dollars for getting tipped in a toilet, Shaun White says Russia be crazy, NBC cancels that Marty McFly show, Bieber's private plane had a lot of pot smoke in it, we enjoy some CALL NOW, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

548 02/10/2014 Dog Milk

Coming up on TMS: How to become the boss of the show, nobody told us Hanibal was good, when breastfeeding a puppy is the only way to save it, do not take pictures of dead people, Starbucks in LA is dumb, Jesse Ventura goes off the grid, that lego movie did really really well over the weekend, Major Spoilers, GeekFood, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

549 02/11/2014 Leaving a Bungler

Coming up on TMS: Why do you keep looking at your seat, 1000 bodies found under a college in Mississippi, pill-sized camera heading up your bum soon, Rodman made a big mess before he left North Korea, Chris Kattan is in some trouble, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

550 02/13/2014 I Love Don Cheeto

Coming up on TMS: Its bacon week and you had no idea, Bob Costas got a poopy in his eye, Mice will help us understand why getting high gives you the munchies, Shirtly Temple died yesterday, you have to call Justin Bieber Bizzle now, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

551 02/17/2014 Big Guy with a Sandwhich

Coming up on TMS: Arny makes a last stand, fiinally got to see Tim from The Office try and snatch that rock from Bernadork Flumberslach, there are 3 eagles, that is one hefy late fee, how to get a donkey penis through the TSA, the Henson's loose another one of their own, the Lego movie rules the box office this week, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

552 02/18/2014 Poops and Giggles

Coming up on TMS: A reminder that I'm not doing these sketches for poops and giggles, regardless of political slant you should be watching Mitt on netflix, there's a shortage of clowns in this country, we can now make our own lungs right at home, the new zealand prime minister is not a space lizard, O.J. Simpson is looking for a way out, Charlie Sheen gets married for the 4th time, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your chance to win a Wacom drawing tablet and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

553 02/19/2014 Norway Rules All It Surveys

Coming up on TMS: What to do when you're intimidated by a tattoo lady, turns out snake preachers can die of snakes too, Norway owns the olympics, Jimmy Fallon and the new Tonight Show, VH1 wants you to watch naked people date, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

554 02/20/2014 The Korean Kids Rule

Coming up on TMS: More tattoo concerns than you can shake a stick at, an update on Olympic metals per country, 72 year old man still has it where it counts, Scott might soon have a huge serving of Google Fiber in his diet, Miley and Leto are hooking up, Charlie Sheen's new lady is already married, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

555 02/24/2014 King of the Cake

Coming up on TMS: When you find out things about your childhood way after they happened, dead rat in a cake was not what that old man was hoping for on his birthday, Comcast and Netflix are buddies again, Heroes is coming back and some people care, nobody seems to be able to fight toe to toe with the LEGO movie, Major Spoilers, Geek Food, a final day of the Wacom contest and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

556 02/25/2014 Blood in Your What?

Coming up on TMS: We give someone a brand new wacom tablet today, why a fully dressed man at the gym is a bad sign, the final metal count is up for interpretation, eating BBQ and fried food gives you brain problems, Art from Justified thinks he's Justified, Beiber's new neighbors are not interested in seeing him, Alec Baldwin is quitting everything, rest in peace Harold Ramis, Fitness Geek, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

557 02/26/2014 Soy Sass Pocket

Coming up on TMS: So I guess you guys are getting a 5th show a week now, Nerdtacular Tickets are going fast, someone put baby poop in the sausage, Florida Man in HOT water, Selfies are much more gross than you thought, Bill Murray remembers his friend Harold Ramis, Bieber already in troule in Atlanta, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

558 02/27/2014 Pokemon!

Coming up on TMS: TMSPM is born, what do dog walkers and pokemon fans have in common, Pizza Hut closes down because employee is the worst, there are some confused japanese tourists in Salt Lake City, Bieber will go ahead and stand trial, we have a new starwars villian to worry about now, we play Call Now and read your emails on this episode of The Morning Stream.

559 03/03/2014 Why You Gotta Touch My Hair?

Coming up on TMS: The Oscars happened and life goes on anyway, how cool is Diablo now, waking up in your own body bag, Twitter could prevent HIV infections, who won and who lost in hollywood last night, Bill Murray snuck in a nice tribute to his buddy Harold Ramis last night, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

560 03/04/2014 Leo the Lion

Coming up on TMS: I wish I was a boy scout now, the Pope dropped an F-bomb, real Zelda sword stabs a dude, the Oscars did the big numbers on sunday, what's your travolta name, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

561 03/05/2014 Cosmic Micro Food

Coming up on TMS: Let's play a little South Carolina trivia, what did you do to cost your dad 80 grand overnight, old man caught manipulating in the hall, Barbie wants to live on air and sunlight alone, SCOJO and her pregnancy could cause problems for the Avengers, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

562 03/06/2014 Festering Leg Hole

Coming up on TMS: Tonight tonight tonight oh oh, why local government is full of poop, Russia has a serious PR problem this week, you can leagally do something terrible in Massachusetts, Miley is reading her own lyrics in concert, 12 years a slave has fans who've never seen it, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

563 03/07/2014 TMSPM: It Starts Here

Tonight, on TMSPM: This is actually happening, an update on the Scott vs the City case, a 2nd baby cured of aids, Oscar Mayer wants to wake you up with bacon, bus-sized asteroid came close to hitting us again and Bruce Willis was nowhere to be found, that Peabody movie is getting so so reviews, Twitter Time and more on this episode of TMSPM

564 03/10/2014 It Done Got Burnt

Coming up on TMS: Those breath people have a website, Nick Searcy wants to say something to twitter, what happens when you eat your girlfriend's money, you can't actually drive around to get rid of drunkenness, Costas said to have gotten pink eye from a bad botox treatment, 300 sequel eats Mr. Peabody's lunch, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

565 03/11/2014 A Different Perspective

Coming up on TMS: 14 fast food items that employees say you should never order, we can NEVER go to the mall again, the ultimate ticket agent, taking selfies before and after you rob the bank, Bieber did a deposition and now we HAVE to send him back to Canada, the final moments of Steve Irwins life, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

566 03/12/2014 Marry Me

Coming up on TMS: Some emails have to be seen to be believed, home owner had some trouble with his agents, Bachmann says the country is being bullied by them gaze, Keith Richards wrote a children's book, Lena Dunham is OUT, Frozen is a satanic tool for indoctrinating our children, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

567 03/13/2014 TMSPM: Voice of a Generation or Something

Tonight, on TMSPM: 9 things that are too crazy to believe, Captain Kirk is in trouble in Middle Earth, that missing flight might be on China satellite images, being tricked into seeing your mom's naked photos, Hal Douglas is no more, your tweets and more on this episode of TMSPM

568 03/17/2014 That's a Big Nut

Coming up on TMS: Berdum is back and this time it's personal, Fred Phelps is on deaths door, we have an update on the man with the 132 pound scrotum, Miley and her tongue are getting sued, Newman is just fine after another internet celebrity death hoax, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

569 03/18/2014 The Animated Pope

Coming up on TMS: What role does Dick VanDyke play in your life, in India two heads are weirder than one, Florida Man really likes Rambo, Kiss and Def Leppard think it's time to rock and roll again, American Horror Story wants to go to the carnival, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

570 03/19/2014 Taco Bell Headache

Coming up on TMS: A hearthstone game for the ages, what do you get for burping loudly at Taco Bell, how close was THIS family, Star Wars 7 starts filming in May, Disney Pixar sequels are potentially exciting, Cyrus lost her tour bus y'all, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

571 03/20/2014 In Their Own Slimey Something

Coming up on TMS: Brian and I are not what you think we are, strict parents make chubby children, lady sets fire to car over a McFlurry, The Muppets movie thing has some reviews now, Netflix snags some old school talent, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

572 03/20/2014 TMSPM: Torso Talk

Tonight, on TMSPM: Fred Phelps is taking his hate speach to the grave, 16 year old snuck past 40 million dollars of security, Emma Stone loved the Spice Girls more than Brian, scientists tell us about the hell chicken, humans can sure smell a lot of stuff, we're joined by guest Wil Harris and more on this episode of TMSPM

573 03/24/2014 20 Feet is a Lot of Beef

Coming up on TMS: I test brian in a very backwards way, Noah is getting all kinds of hell from some people, what does it take for people to eat 20ft sausages, Florida Man drinks a lot and then does some terrible things, you might not know James Rebhorn but you know everything he's ever done, Mila and Ashton are expecting a 70's baby, Major Spoilers, Geek Food, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

574 03/25/2014 There Are Four Bags

Coming up on TMS: The 15 worst places to go, if you're gonna go to Walgreens put on some pants, why were condoms filled with cocaine shipped to the Pope, we have a picture of Ultron sitting on an Ultra chair, GWAR loses one of their own, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

575 03/26/2014 Weird European Heat

Coming up on TMS: Reaping souls has never been this much fun, Scott cheated with the dog yesterday, E-Cigarettes could be poisonous, Florida Woman did a terrible thing on her lawn, P. Diddy is Puff Daddy again, Captain America is ready to retire, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

576 03/27/2014 You Dope Brain

Coming up on TMS: People should watch Mud, let's go on an adventure, all men in North Korea want to have the most styling haircuts of all time, what would drive YOU to pepper spray your law professor, Pepper Potts is out of the marriage business, the creator of Teddy Ruxpin is out for the count, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

577 03/27/2014 TMSPM: 1 Second of Your Day

Tonight, on TMSPM: My daughter wants another dog and I am not letting it happen, Joan Rivers continues to say crazy things, Mom Arrested for drinking and breastfeeding, Crispi Bacon trouble, Twitter Time, a visit from Eric and more on this episode of TMSPM

578 04/01/2014 Your Aioli is Showing

Coming up on TMS: My smoke detector is haunted and I want to kill it, it's true what they say about True Detective, that fork is for eating, diet soda is on its way out, Michael Jackson releases a new album from the grave, Bieber got booed in his home country of Canada, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

579 04/02/2014 Cupcakes on Demand

Coming up on TMS: What's the deal with new restaurants, I'm here in vegas, new reasons NOT to pee in the pool, man tries to shoot his puppy and it goes really wrong after that, we have a new Doctor Doom to talk about, Pat Boone is in trouble with the man, Recomentals, Tom's Tech TIme, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

580 04/03/2014 TMSPM: All Hail Lord Nerzook!

Tonight, on TMSPM: What would vegas smell like after 700 years, Lego is here to destroy your souls, Batman TV creator dies, Cobain death scene some 20 years later, Franco is kind of a creap it turns out, your Tweets and more on this episode of TMSPM

581 04/07/2014 Crap Ton of Hot Pockets

Coming up on TMS: What's the deal with hotel sinks, Captain America and Noah were movies to see, dude broke into a massage parlor and at a crap ton of hot pockets, Putin is gonna have a hard time getting a taco, Cyrus has a new dog now, Goonies sequel is still probably going to happen, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

582 04/08/2014 Did What in the Elevator?

Coming up on TMS: Noah had giant rock people in it, speaking of Noah it's no stranger to some irony, now here's something you should never do in a courthouse elevator, Peter Mayhew to put on the fur at least one more time, Bieber tore up a Walmart in his home town, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

583 04/10/2014 That Bee Looks Fishy

Coming up on TMS: A bee tried to sting me, don't try and kill bugs with fire, Windows XP comes to the end of the line, Paul Stanley says most of his Kiss bandmates were anti-Semitic, let's watch the longest Simpsons marathon ever, Archie died, Therapy Thursdays, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

584 04/10/2014 TMSPM: Body Heat Powers My Stuff!

Tonight, on TMSPM: Amazon is buying all the things, the Colbert Report is going away and he's moving to CBS, Human Ken meets Human Barbie, Atheiest attacks dude what looks like Jesus, wearables will be powered one day by your HOTNESS, Twitter Time, an app review with Eric and more on this episode of TMSPM

585 04/14/2014 If Wishes were Dishes from Horses and Fishes

Coming up on TMS: Someone took away my hornet's nest, prom will never be the same after KFC has it's way with it, teen does a bad thing on a plane, banana girl eats nothing but bananas, Kate Upton makes a shocking discovery, Captain America still ruling the box office in week two of release, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

586 04/15/2014 Combo Dreams

Coming up on TMS: Walter White has invaded my life, US Airways tweets something pretty terrible, a Florida man really wants a shower and your lunch meat, Fargo on FX is getting solid reviews, Mad Men might need to get out of here afterall, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

587 04/16/2014 Pee on the Alamo

Coming up on TMS: How people deal with their financial lives, getting time for peeing on the Alamo, casual pot use is jacking up your brain if this study has anything to say about it, AC/DC is getting out of the rock and roll business, David Fincher says nay to the Jobs movie, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, Geek Food, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

588 04/17/2014 Anger Man!

Coming up on TMS: If you wanna talk about a book you should probably read it too, man licked an eyeball and go the book thrown at him, idiot in Boston is getting evaluated as we speak, cutting of your what and jumping off a what, Fast & Furious gets a little help from some brothers, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

589 04/17/2014 TMSPM: Wonderful Lobby

Tonight, on TMSPM: Florida man is really really hungry, X-Men has more trouble than just evil robots, doubt no more that we are getting a doubtfire sequel, what would you do with 4 feet and 4 hands, that hotel lobby has a fecal matter problem, twitter time and more on this episode of TMSPM

590 04/21/2014 Our Hump

Coming up on TMS: Easter is fine and all until someone finds a dead body, you don't get to ask Miss America to your prom, we have a message for that dude at the playground, Bieber will NOT be sent back to Canada, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard have something really wierd in their bedroom, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

591 04/22/2014 Judge Dredding It

Coming up on TMS: I am kickin A with my hunter deck right now, the pen is mightier than the gang sign, powdered alcohol has arrived, Miley is actually rather ill right now, Captain American defeats Jesus and Johnny Depp, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

592 04/23/2014 There Are Spider Men Everywhere!

Coming up on TMS: I test Brian's metal when it comes to hero stuff, the internet will make you less depressed when you're old, selfie dude made a crap ton of money based on his stupidity, Colbert visits Dave, Hurwitz is gonna do something NEW for netflix, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

593 04/24/2014 Did What In the Woods Now?

Coming up on TMS: what cities make YOU laugh the most, we are ALL wimps, we talk about the worst lady diet of all time, all that pot could lead to broken hearts, Meg Ryan joins the cast of this generation's "After MASH", Sony Pictures wants live action Barbie to happen and soon, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

594 04/24/2014 TMSPM: That Island Has Internet

Tonight, on TMSPM: The final hobbit movie has a title finally, what TV anti-hero are YOU, Silicon Valley is at the center of the worst drought ever, no corndog is worth dying over, lots of people turn the big five oh in 2014, tweeter time and more on this episode of TMSPM

595 04/28/2014 It Burns When I Pee

Coming up on TMS: Scott spends some time with the old rich, which state in the union is the nerdiest, diggers found all those old atari carts in the desert, man lost at sea is pretty sure he didn't eat the guy he was traveling with, Spiderman enjoying some nice early reviews so far, Beyonce is the most influential person in the world, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

596 04/30/2014 Bag Lady

Coming up on TMS: We have a great story about a poo bag lady, Stone Cold Steve Austin is in trouble for likin' them gaze, man photoshops himself into his girlfriends photos, Paul Simon got in a fight with Edie Brickell but not the new boheimians, the Star Wars cast was announced AND shown, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

597 05/01/2014 Small Parts

Coming up on TMS: The Therapy Show is a go go, free comic book day could be magical, Mayor Ford might finally get some damn help, man uses crowd-funding to save his pet's penis, Jennifer Lawrence is a clumsy drunk, can Mr. Poo save india, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

598 05/01/2014 TMSPM: Gah-Rilled

Tonight, on TMSPM: That sonic dude can suck it, what song lyrics would YOU pay a million dollars for, Hugh Jackman's weiner popped out, the Simpsons finally get what's coming to them, who robs a store with a potato anyway, your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM

599 05/06/2014 Lacross Playing Fart Sniffers

Coming up on TMS: FCBD was cray cray this year, how much did you have to pay for a Big Mac back in the day, robbery is better with a pitchfork, would you marry your porn filled laptop, Pitt and Jolie to make another movie together, more trouble for Fryan Singer, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

600 05/07/2014 Hi, My Name is Tarzan

Coming up on TMS: The ape man came to my house and he had something to sell, what happens when you get an accidental vasectomy, dancing with the rooster in the pale moonlight, Miley did NOT OD on Molly, Game of Thrones has a new record to share, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Episode 601 to 700 Edit

Episode Number Date Run Time Show Notes


601 05/08/2014 Pro Bro-No

Coming up on TMS: Well yesterday sure took a turn, Scott might be a racist, Brian has t-shirt stories, Soy Sauce to treat HIV, if you are gonna rob the place make sure you get gas while yer there, another Flintstones movie in the works, Spider-Man 2 is making people mad, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

602 05/08/2014 TMSPM: The Corn-Dog Viking

Tonight, on TMSPM: Bieber and Rogan get it on on twitter, Tony the Tiger is no longer GREAT, The Flash is flashing on TV soon, there's a new Unreal Tournament coming and Scott can't freakin wait, Twitter Time and more on this episode of TMSPM

603 05/12/2014 Up The Deal

Coming up on TMS: The weird book experience I had, Scott has a dark theory about super hero movies, Ann Curry was rescued by a bunch of boy scouts, a driver drove around town with a dummy next to him, Neighbors kick Spiderman out of the neighborhood, Larry Wilmore will fill a spot at Comedy Central, Geek Food, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

604 05/13/2014 The Cat Came Back

Coming up on TMS: What the hell does Cranial Fun mean, SciFi loses a big one, so what's naked man up to these days, the cat really DID come back, lots of shows got cancelled this year, Casey Kasem is nowhere to be found, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

605 05/14/2014 New Name For a Day

Coming up on TMS: I think I became an accidental drinker, the Pope wants to get the aliens to church, the British have large amounts of cocaine in their water, Spider-Man might just be coming back to Marvel afterall, we get an early peek at the new Batman suit, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

606 05/15/2014 McCrunchy Nutts

Coming up on TMS: We had the best online webinar of all time, Howard Porter is the man, US Postal still trying to get that damed letter delivered, mystery pooper has been captured, George RR Martin uses some old stuff to type his business, Bieber is now a thief, Lilly Allen almost did a weird thing, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

607 05/16/2014 TMSPM: Warm Ice

Tonight, on TMSPM: Blade Runner 2 wants to being Han Solo back, Beiber talks about his robbery allegations, wanna keep your sperm safe use lots and lots of bat poo, Colorado river is gonna spill over again, your tweets, a visit from IceWarm and more on this episode of TMSPM

608 05/19/2014 Kearns is a Dump

Coming up on TMS: The lake was really nice this weekend, what's it like going back to HighSchool all these years later, Google has eyes for Twitch, teen got his arm back after the pasta machine stole it, Godzilla made god-like money over the weekend, Sum 41 was almost Sum 40, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

609 05/21/2014 Heaven From Hell

Coming up on TMS: Talking to high school kids aint all that bad, the real difference between children and adults, don't fart in THAT lady's face, don't trust palm readers in a Walmart parking lot, Pat Sajak might be an internet troll, gluten is on the ropes, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

610 05/22/2014 Dog Launcher

Coming up on TMS: Daily did something terrible on our walk yesterday, don't forget that YOU want the morning BREW, a higher power told that teacher what to do with the skateboard, do NOT get into that hottub, we talk about a dude who can't stop burping, True Detective season 2 has it's star actor, McDonalds wants you to eat more stuff, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

611 05/22/2014 TMSPM: We Have Our Teams

Tonight, on TMSPM: We pick who's going head to head in the Frogpants AllStars this year, Chuck E Cheese in all into virtual reality, Batman and Superman settle on a name for their new movie, Aliens are definitely out there, NYC man stole and delivered all the bread, twitter time and more on this episode of TMSPM

612 05/27/2014 Suckin' The Cheese

Coming up on TMS: Our weekend was filled with X-Mans and Godzeeras, BurpStep takes the music world by storm, a listener creates Honky Tonk This, and Suckin the Cheese, I did NOT ask for that in my chicken dinner, my hip tastes funny, Culkin storms off stage with his Kazoo, why Quicksilver can be in two places at once, Ant-Man and Edgar Write are not buddies anymore, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, scary Chucky Cheese statistics and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

613 05/28/2014 Pacific Jim

Coming up on TMS: Morgan Freeman goes just a little bit higher, Utah is generous as hell, don't use the internet to diagnose yourself, the heaviest man alive is no longer alive, Bill Murray has relationship advice, Steve Perry still doing the open arms thing, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

614 05/29/2014 But She's MY Pain in the Arse

Coming up on TMS: Why was that Subway guy so nice to me, keep an eye on your Honda, snake handler son also got bit, Hulu is all about the Community, Levar Burton wants to read your rainbow, Brad Pitt can now talk about Fight Club, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

615 06/02/2014 Wario the Cabby

Coming up on TMS: Netflix errors are really funny, Vegas always has funny things happening in it, the whole world is fatter than ever, dog poo on a flight means bad news for everyone, Alice died over the weekend, Angelina did really well over the weekend, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

616 06/03/2014 Finish Him

Coming up on TMS: We actually get to that Netflix story today, are there any lawyers in the house, aliens need their own embassy in Canada, flinging cat poop at a parade, Tarantino and Thurman are foot buddies, Lupita joins Star Wars, Fitness Geek and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

617 06/04/2014 Hi There, Ladies

Coming up on TMS: Those girls at the park made me feel ancient and creepy, the FBI stopped a bomb threat beacuse of twitter and stuff, the oldest pants in the world, Jonah Hill is in trouble for not likin them gaze, Brad Pitt addresses his attacker, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

618 06/05/2014 Go Home or Go Bigg

Coming up on TMS: The Matrix was the last cool thing the Wachowskis made, beware the norovirus, Hawaii has a bottled snake problem, Justin Bieber sang a terrible song, looks like some sweet leaks on the Star Wars set, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

619 06/05/2014 TMSPM: The Boy Can EAT!

Tonight, on TMSPM: I think you have corn in your pants, water is mad, Houston we have a house sale, Gary Glitter is in trouble, Twitter Time and more on this episode of TMSPM

620 06/09/2014 Barfed on my Lanyard

Coming up on TMS: We walked right up to the edge of tomorrow and liked what we saw, 20 million people can't be wrong, Hershey is not happy about pot sold in their packaging, Tracy Morgan got in a really bad car accident, Bill Waterson ninja returns to comics, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

621 06/10/2014 Camel Milk Toe

Coming up on TMS: That one time by the construction site, what song was written for YOU, we are never getting rid of our cars, Camel Milk might fill our bellies soon, Nicolas Cage likes to wear his own T-shirt, Sandra Bullock thought she heard a noise and she was right, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

622 06/11/2014 Three E's

Coming up on TMS: My advice is don't watch war movies right before bed, Netflix might be getting Star Trek and that's awesome, oldest living man died at 111, Game of Thones finale is supposed to be the best thing ever, Marvel and Netflix bring Vincent in to be a Kingpin, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

623 06/12/2014 Meat Rushmore

Coming up on TMS: What to do when a stranger flies at you out of nowhere, the oldest cat in the world is no longer the oldest cat in the world, we take a long look at Meat Rushmore, Casey Kasem is going off the air, Paula Deen is having a major comeback according to her, we have a Call Now session and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

624 06/13/2014 TMSPM: Crystal Methany

Tonight, on TMSPM: A dog licked me, and I don't know how I should feel about it. Brian sells his soul for a sol. Aaron Paul really knows how to turn on your xbox. Han Solo done got hurt, yo. You'll never guess where Crystal Metheny is from. 13 overlooked horror movies for your Friday the 13th. Twitter time and more, on this episode of TMSPM!

625 06/16/2014 It's a Ghost Town Out There

Coming up on TMS: Nerdtacular has just one tiny request. How good are you at training your dragon NOW? Bill Gates blew everyone's mind with one of his tweets. Mad Cow is really mad. Kasem finally signed off for the last time. Trebeck is the longest running host ever and Sajak is not happy about it. Major Spoilers. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

626 06/17/2014 Gooooooaaaaaaal

Coming up on TMS: I could make a habit out of this. Finding razerblades in your salad is not normal. Caffeine is more hardcore with boys. We have our Aquaman finally. Harrison Ford is gonna be doing something else for 8 weeks. Fitness Geek. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

627 06/19/2014 Think of the Little Guy

Coming up on TMS: Youtube sticks it to the little guy. They stabbed me, Link, they stabbed me with a sword. Spider-Man is in huge trouble. Game of Thrones season finale broke some nafarious records. Justin Bieber is off the hook for one of his bad decisions. Therapy Thursday. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

628 06/19/2014 TMSPM: Double Dupe

Tonight, on TMSPM: Why did that hippie flip me off? Harrison Ford broke a leg, not an ankle. 50 Cent thinks Jay Z is all hype. Taylor Swift really must like Law and Order SVU. King Kong stunt double finally dead. Your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM

629 06/23/2014 That Has to Sting

Coming up on TMS: How you should and should not be sleeping. Whole Foods was all out of birds. Youtube is NOT blocking your videos. Florida Man brings the party back to prison. Stephen King wishes he was George RR Martin. Harrison Ford is in a WHEEL CHAIR. Rian Johnson gets to make starwars movies. Sting is Stingy. Major Spoilers. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

630 06/24/2014 More Beard than Man

Coming up on TMS: Third Eagle really likes his eggs. North Korea officially condemns Franco and Rogen. Texas food store sold you bull penis. Pay your taxes, man! Storage Wars Man made an important decision. Fitness Geek. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

631 06/25/2014 How to Train Your Mother

Coming up on TMS: We need to Avenge the Avengers. A Rolling Stone gathers much cash. Google wants to register your dot com. Let's get that Predator back asap! George Lucas chooses wind over hippies. Recomentals. Tom's Tech Time. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

632 06/26/2014 TMSPM: More Dots

Tonight, on TMSPM: You won't believe the maps we have to talk about. Florida Mom in big trouble for being too vegan. The awesome new HBO show, The Leftovers. Sarah Jessica Parker coming back to tv to solve crime. Facebook does NOT have a teen problem. Help, I can't get the Iron Throne in my house! Your twitter questions and a visit from Hawkito on this episode of TMSPM

633 07/07/2014 N14 Edition: Salty Yogurt Hell

Join us for our BIG yearly live episode of TMS in front of the Nerdtacular 2014 audience! Enjoy!

634 07/08/2014 The Love, Feel It!

Coming up on TMS: Nerdtacular came and went and it was the best thing ever. Why was Scott peeing in his yard yesterday? Potato Salad finally gets the kickstarter it needed. Pot is short in Washington. The Floyd is Pink once again in 2014. There's no style like harry style. FItness Geek. Jury Duty. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

635 07/09/2014 Somebody Kilt My Battree

Coming up on TMS: I think the Blair Witch is hanging around my neighborhood. Dude falls asleep on camera and wants 10 million dollars for it. Utah get's in on the pot craze. Pinocchio will never have a long nose again. Transformers is transforming China one bad movie at a time. Recomentals. Tom's Tech Time. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

636 07/10/2014 Swings Too Far the Other Way

Coming up on TMS: Scott is a TERRIBLE gardener. The bird is ready to get the hell outta here. 5 things garbage men know about YOU. Naked dude wants to read a few verses. Emmys announced! Therapy Thursday takes on fitness pressure. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

637 07/14/2014 Fly Away, Little Birdy

Coming up on TMS: Scott’s role in life just got more complicated. Ever bird has to fly off sometime. Are you tweeting your marriage away? The CDC closes after some dingus lets all the bugs loose. Bieber gets probation. Christian Bale is up for some weird stuff. Major Spoilers. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

638 07/15/2014 Slow Decent Into Insanity

Coming up on TMS: It's the summer of biting my legs. Chuck E. Cheese is no place for hardcore drug use. Babies know how to hide their stash. Tracy Morgan strikes back at Walmart. There are no more Ramones. Fitness Geek. Jury Duty, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

639 07/16/2014 Go Fish a Duck

Coming up on TMS: I don't think you are supposed to fish for ducks. Microsoft is issuing a lot of pink slips soon. How much rotting meat on the highway is too much? Move over Thor, and meet Thorine! Jeff Goldblum is taken ladies. Recomentals. Tom's Tech Time. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

640 07/17/2014 The Marvel of it All

Coming up on TMS: Marvel is doing lots of weird stuff. Do NOT drink that lake water! How bad do you wanna kill that spider? Seth MacFarlane is in trouble over Ted. Where's Casey Kasem's body? We read a LOT of emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

641 07/18/2014 TMSPM: Did You Know?

Tonight, on TMSPM: I wanna mess with your head. Britney Spears sounds really bad. Gaga has some skeletons in her closet. The Purge needs to be purged. SNL is losing everyone. Twitter Time, and more on this episode of TMSPM.

642 07/21/2014 Personal Deathstar

Coming up on TMS: What would YOU do if a rocket hit you square in the noodle? We have Secret Identity Winners! Nestle says they are sorry for the penis they sent you. What do YOU wanna engrave on your iPad? Waiter, I did not order nail with my salad! Losing James Garner is hard. The Apes rule the box office again! Major Spoilers. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

643 07/22/2014 Hoaxsters

Coming up on TMS: What exactly is in those fries of yours? Hey, whatcha gonna do with all that underwear? Hasbro says no to 3D printed weiners. The Simpsons goes LONG on August 21st. Miley Cyrus is not nearly as dead as the internet would have you believe. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

644 07/23/2014 How'd Those Flags Get There

Coming up on TMS: There aint nothin scarier than gettin chased by two angry geese. 9 year old marries an elderly woman! Hey, who switched the flags at the Brooklyn Bridge?? X-MEN get all up in your VR at comiccon. Snoop Dog says he got high in the Whitehouse bathroom. Recomentals. Tom’s Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

645 07/24/2014 Microsoft Fries

Coming up on TMS: Pixels looks super cool at ComicCon. Dirty Girl Mud won't pay me back! Sniffing farts might be good for you! Spiderman MUST wait another year or two! The Late Show will stay in New York City. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

646 07/24/2014 TMSPM: Naked Bacon

Tonight, on TMSPM: How far will Florida man go? Superman is a Jedi! ScoJo's mind is 90% ready. Tara Reid is really confused. Kelsey Grammer is a baby machine. Beiber was a real douche at Disneyland. Twitter Time and more on this episode of TMSPM

647 07/28/2014 We Put the Coma in Coma-Con

Coming up on TMS: I saw some grim things at Cherry Hill. Stephen tells us that San Diego tells Salt Lake City to CEASE AND DESIST! Comixology goes DRM free! We get a good look at Wonder Woman. Can we talk about that Mad Max trailer? Star Trek meets the APES! Starwars in comics again and all is well. Our first video game segment with Veronica Belmont! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

648 07/29/2014 What Have We Here

Coming up on TMS: Walmart is making you eat something really horrible. 25 of the most healthy cities! Farting on France is a real thing! One Direction goes another direction. George RR Martin has things to say about South Park. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

649 07/30/2014 Snap Stacks of Money

Coming up on TMS: Lots of us are avoiding soda now. Fist bumps are way less gross than handshakes. A priest says the devil won't stop spamming him. Paramount did NOT meant to do that tweet…or did they? That Japan dude from DieHard…died. Nicole's Recomentals. Tom's Tech Time. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

650 07/31/2014 In Sprite of the Banana

Coming up on TMS: What women look at is not what men look at at all. Don't fly your plane so close to shopping centers. Red Robin wants to kill you. Legolas took a swing at the Beibs. Interstellar is starting to look stellar. Random Emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

651 07/31/2014 TMSPM: The Captain Next Door

Tonight, on TMSPM: Where did Mario go? Sharnado 2 was a big hit and that's bad for us. SpongeBob might be the big thing this next year. We are totally getting a Mike Tyson movie. Dick Smith died. Twitter Time and more on this episode of TMSPM

652 08/04/2014 Clip Clop

Coming up on TMS: Let’s talk about some spoiler-free Guarding of the Galaxy, shall we? Poor old men in the bathroom. Your dentist is a lot better than this dentist. Utah man fired because he used a normal word. GotG made a LOT of money over the weekend. Bill Murray can really play a bear when he needs to. Major Spoilers. Press V to Play! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

653 08/05/2014 Why Bother

Coming up on TMS: The amazing adventures of goose and doodle! What did YOU find in your Ikea bags? We are now testing people in the US for Ebola virus. The Expendables 3 looks to be just like the other two. Big Bang got BIG new pay checks. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

654 08/07/2014 Parking Lots & Dirty Sweden

Coming up on TMS: What's up in vegas? How much would you pay to look like Ken? 11 things about the Beatles that you likely did not know. One week later and the 70's hits are spinning! Batman V Superman got bumped. Arnold says he knows whats up in the new Terminator movie. Therapy Thursday! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

655 08/08/2014 TMSPM: Harry Peter

Tonight, on TMSPM: Teaching is really the unsung profession. Harry Potter wants to show you his Hairy Peter. I’d totally watch half time at the Superbowl if Al came and sang. Lady Gaga got sick in Colorado. DC is rolling out 20 damn movies in a row. Twitter Time and more on this episode of TMSPM

656 08/12/2014 Apparently I've Never Been on the News

Coming up on TMS: Robin Williams was a legend. Let's get a report on Vegas! How come all the hipsters are in Salt Lake City all of the sudden? What did the Turkish man say when he saw a two headed dolphin? Florida braces for a big natural nightmare! Better Call Saul teaser seen in the wild. Game of Thrones killed off another actor. Fitness Geek. Jury Duty. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

657 08/13/2014 Knife From the Sky

Coming up on TMS: Time to test brian! What did you find in your bun again? Knife fell out of the sky and into the head of China Man! Lauren Bacall has died. Jeff Bridges had really nice things to say about the Fisher King. Recomentals! Tom’s Tech Time. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

658 08/14/2014 How Much to Bless My Car?

Coming up on TMS: A shout out to some of you lefties out there. The dictionary has some super dumb new words in it now. Buddhist monks are pissing everyone off. Gene Simmons has something to say to immigrants. Jason Momoa is gonna get all wet. Courtney Stodden is back with her old man. Therapy Thursday. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

659 08/15/2014 TMSPM: Nobody Puts George RR in the Corner

Tonight, on TMSPM: What's up, Fergusen? Robin Williams had other stuff he couldn't talk about. Twitter vows to figure out ways to show jerks the door. Godzilla gets a new movie in 2018. Michael Cera says there's money in the banana stand still. Twitter time and more on this episode of TMSPM

660 08/18/2014 That Don't Come in a Brick

Coming up on TMS: I bought a SUIT for the 1st time in 18 years! Where to hide meth when you’re in an accident. The doctor told you to do what now? Gene Simmons makes even more people mad. Mr. T has pitty for the fool that makes him do jury duty. Major Spoilers! V for Video Games! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

661 08/19/2014 The Long Haul

Coming up on TMS: I have to dump ice on my head now. How would YOU try and get out of a wedding? Why is the earth farting? The Rock is gonna be all up in your DC movies. Jackie Chan’s son is a pothead. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

662 08/20/2014 You're as Cold as Ice

Coming up on TMS: So I went ahead and did that ice bucket deal. The TMS Flasks are now officially a thing. Star Wars Rumor Generators! You had an apartment full of jars of what now? Don’t be humpin no chairs, yo. The Superbowl Halftime show is down to three choices, none of which are weird al. True Blood guy drinks REAL blood. Recomentals. Tom’s Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

663 08/21/2014 Boots and Pants

Coming up on TMS: Let’s go ahead and arrest that nice 90 year old lady, ok? Spiders get way bigger in the city. Where did they put Robin Williams body? Foo Fighters add one more to the roster. Therapy Thursday! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

664 08/25/2014 Johnson v Goose

Coming up on TMS: Gonna have to take on the kingpin one way or the other. How much are YOUR comics worth? Dude kept all his nail clippings in a jar. Lady has a stash of fake babies to do her bidding. Richard Attenborough is no more. Sin City is NOT doing well at ALL! Major Spoilers! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

665 08/26/2014 They Emmys Were..Predictable

Coming up on TMS: How did them emmys go? Nobody likes a Gypsy. What the hell happened with that Twitch deal? Sarah Silverman likes to make pot portable. Cloris Leachman is the lord of Photobombs. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

666 08/27/2014 The Devil Episode

Coming up on TMS: Let's see how Brian does at a little morning trivia. Burger King buys Tim Hortons. Airline goes down because people are horrible. Full House is coming back, baby! Neil Young files for divorce after 36 years. Recomentals. Tom's Tech Time. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

667 08/28/2014 Coming up on TMS: There are things about Ghostbusters you just simply do not know. Trash burning can cause problems...duh! What does it take to lose an 85 year old lady? Hello Kitty is not a cat! Uma and Quentin, sittin in a tree. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
668 08/28/2014 TMSPM: Bananas and Sprite

Tonight, on TMSPM: We make Darrell do a terrible thing to his body. Brad and Angelina tie the damned knot already! Joan Rivers is in some real trouble. X-Men director does not have to worry so much anymore. GoPro goes DogPro. Twitter time and more on this episode of TMSPM

669 09/02/2014 Sweaty Nerd Hall

Coming up on TMS: I got my first traffic ticket EVER! Hook does not really have much of a hook anymore. You need a new dog! Old man makes baby do the ice bucket challenge. Lots of naked people are really made this week. Joan Rivers coming out of her coma. Jury Duty! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

670 09/03/2014 Sup Cracker

Coming up on TMS: Sometimes you can’t be fooled so easy. Pepper spray, right back atcha! Nude photo leak not tied to server security breaches after-all. Bieber charged with something new! Jimi Jamison is no more. Recomentals. Tom’s Tech Time. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

671 09/04/2014 My Condition was in

Coming up on TMS: 19 crazy facts about everyone's favorite movie. We have an update on Mendoza! Pilots and flight crews have a bad risk it turns out. Another plane had a seat problem. Kaley Cuoco is putting on a good face about all this. Game of Thrones shockers incoming! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

672 09/04/2014 TMSPM: Like a Dry Fountain at the Bellagio

Tonight on TMSPM: Joan Rivers is no more. Bill Doran is here! Nude photo leak going up in a gallery! Disney does not like techno. Betty White is NOT no more. Your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM

673 09/08/201 Bring Your Stink Bag

Coming up on TMS: Let me tell you a tale of costumes and sweat. 9 year old stole a bus and looked good doing it. Teacher did a lap dance in texas with a student. Drew Carey does the right thing by the boy. Paramount is signing up for two more Terminator movies. Major Spoilers! V for Video Games. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

674 09/09/2014 Super Doobie Bros

Coming up on TMS: Stuff you really wanna know about Taylor Swift. How cute do you look in sweats? Make sure and bring your Hobo Attire. The arches fall on eaters. Denzel wants to be in the next 007 movie. The Late Late Show just got a new dude. Fitness Geek! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

675 09/10/2014 The Entire Pizza

Coming up on TMS: That pizza is really good! Destiny is also pretty good! Microsoft wants to build things with pixelated bricks. Pardon me, but I think this set of bed sheets smells like horse pee. Joan Rivers might have not had the best care ever. 50 shades of grey has a way of making a man crazy. Recomentals, Jury Duty! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

676 09/11/2014 Bag of Tiny What?

Coming up on TMS: I am an Amazon remote warehouse now. Olive Garden wants to stuff your face with pasta. 99 Red Balloons performed with a bunch of red balloons. 23 Jump Street is greenly! Alex Trebek gets his groove back. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

677 09/11/2014 TMSPM: Stick Out Your Chin

Tonight, on TMSPM: Where the hell is that Goose? We lost another Bond villian. People are ready to get the damn phone tonight. Dog Fur purse is a real thing you can get. 24 years with part of your brain missing. Your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM

678 09/15/2014 Hyperbole Man!

Coming up on TMS: Scott's teeth really do suck! Black Burgers really are as gross as they sound. The naked phone pic leaker says he feels like his privacy has been violated. Nicki Minaj wants to talk to her old highschool. The Palins are involved in a drunken snowmobile fight. Major Spoilers! V for Video Games. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

679 09/16/2014 Third Man!

Coming up on TMS: Mendoza is pissed. Scott and taylor have an agreement. Spiderman and Batman finally have it out in the streets of New York! Apple says they want you to have the right to refuse Bono's dumb glasses. Thicke was THICK when he made that blurred lines video. Gay is the new Straight. Fitness Geek and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

680 09/17/2014 Gotta Get Grocer

Coming up on TMS: New tooth, new day, get used to it. There's a bat mobile in the frogpants store! Cancer deaths could be cut in half. Papa Murphy has a sack problem. Jaon Rivers' doctor took a selfie. C-3PO has conditions. Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

681 09/18/2014 Blup Blup Blup

Coming up on TMS: Mendoza's clock is running out! You are gonna wanna listen to this Chris Metzen interview. Spiderman is now UNLIMITED! Teen armpit hair causes crash! I woke up with donkeys! Brad Pitt gets snubbed! Sharon cut herself for Ozzy. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

682 09/22/2014 Make Me a Third One

Coming up on TMS: People are married and Walmart don't care. For 20 years some guy played a cop. Sorry for my drug football. Hey, you've got a third boob there! Colin Farrell is True next season. That Maze Runner deal is big at the box office. Major Spoilers! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

683 09/23/2014 Figurative Nine Hours

Coming up on TMS: Hey, my lawn is not your bed, buddy! The White House had a pretty serious intruder. Threesome with a Homeless guy is the worst sitcom ever. Hulu is all into this Stephen King business. Kenan wants out of SNL. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

684 09/24/2014 Butt Bend

Coming up on TMS: Can I finally get my life back??? The 3 boobed lady is a FRAUD! A Chinese Twinkie box might yield some sweet loot! True Detective season 2 gets another guy. Hackers say they have lots more nudies. Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

685 09/25/2014 I Can Read Your Mind!

Coming up on TMS: What do you do when your server farts? Teacher thinks robots are here to kill us. My foot was stuck, officer! Charilie Sheen wants back in. NCIS spinoff did better than Coulson! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

686 09/26/2014 TMSPM: Beev Dawg!

Tonight, on TMSPM: Mendoza aint so tough. The Equalizer is awesome! NYC mayor killed a beaver! Do NOT eat those noodles! Bieber got a little hurt. Smuggler had turtles EVERYWHERE! Your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM

687 09/30/2014 Potato Face

Coming up on TMS: 2/3rds of an Equalizer is better than none at all! Wacom made Scott think he was going mad! Much a do about Coverville! Everyone meet Tree-sus. Teacher, my sucker tastes like a hippy. Denzel is on TOP! Lennifer Jopez got rear-ended! Fitness Geek. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

688 10/01/2014 Showtime Jerks

Coming up on TMS: The best tropes are the sexist tropes! Darrell goes blue! Ebola is here finally! That mexican kid sure has a lot of Harry Potter stuff! AC/DC has some bad news. Tracy Morgan is all ticked with Walmart again! Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

689 10/02/2014 Melty Imediately

Coming up on TMS: Mendoza tucks in for the winter! 9 pound hairball in the stomach is BAD! Woman's drunken rants go up on twitter! Ben Afleck had to deal with TOO much beef! Tony Bennett is the oldest artist with a number one album! Therapy Thurday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

690 10/03/2014 TMSPM: Then I Will Have to... Take the Knife

Tonight, on TMSPM: Adam Sandler sandlers up to Netflix with a nice idea. Sheen threw down with his dentist. Ohio woman sues over sperm! Facebook says sorry for the real-name thing for Drag Queens. Your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM

691 10/06/2014 The Morning Show 64

Coming up on TMS: I have a box of trolls to sell you. The kids have guns! Is that a potato in your uterus? Applebees punched an old guy. Another sex in the city movie? Bieber is ON again! Major Spoilers! V for Video Games! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

692 10/07/2014 Hippity-Hoppity

Coming up on TMS: Fruit Quiz!!! Ninja Turtle robbed a motel in SLC! Redbox is OUT! Next year, we will be wrapped in plastic! Drake is bigger than the beatles! Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

693 10/08/2014 Mountain Related

Coming up on TMS: Ronald has been holding back in his homeland! The 4 word Trek Story contest starts now! 17 hours is a LONG time! Backwards feet are not a problem! 7th Heaven becomes 7th hell. JenLaw says she is ticked about them photos! Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

694 10/09/2014 Anti-Dentite

Coming up on TMS: Scott is scary to teens! The bigger the body, the bigger the fire! Gates and Balmer no longer speak! Even Scandal thinks Stephen Collins is scandalous! The Kutcher baby has a name! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

695 10/10/2014 TMSPM: Tomorrow Land Today

Tonight, on TMSPM: SNL looses one of the good ones. New Ghostbusters film will be a reboot! Jon Stewart is NOT doing Meet the Press. Kate Upton slingin the shite! Miley's date got busted. Board Game Time! Your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM

696 10/13/2014 Nice Day to Start Again

Coming up on TMS: The mall has fans in it! Beware the spider house! Doctor removes a football from a kid! SNL scores worst ratings ever! Archer changes some things around. Major Spoilers! V for Video games! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

697 10/14/2014 Your First Time

Coming up on TMS: The Blocking Dead is here! Remember when we talked about Columbus day yesterday? NASA says there's a big fart cloud over us right now! Missing Parrot has tales to tell. Batman get's his own lego spinoff movie! Gotham gets all the green lights! Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

698 10/15/2014 Gimme Gimme

Coming up on TMS: 17 things people who go to target don't want you to know! Patient hijacked an ambulance! Mars is about to attack us! Robert Downey Jr. is part of Captain America 3! Game of Thrones wants to educate you. Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

699 10/16/2014 All These Gates

Coming up on TMS: I watched Mendoza fly for the first time. What are you doing with that stuffed animal, sir?? The Ebola website is for sale! U2 is sorry for making you listen to their music. SNL tries to save things with big guests. Netflix made new Friends. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

700 10/21/2014 The Whole Buffalo

Coming up on TMS: Everyone drinks from legs in Vegas. The new setup is scary! Ebola Free is a good thing for Nigeria! Did you eat your salad in my closet? Nicki Minaj wants to shock you some more. Breaking Bad toys are bad for you! Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Episode 701 to 800 Edit

Episode Number Date Run Time Show Notes


701 10/22/2014 Crickets do not Taste Like Chicken

Coming up on TMS: Some states are worse than others. That coke might be killing your DNA. Lady stuck in the chimney! CW likes the flash! LaBeouf says he stalked Alec Baldwin. Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

702 10/23/2014 Watch the Food go Down

Coming up on TMS: VR podcasting might be in our futures. The WORST place to seek refuge when zombies are a foot! Marvel gives us something rad, and early. Goodfellas' actor does not like the Simpsons. Cigarette maker bans smoking. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

703 10/24/2014 TMSPM: Sun is Setting

Tonight, on TMSPM: Ebola might be going away again. Christian Bale did not have to do much to get the Jobs job. Kyle Chandler has a new show on netflix! Hitler Coffee Creamer is not popular. Adorkable is finally in the dictionary. Chit Chat with Dan! Your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM

704 10/27/2014 Archie Smarchie

Coming up on TMS: How did that whole Pace thing work out anyway? You are SCREWED if you wanna use those fancy new payment phone thingies. Man wanted a fix from his parole officer. The box office is SCARY! Kotter loses another one of their own. Major Spoilers! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

705 10/28/2014 Near Field Miscommunications

Coming up on TMS: The dirty birds have taken over the town! Starwars guys really get around. Vader is NOT allowed to vote! That Cockroach interupted me! Bumberflatch Scumberbloom is Doctor Strange! Taylor Kitsch is true! Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

706 10/29/2014 Check Out My Ruck Sack

Coming up on TMS: I took a walk down the BLVD! Google wants you to know when yer gonna die. Naked dude wants new junk laws. Marvel went CRAZY yesterday. Kevin Smith lost weight and a beard! Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

707 10/30/2014 Melt Cheese

Coming up on TMS: Brian can donate right now if he wants! Tesco has a problem with their packaging. Sexy ebola costumes are all the rage. George Clinton has things to say about his drugs. Harry Potter can rap, yo! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

708 10/31/2014 Our Trivia Pilot Show!

Join Scott, Brian, Tom, Justin, Nicole and YOU for our pilot trivia show! All yours on the regular if we unlock it on Patreon!

709 11/03/2014 Fade Into Us

Coming up on TMS: Katy Perry really likes her snack food. How was YOUR halloween! Play a LOT of video games in your browser! Do NOT put the egg beater in the lava, lady! Mama June aint getting paid neither. Age of Ultron nabs Idris Elba. Major Spoilers! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

710 11/04/2014 Done Deliberate

Coming up on TMS: MacDonalds has some sweet secrets. Snowpiercer is freakin weird! 107 million spiders and counting! White noise for your nose! Bale will NOT play Jobs afterall. Car Talk is mourning today. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

711 11/05/2014 Pocket Full of Chells

Coming up on TMS: My Emoji is racially diverse! 90 year old florida man fed some homeless people. Katie Melua has a spider house in her head! Kramer stole a LOT of Jerry's food. Kim Kardashian makes it hard to tell what she's saying. Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

712 11/10/2014 The Wrath of Con

Coming up on TMS: Scott is totally pooped and better for it. My name is Stephen, and I'm on here today! Snake eating can be dangerous! Something smells in this house. Seinfeld self-diagnosed himself. AC/DC drummer wants to rub you out. Big Hero 6 and Starwars stuff! V for Video Games. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

713 11/11/2014 The Viscous Taco

Coming up on TMS: So how is that Big Hero Six? It's theater time for Trek Nerds! The dangers of laundry detergents! Pizza Hut is the Borderlands of pizza places. Evil Dead coming to TV! JGL is gonna be Edward Snowden. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

714 11/12/2014 Two Bits

Coming up on TMS: Did you know we did a thing for you? Fart Gas in California! Never put a glowstick in the microwave. Being 100 makes you want to jump. Jen-Lo will NEVER join twitter! Robin Williams had other stuff too. Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

715 11/13/2014 You Ate My Cookies!

Coming up on TMS: Scott has a crazy theory about Big Hero 6. What can you learn from people at the movies. Action games make us smarter! Man gets a shovel up his hoo-hah! Robin and Ben not a thing anymore. Injuries that stayed in the picture. Therapy Thursday! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

716 11/14/2014 TMSPM: In LA LA Land

Tonight, on TMSPM: u2 was nearly in some big trouble! Duck Dynasty...the musical?? Brook Shields lost her virginity to Superman! Boy George is late to the party! Dan Dan the board game man! Your questions and more on this episode of TMSPM

717 11/17/2014 Meatloaf Surprise!

Coming up on TMS: What it feels like to near 100! The new office is really done this time! Idaho Teacher did a bad bad thing! Something's wrong with my meat! Depp might have a probem. The Osbournes are coming back. Major Spoilers! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

718 11/18/2014 Hobo Wizards

Coming up on TMS: Dumping spaghetti in your daughter's drink is a sign of love. Who are the biggest brands right now? Charles Manson ties the knot! Santa robbed a post office! HBO has the desire to make West World! Batman graces your DVD player! Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

719 11/19/2014 Uber Cocky

Coming up on TMS: That's not the test I came here for! Pot helps brain tumors go away! Florida Man robs a pizza man! Tom Hardy doing some cool stuff! Bieber gets all churchy! Recommentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

720 11/20/2014 Crispy Again!

Coming up on TMS: The things our kids do in 2014! That guy does not look like Guy! Mouth kissing is really gross! Woman set fire to her boyfriends house, with bacon! Thor is the sexiest demi-god alive! Barry Manilow says goodbye one last time. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

721 11/24/2014 The Yellow Blur

Coming up on TMS: Just another day at the lab! How do you get THREE thanksgivings!? Apple wants you to GET some apps. Boycotting Santa! Gosling says he don't care if you think he's sexy. Steve Jobs movie is no more at Sony! Major Spoilers! V for Video Games! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

722 11/25/2014 Cheat Week

Coming up on TMS: It's the bum scope for me! What can you make with weed this holiday season? Mars Skull is NOT A SKULL! Episode 7 teaser to be shown all over the country this weekend. 5 things Katy Perry needs to do a the Superbowl. Fitness Geek! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

723 11/26/2014 Dirt Pie

Coming up on TMS: What do people in this country eat on thursday? This week has the BLACKEST of fridays! Game controllers that hurt you when you play. How much are you eating? Why you should be excited about Jurrasic World. Jobs gets Universal treatment. Frozen is the new Barbie. Recommentals! Tom's Tech Time. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS Special: Coverthon, 2014 11/30/2014 TMS Special: Coverthon, 2014

A special hangout during the Coverthon this year. Enjoy!

724 12/01/2014 Smells Like Chocolate

Coming up on TMS: What do YOU smell like? The Coverthon happened! Since when are Egyptians not white? Dude had a real moment at Harvard! Freddie Prinze Jr. did not have Jr. surgery. Creed singer has some issues to work on. Major Spoilers! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

725 12/02/2014 Move the Micro

Coming up on TMS: I wanna die like Spiderman! Do not bad mouth the president's kids. HIV might be getting lamer and lamer over time. Hobbit films might not be the end of all this. Parks and Rec gonna not go out quietly. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

726 12/03/2014 The DMV Gods

Coming up on TMS: I got out of a pickle at the DMV. Mark knows ALL the old movies. Burt Reynolds needs your help! 11 things you must know about Arbys. Another day, another Cosby problem. We have our Suicide Squad! Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

727 12/04/2014 Pew Pew

Coming up on TMS: I want a trans-am! Gangnam Style broke Youtube. Sony wants to blame things on North Korea. 50 Cent can't get 50 cents out of his bank. Jimmy Fallon is a dad again! Therapy Thursday! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

728 12/05/2014 TMSPM: Riggity

Tonight, Terminate me now! What of football? Cosby strikes back. More Bond on the way. Sony has some secrets in that hack. Cumbersmack is officially "Strange". Your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM

729 12/08/2014 Imagine All The Peep Holes

Coming up on TMS: Scott nearly got into a nasty altercation. Trek 3 should have more Riker in it. Ralph Baer left quite the Odyssey. The 2-faced cat is dead. Miley Cyrus is on the road to Nashville! Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are ok! Major Spoilers! V for Video Games! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

730 12/09/2014 The Peen

Coming up on TMS: I came for the boardwalk, but stayed for the aliens. Strange odor made a plane land. Alaska has a lot of pigeon poo. Mark Wahlberg is really really sorry. George Lucas does not like spoilers. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

731 12/10/2014 Flesh Tone Ratio

Coming up on TMS: Sometimes your instincts are the right. Netflix wants you to Discover something. What videos filled your eyeballs in 2014. Finding Dory won't happen in the ocean. Diddy gives what for to Drake! Recommentals! Tom's Tech TIme! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

732 12/11/2014 A Magic Ring He Stole

Coming up on TMS: Can you smell what the Rock is cookin? Scott Johnson is EVERYWHERE! Lady eats a roll of WHAT every day? iPod Classics getting the big bucks on eBay! Kristen Dunst and Jessie Plemons are in for some Fargo. Letterman has a date with his demise! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

733 12/12/2014 TMSPM: The Globs

Tonight, on TMSPM: The Globs are in! Wahlberg lost 45k on purpose! Star Wars coming to disney in NEW form. Instagram has 300 million people taking selfies and food pictures now. Your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM

734 12/15/2014 Uncomfortable Mitt

Coming up on TMS: Scott had a "brush" with fame. Computers are still hard for your parents. How to sneak into a Victoria's Secret. The terrible food of 2014. Sony shaken and stirred. Gods and Kings of the box office. Major Spoilers! V for Video Games. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

735 12/16/2014 Cereal

Coming up on TMS: Dennys is scary at night. Mendoza should be cast in the movie. Don't be an idiot when it comes to proposing. What was this year's word of the year? Judy Blume is making books for us now. Clooney and others are embarrassed by this hack. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

736 12/17/2014 Spood Beast

Coming up on TMS: What to get that jerk teenager in your life for Xmas! That Zamboni made me sick! What happens when Lava takes out the gas station. Walking Dead II location scouted! Frozen director says sorry. Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

737 12/18/2014 Puddle of Mood

Coming up on TMS: Did I say something weird? A cow takes a hike from the butcher shop. Robin Williams was all over google this year. They cancelled that Interview movie entirely. Clifford lot it's creator. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

738 12/19/2014 TMSPM: No Movie for You!

Tonight, on TMSPM: Sony is in more JEPARDY than you might think! Even Team America is getting cancelled! Wonder how many kids Wonder has? Hogwarts was totally progressive. AskTMS and more on this episode of TMSPM

739 12/22/2014 All About that Base are Belond to Us

Coming up on TMS: What happens when you lose your people? Tony's place got ROBBED! There were also Jews at Hogwarts I guess. The Hobbitt had quite the haul. Tom Brokaw is recovering. Major Spoilers! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

740 12/31/2014 You Want Free Hotel Room?

Coming up on TMS: Scott has returned, and has tales to tell! The worlds largest wad of paper is finally here! Don't eat those caramel apples! Penny did NOT get a nose job. Dustin Diamond shanked a dude. Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

741 01/05/2015 Get Off the Road!

Coming up on TMS: Scott found something Brian HAS to have in his life. Happy new years, suckers! Don't wait that long to remove that car part. Back to the Future 2 had it all wrong. Movies are down! Razzies are up! Major Spoilers! V for Video Games! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

742 01/06/2015 Throw a GoPro

Coming up on TMS: More stories from the road! What would you do with your two wieners? Don't mind this knife in my skull. Sco-Jo wants to put a little ghost in the shell. Ellie May passes on. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

743 01/07/2015 Driveway Bum Smear

Coming up on TMS: Mendoza is on the frozen lake just lookin at me. A listener has predictions for our 2015. Old dudes will die from drinking before the young do. Family of Big Feet was fake! Bieber is now a Calvin Clien model! Fox has big plans for the next big movies. Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

744 01/08/2015 Hey There, Princess!

Coming up on TMS: What kind of Disney Princess is Brian? Did you see The Ant Man? Where is the Poopgangsta? Don't go to Disneyland this week! Angy Justin Bieber fans are angry. Netflix says more please to Marco Polo. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

745 01/09/2015 TMSPM: PucMan

Tonight, on TMSPM: Sushi can be good no matter where you are. The old man joins SHIELD. Travolta says "why you gotta touch my crime drama?" Utah is full of old dinosaurs. Eat my avocados! That snake ruined my night! Your questions and more on this episode of TMSPM

746 01/12/2015 Nobody Pees in the Notch Pool

Coming up on TMS: Our backs are destroyed by dreams. What it means to go all Grey. Farts get people in trouble in high school. Phone separation anxiety is a real thing, and makes you stupid. Let's talk about them GLOBS! Taken 3 has taken the box office again. Major Spoilers! V for Video Games! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

747 01/13/2015 Genius McGenius

Coming up on TMS: Avenge me twice, shame on me! TMS fans are everywhere. Be optimistic and you'll live longer. White House made a boo-boo. Kyle is back on board for Twin Peaks. Colbert gets a date with late night. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

748 01/14/2015 Closing Loopholes

Coming up on TMS: Mendoza is assembling an army. What does it say about you that Mario is in your bed! What do we actually LIKE about Star Trek anyway? Lean back your seat as far as you want! Sufer got lucky on the beach! Amazon nabbed the nerd! Jamie Lynn Spears had a spear! Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

749 01/15/2015 50 Ways to Leave your Bubbler

Coming up on TMS: What's the deal with public water fountain history? Nintedo says NO CHARGING! How smart are your plants? We have Oscar Nominations! James Cameron's period of release for Avatar sequels is late. Game of Where and When. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

750 01/16/2015 TMSPM: How Do You Pronounce That?

Tonight, on TMSPM: We remember the early 2000's. Snoop is a grandpappy! Sharknado 3 is a GO! Mariah is now a vegas thing. Flu shots are not all there this year. Dan Dan the Gameboard Man! Your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM

751 01/19/2015 The End in Sight

Coming up on TMS: Stupid Greenbay! Don't touch the comics. Why Zebras have stripes. How much is that ghost in the window? Fox is trying to get X-Files back on the air. Sniper sniped all the competition this weekend. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

752 01/20/2015 Letting That All Hang Out

Coming up on TMS: Don't touch those things you should buy! Jesus Bandit at it again. Couples are more likely to get into shape together. Timothy Olyphant on the end of Justified. TLC is back with a crowdfunding vengence. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

753 01/21/2015 Horse Butts

Coming up on TMS: In Treatment is good! The pope says quick mating like rabbits! Teen got busted for being the doctor! The Interview is coming to Netflix! Motley Crue trades in their guitars for walkers and soon! Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

754 01/26/2015 Turtle Head

Coming up on TMS: Let's talk about that test. We have a new film festival for you! What would YOU do! Worms in your nuggets. You can totally pee on your own floor. SAG likes Birdman. Galifianakis looks like a different dude. Major Spoilers! V for Video games! Your CALLS and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

755 01/27/2015 Rastlin

Coming up on TMS: Does no pot make scott a square boy? We have rules for film making! Here's your bag of cash, lady. Hmmmm...presidential hair. Emma Watson goes full disney. Xmen TV show coming to fox! Fitness Geek! Jury Duty! A couple calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

756 01/28/2015 Smoke TMS Every Day

Coming up on TMS: Brian tries to hack the system! Hashtags don't work that way! That cat ROSE FROM HIS GRAVE! That three breasted lady got busted. Ghostbusters is happening. Christ Pratt as Indiana Jones. Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

757 01/29/2015 Compulsory

Coming up on TMS: How harry is your knowledge? The SUPER FRUIT bowl happens this weekend. Sony is OUT of streaming! Johnny Depp is telling stories again! We have a new Job, one that wont make you sick! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

758 02/02/2015 Run the Freaking Ball!

Coming up on TMS: How was your Superb Owl? All of us turn 18 sometimes. Katy Perry is part of voltron, and is therefore Maximum Evil. 25 psychics try and pick a winner yesterday. We get to go Downton one more time. Starlord and Captain America make a deal. Major Spoilers! V for Video Games! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

759 02/03/2015 Greatly Appreciated

Coming up on TMS: Let's talk about twitter experiments! Katy Perry is evil afterall! Sell your what for 13k? Lohan is suit happy! Google your winnings! Fitness Geek! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

760 02/04/2015 Warehouse Living

Coming up on TMS: Get vaccinated! Where you gonna eat 6 tacos now? Sell your fake pee! Randy Quaid goes all the way. The Red Ranger is in big danger, stranger. Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

761 02/05/2015 Don't Feel the Reaper

Coming up on TMS: Look out, it's a TNT! What do you tell the hot couple by the lake? Robots learn to cook! Harper Lee finally gets off the pot! Jeff Bridges has the shoes! Mississippi loves 50 shades! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

762 02/06/2015 TMSPM: Slap That App

Tonight, on TMSPM: That hand was there the whole time! Bruce Jenner transitioning. Baz Luhrmann is doing some netflix business. Tofu with worms! Get your baby to mars! App Time! Your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM

763 02/09/2015 Slowly Drive on By

Coming up on TMS: Brian Broke Bad. Scott got ID'd! A horse needed a bath. Samsung is recording everything you say. Brian Williams is in the hot water. SpongeBob soaks up all the money. Major Spoilers. V for Video Games! Your calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

764 02/10/2015 Shpidermans

Coming up on TMS: There's a spider in my movie! Facebook thievery! Baby pregnant! Iggy pissed about pizza. Bruce Jenner texting and driving. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

765 02/12/2015 For Your Body

Coming up on TMS: Your candy aint the same no more. The Dentist hates me. The Daily Show made me sad. NBC suspends the Bri-Bri. Charles Manson's lady friend wants him for his body. Your selfie screwed you! Therapy Thursday! Your calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

766 02/13/2015 TMSPM: News at 11

Tonight, on TMSPM: Diets are like religion. Facebook wants you dead. Burned, James Burned. Put that gerbil back! Teacher afraid of children! App Time! Dan Dan, the Board Game Man and more on this episode of TMSPM

767 02/16/2015 Shhhhhhhhh!!!!

Coming up on TMS: Don't go to the movies with Brian! Iceskate to the face! The club coming back! Doom wants you to take a selfie. I can ZOOOM you. Bananas are not a threat. Fifty Shades of money. Major Spoilers. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

768 02/17/2015 Spicy Old People

Coming up on TMS: King Cake! Putan Gluten! Who caught all the flowers! Woz says the Apple Watch is rad! Penguins can't taste fish! Hot Nurse! Jury Duty! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

769 02/18/2015 Run for the Hills

Coming up on TMS: Don't Facetime my wife! Krispy Kreme made a boo-boo. Don't talk to your barbie! A new pirates movie is happening. Modern family likes Apple stuff. Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

770 02/19/2015 Greener

Coming up on TMS: Recognizing the signs! We have a winner! Ice Ice Jail. Bacon-wrapped pizza is here! Man punches self! Dude had to listen to a LOT of Nickelback. Barbie couple just wants to be left alone. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

771 02/20/2015 TMSPM: Go Down Deep

Tonight, on TMSPM: Who takes home the gold. Bruce Dickinson in the news. Alien movie happening. 50 Shades of Squarepants. Teens be crazy. App Time! Twitter time and more on this episode of TMSPM

772 02/23/2015 My Banana Says Run

Coming up on TMS: People got golden statues of men. The dead do not rise. Spielberg thanked Zeus more than anyone. Don't forget to wear your banana. Hitler Walk won't pass. 50 Shades of crazy people. Major Spoilers! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

773 02/24/2015 Steve and Eddie Walk into a Bar

Coming up on TMS: Batman killed me. Nerdtacular tickets tomorrow! What's Calista Flockhart doin? Tomato Trackers! John Traavolta goofed. Snipes snipes Endgame. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty! Your calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

774 02/25/2015 Dental Dammit

Coming up on TMS: Alaska does weed every day. Nerdtacular Tickets are LIVE! Avengers 2 gets a sweet poster! Ghostbusters is based on Walking Dead? Pee-Wee pees on Netflix! Nutella just about kilt people! Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

775 02/26/2015 TMSPM: Friend Me on Fartner

Tonight, on TMSPM: Blogger says no nudes! Burt Reynolds gets nude! Share your farts! Gaga is a real horror story. Netflix likes Gadgets. Dan dan the board game man. Your twitter questions and more!on this episode of TMSPM.

776 03/02/2015 Shoot to Thrill

Coming up on TMS: John Wick is rad. Friends is not bad. We were nominated for things. Adventure Time to the movies! Remembering Spock. White People's Super Heroes. Facebook wants you to LIVE! Major Spoilers! V for Video Games! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

777 03/03/2015 Spider on Your Face

Coming up on TMS: Spider on the face. Spiderman has a possible director man. Want your own burial pod? Buy your goods with Spock! Jared Leto kills his Jesus hair. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

778 03/04/2015 The China Bundle

Coming up on TMS: We get totally legit emails. Pipe cleaner followup! Blade Runner sequel gets Harrison Ford. SNL and other stuff streaming soon. The normal weiner is now known. China also likes SNL. Recomentals. Tom's Tech Time. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

779 03/05/2015 Pre-Print Figures

Coming up on TMS: We look back at 1996. Ben and Jerry smoke week every day. Independance Day 2 is happening. MTV movie awards are still a thing. Avengers gets a new trailer! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

780 03/06/2015 TMSPM: Check and Wreck

Tonight, on TMSPM: How fast is Brian? No more elephants! Avengers likes Firefly! Expendables on TV? Sandler and Barker go round 02. App Time! Twitter Time and more on this episode of TMSPM

781 03/09/2015 Yer the Girl for Me

Coming up on TMS: Tom Hardy is rad. How old is brian. Cockpit audio! Star Trek tours! Toy Story 4 is a love story! Smellovision! Major Spoilers! V for Video Games! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

782 03/10/2015 Oops, I deet eet again!

Coming up on TMS: HBO just got unplugged. Marvel is skipping ComicCon. Apple has a very expensive watch for you. The Walking Dead spinoff gets two seasons. What a terrible first date. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

783 03/11/2015 Roof Pizza

Coming up on TMS: That's some good jerky. Heroes of the Wave Form. Arvada house fire is angry. How much cheese did you steal? How honest is your booze? South Korea is about to litter! Tim Burton goes live action with Dumbo! Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

784 03/12/2015 Pewtic

Coming up on TMS: What the hell, Utah. Browncoats get excited. Star Wars gets social. Showtime wants in too. How many cars did YOU poop on? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

785 03/14/2015 TMSPM: Nighty

Tonight, on TMSPM: Terry said some cool things. Rogue One is the next Star Wars movie. Giant Lobsters. Chris Pine is green. Dan is here! Your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

786 03/16/2015 Mud Covered Police

Coming up on TMS: How many bits do you have? I took a little peaky. Porno Man! Penis transplants! Print me some pancakes! Seinfeld is gonna make bank on streaming. Cook bacon with guns! Major Spoilers! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

787 03/17/2015 Chese Covered Horse Face

Coming up on TMS: Ze German was not all that German. Everyone gets Vegas wrong. Naked guy upsets people. Hide and seek at IKEA. Kevin Smith is making sequels. Buffy actor in trouble again. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

788 03/18/2015 What's That on Your Hood?

Coming up on TMS: Print everthing! How do you feel about us? Super Mario goes mobile. Man arrested. Rocky and Thunderlips! Clippy: The Erotic Novel. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals! Your calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

789 03/19/2015 Crappy Bus

Coming up on TMS: The internet is broken. Tricorders are comin! Your bus runs on what now? Get your dot sucks domain now! McDonalds has funny first aide policies. Star Wars gets more extended fiction. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

790 03/23/2015 Locktastic

Coming up on TMS: What we can learn from old sitcoms. Ireland gets a new listener! Apple wants you to talk to your TV. Female Thor is kicking A!. Prince has stuff we may never hear. Snoopy Poopy Poop Dog has a new TV show on HBO. Major Spoilers! V for Video Games! Your calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

791 03/24/2015 FroggyStyle

Coming up on TMS: It's not me, it's you! Game of Thrones will spoil readers! Snoop tv is coming! The Pope likes his pizza. Russo Brothers are all up in the next two Avengers movies. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

792 03/25/2015 A Very Good Year

Coming up on TMS: I am slowly becoming more machine than man. Build your Dwarven Fordge! Google Fiber likes SLC! Fox eyes Mulder in a sexy way. Captain Marvel probably gonna be in Avengers 2. Americans can now buy their own Flame Throwers. Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your phone calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

793 03/26/2015 In Your Dreams

Coming up on TMS: Stop getting butt injections! 3D print THIS! Spielberg is Ready to play. Carpool lane tricks! ISIS is wants to go to Tashi Station for some power converters. Zayn leaves! Therapy Thursday! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

794 03/27/2015 TMSPM: Pepper Eye

Tonight, on TMSPM: Old Pepper Eye! VR nose to help with VR head. Utah likes Bull Penis. Halo is fun Russia! Americans have a lot of metal in their crap! App Time! Your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

795 03/30/2015 Whoviens

Coming up on TMS: I don't wanna testify! We rescued Jim Raynor. Huge Jack Man says he has one more in him. Don't eat your kid's pot brownies. Nimoy's son is making a Spock thing. Walking Dead has a name. The Daily Show has a new host! Major Spoilers! V for Video Games! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

796 03/31/2015 Jelly Bean Beard

Coming up on TMS: Quit holding your pee! We have exciting announcements! You got your Game of Thrones in my Doctor Who. Dorn says yes to Captain Worf! Roger Moore does not think Elba is the right guy. VR for anxiety attacks! Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

797 04/02/2015 Wiener Over Your Teeth

Coming up on TMS: Move along nothing to see here. Quit eating all the wood! Slinging HBO on you for $15! Imagine all the wives gone. Pac-Man is all over the map. Two lottery wins in two years. Therapy Thursday! Your voice mails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

798 04/03/2015 TMSPM: Blarcho

Tonight, on TMSPM: Get ready for a very full house. Odenkirk and Cross are back. Batman v Superman trailer coming with Mad Max. A taste of The Winds of Winter. Strong Bad is back after 6 years. Dad Dan the board game man. Your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

799 04/06/2015 Grown Ass Woman

Coming up on TMS: Feelin 21. Dentists!! Furious 7 did good! George R.R. doing something else! David Lynch is OUT! Play-Doh, the MOVIE! Major Spoilers! V for Video Games! Your voicemails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

800 04/07/2015 Pound Gorilla

Coming up on TMS: Dog Poop lady strikes again. Hoodie Man! Syfy wants to be Incorporated. Seattle doing some fun DNA testing. Wondercon is OUT! Roku 3 is IN! Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.


Episode 801 and on Edit

Episode Number Date Run Time Show Notes


801 04/08/2015 Don't Drink It

Coming up on TMS: How things can get misunderstood! 3D Printer Update 2015! What's up with american pie? No stinger in Avengers 2. HBO Now is available...now. TSA made bank on your loose change. Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

802 04/09/2015 Snope Trope

Coming up on TMS: I have my own box troll. Let's print some 3D logos. Game of Thrones babies! NASA says aliens are coming. George Takei has something new. Brian Williams blames everything. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

803 04/10/2015 TMSPM: Thunder Clap

Tonight, on TMSPM: We have a vision! True Detective season two has things in it. Mob Marley smoked weed every day. Comcast don't like fire! Heathrow hangs on to your breast milk! Dan Dan the Table Top Man! Your questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

804 04/14/2015 Riding the Pony

Coming up on TMS: Vegas Stories! What makes Scott angry? Terminator gets a spoilery as hell trailer. Get ready to throw weiners at your TV. Dark Tower back on track at Sony. Clinton is running! Fitness Geek! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

805 04/15/2015 On the Backs of Giants

Coming up on TMS: We won everything. All of it. Hey, it's a live call in show! Starwars is streaming everything! Guardians 2 will be about family! Visiting the last state. The TSA is taking your stuff! Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

806 04/16/2015 Lag Vegas

Coming up on TMS: 8 inches of snow and none the wiser. Let's get a Vegas update! Your mom is cool! Ben and Jerry are getting spirited. HBO says down periscope. Netflix likes its blind fans. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

807 04/20/2015 Poke

Coming up on TMS: What leaves vegas stays in vegas. The math of awards. Just put it in my viens! Rogue One comes before. Furious 7 is Furiously making money. SouthWest aint playin around. I'll fix your back for a little somethin'. Major Spoilers! V for Video Games! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

808 04/21/2015 Fire Alarm for NO Reason

Coming up on TMS: Are you not entertained? Lucas admits he's bad at dialogue. Mitch is all in for more Xfiles. I'll fix your back for trade. Kentucky Man arrested for drunk horse riding! Fitness Geek! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

809 04/22/2015 Kick It

Coming up on TMS: You did what on that slide? Ben Affleck comes clean. Iceman is not who you thought he was. Galaxy Quest...the series. Lennon albums are coming! Recommentals! Tom's Tech Time! Emails calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

810 04/23/2015 Plane Preparation

Coming up on TMS: My long nightmare is over. Hi, Susan from Orem! Colorado Springs better get a DELL. Coins go down smooth. Muppet Office. RDJ drops the mic and leaves. Which Olsen twin should come back? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

811 04/27/2015 Crotchitorial Area

Coming up on TMS: What up Denver! Ready Player Scott. Minecraft Park! Avngers people in trouble! Venice beach is progressive. Burger Woman! Major Spoilers! V for Video Games! Your calls and emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

812 04/28/2015 Glitchbomb

Coming up on TMS: Bowling Alley Balls. A victory for Star Wars Jazz. Apple bans fart apps on the Watch. Wanksy is up to no good. Tater Tots are still a threat. 10 tons of gross! Jury Duty! Your calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

813 04/29/2015 Show Classic

Coming up on TMS: What's the deal with new coke? Furious Frozen. Pot is on the minds of all peoples. We have some good news on Xmen stuff. Infinity and beyond! Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

814 04/30/2015 Reaching Back For Me

Coming up on TMS: Hypo Help is BACK! Inventing gold is hard! I found an old hand! Piggy to get an award! Hulk want equality! Hamill has photos. Therapy Thursday! Your calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

815 05/01/2015 TMSPM: Buried in Chit

Tonight, on TMSPM: Rapper kid! Classic Games! NASA says bye! VR for dead people! Apple says NO TATS! Time with Dan! Ask TMS and more on this episode of TMSPM.

816 05/04/2015 Dirt Cheese

Coming up on TMS: The age of Ultra-Tron. Rapper wheelchair kid goes all metal. Trek loses one of it's own. Your beard is like a toilet. Mayweather and Pac hurt the Avengers. Middle seat kids grow up to be successful. Big Bird was almost in space. Major Spoilers! V for video games and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

817 05/05/2015 Please Don't Be Bad

Coming up on TMS: How do I deal with a farting dog. Brian can tell time now! Brienne of Tarth is a storm trooper. Windows 10 lets you flip people off. Indy 2 gets a lady president. Man punches bear! Fitness Geek! Jury Duty! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

818 05/06/2015 Lady Movies

Coming up on TMS: Get HBO when? Let's all yell Chocolate! Martin Freeman goes to Civil War. Justice League gets all animated and stuff. Boba Fett origin is coming. Marvel CEO says girl movies suck. Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

819 05/07/2015 T-Shirt Offense

Coming up on TMS: Big ups to Gorath! Florida man has a bad time! Tokyo has a crying room for you. We are really making Joss hate us. Spiderman was to be in Avengers 2! Jay Leno Snubs! Therapy Thursday! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

820 05/08/2015 TMSPM: Totes Fat

Tonight, on TMSPM: Holiday road! Nintendo going universal. Where'd my testicle go? Jar Jar Dead. UK is totes fat! App Time! Your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

821 05/11/2015 It's a Thug Life

Coming up on TMS: I threw the dog in the lake! Daredevil season 2 is go! We just spent 77 million. NSA is making Skynet. Florence Henderson begged for stuff. Major Spoilers! V for Video Games! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

822 05/12/2015 Nude!

Coming up on TMS: Kid rant strikes a chord! Mad Max getting Mad Props! Brad Bird is doing something we all want him to do. American Idol gets one more chance. Luke Spencer is OUT! Shave your head, Charles! Fitness Geek! Your calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

823 05/13/2015 This Time, Legally

Coming up on TMS: 10 years of leroy! Playing with V and R! Jersey man has a secret. Elderly man has a secret too! Lucifer is on TV! Lady Thor has a name! Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

824 05/14/2015 Spin Them Hits

Coming up on TMS: Scott needs to set the record straight. Double half caff latte with extra thievery. In China, people just don't understand. Dougnuts and dead bodies. More X-Men coming than you can handle. Therapy Thursday! Your calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

825 05/18/2015 For Us!

Coming up on TMS: Fury Road RULES! Futurama week begins! How did Pitch Perfect 2 do? Lynch is back in! Gilligan finally spills the Huell beans. Daniel Craig is in Star Wars? Major Spoilers! V for Video Games! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

826 05/19/2015 Game of Trombones

Coming up on TMS: The dark tale of Devone. Mtn Dew does what you say? Disney has a couple weird things in the works. David Brent movie is happening. Teen kept awake for a week cause he had a thing in his eye. Toy Store gone after 145 years. Fitness Geek! Jury Duty! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

827 05/20/2015 Come On And Drive

Coming up on TMS: No driving for you! It's a t-shirt bonanza! Lando is coming back. KFC brings out the old chicken himself. Rift will be cool with the porno. How poluted is YOUR lake? Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

828 05/21/2015 TMSPM: It Itches

Tonight, on TMSPM: Netflix World Problems. Some letterman info. Help help it's raining spiders! Dumping poop on a party. The Wire creator has new things to do. Dan the tabletop man! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

829 05/26/2015 Short Cuts

Coming up on TMS: Scott ate all the left overs. They took a chunk outta me, Marty! Nebraska Woman in the news! The weekend boxoffice news is in! Poisening the legends! No more fart smells. Fitness Geek and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

830 5/27/2015 Mythical Burito

Coming up on TMS: Our perfect little system. Heroes of the PANTS! Live Action Jonny Quest is coming. De Niro tells students they're screwed. China is all into Star Wars now. Boy Scouts need to get with it. Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

831 5/28/2015 Part of our code

Coming up on TMS: But I really want my phone back! Electra will be here soon! The man named Bacon. Who is The Ancient One? I cook my food with lava! Therapy Thursday! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

832 05/29/2015 College Dirt

Tonight, on TMSPM: Serkis is now known. Grads do it! Pine Please! Fey / Amy action figures! App Time! Your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

833 06/01/2015 Back to Pac-World

Coming up on TMS: I wanna get all gamey in Vegas. Throw the dog in the lake! San Andreas shakes up the box office. Ash is back! MJ's Neverland is expensive. Disney has murdered Tron. Major Spoilers! V for Video Games! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

834 06/02/2015 Kickstart my Heart

Coming up on TMS: Scott has a big reveal today! Caitlyn Jenner joins twitter. Face-transplant goes home. Fox is making another thing with extraordinary gentlemen. Netflix is playing with the devil himself. A TON of your calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

835 06/03/2015 Still looks like a car

Coming up on TMS: Scott is putting all the stuff on things. Game of WoW! We gots us some Fallout 4. Dark Tower gets bright! Hulk news! Houston Man! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

836 06/08/2015 Must a bin

Coming up on TMS: Graduation was terrible. We are running out of Ramen! Spys kills it! Amtrack likes pork! Check out my muscles! The Stand starts on TV. Major Spoilers! V for Video Games! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

837 06/09/2015 Versatile Cheese

Coming up on TMS: My posterior capsule is cloudy, and insurance is garbage! Brad Pitt is streaming. James Cameron blesses the Terminator. Bart will die this year. 41 one Hero Man movies! Fitness Geek! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

838 06/10/2015 Spins a web any size

Coming up on TMS: Alexa might be insane. Hassellhofs car is up for grabs. Sex Pistols kill Punk forever. Daredevil would like to be Frank with you. JK says there is indeed an american Hogwarts. Recomentals! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

839 06/11/2015 Huge Nest Egg

Coming up on TMS: I have a Cobain question. We got nominated for more stuff! The Super Sack! Thor is gonna answer phones for Ray. Ewoks in the new Star Wars? Man fatally ate his tablet. Truck full of sharks! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

840 06/12/2015 Start it with a burp

Tonight, on TMSPM: VR wants to ruin us. Xmen wants Quicksilver back! Pornhub wants sex in space! Twitter changes stuff. How dusty is your road? Dan is here! Your questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

841 06/15/2015 Should I build a wall?

Coming up on TMS: The Eye thing is still weird. Bethesda gives us what we wanted. Stump a Who nerd? Jurrassic World was good and made phat stacks! Hey, yer not black! Amiga still doing it's job and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

842 06/16/2015 Right here is my sweet spot

Coming up on TMS: That's a lot of conferences. We try to be Whovians again. Is that your dead grandpa I smell? You can't see the Forest for the Whitaker. Letterman can't use a phone, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

843 06/17/2015 Let The Intern In

Coming up on TMS: The ever watchful eye. When Radar left. Help, it's happening on Starz! Sex Bomb! Trump is terrible. Microwave guns! Recomentals! Tom's Tech Time! Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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